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Ruby
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Oct 23, 2013 06:49PM

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Hecate: HOW CAN YOU HATE TAYLOR SWIFT? (brings out machine gun) YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE KILLED WITH MAGIC! DIE!
Me: Uh-oh.
Me: Uh-oh.
Me: Hecate left to comfort Taylor Swift. Her idea of comforting her, however, is not approved of by me.
Hecate: (chases Taylor Swift with a machine gun, trying to put her out of her misery) THIS IS AN ACT OF KINDNESS FOR YOU, TAYLOR SWIFT! IT'L PUT YOU OUT OF YOUR MISERY!
Hecate: (chases Taylor Swift with a machine gun, trying to put her out of her misery) THIS IS AN ACT OF KINDNESS FOR YOU, TAYLOR SWIFT! IT'L PUT YOU OUT OF YOUR MISERY!
Hecate: (ignores her)
Me: Oh shoot.
Me: Oh shoot.

ME: " REALY" steps between Hecate and the famous singer
Hecate: (pushes Ruby out of the way)
Me: We should distract her with a taco. (looks around for tacos)
Me: We should distract her with a taco. (looks around for tacos)
Me: Hecate loves tacos! Just wave a taco around and shout that you have a taco! That will distract her!
Hecate: (dodges tacos like a boss)
Hecate: (dodges tacos like a boss)
Hecate: Is someone on my leg? (looks down and shakes Ruby off)
Me: Well, that accomplished nothing!
Me: Well, that accomplished nothing!

Hecate: Don't bother, Gashbeen. Such scum isn't worth our time.
Me: That's pretty mean.
Hecate: SHUT UP!
Me: That's pretty mean.
Hecate: SHUT UP!
Hecate: GO TAKE YOUR MEDICATION! I HATE YOU! YOU WERE A MISTAKE! YOU'RE A WASTE OF SPACE! NO WONDER YOUR OWN FATHER AND SISTER HATE YOU!
Me: Hecate's in a bad mood. SOMEONE GET NICO!

Me: Ignore Hecate.
Hecate: (disappears to find Hades)
Me: She's going to hurt Hades again. POOR HADES!
Hecate: (disappears to find Hades)
Me: She's going to hurt Hades again. POOR HADES!
Me: Shut up Apollo. You really ARE a jerk sometimes. Besides, don't blame Hecate! It's not her fault that she was born without a heart!

as i have been trying to tell her,sister..
Hecate: (comes back) Hades is missing.
Me: Who cares?
Hecate: (sees Artemis) I THOUGHT YOU LEARNED YOUR LESSON FROM WHEN I VAPORIZED YOU!
Me: Who cares?
Hecate: (sees Artemis) I THOUGHT YOU LEARNED YOUR LESSON FROM WHEN I VAPORIZED YOU!

me?a jerk?well my magical jerkiness comes from the so called "heartless" hecate herself..
Me: Ugh, why do I stand up for Hecate?
Hecate: I really don't know why she even hangs around with me. I have no idea how she puts up with me. It's a complete mystery.
Hecate: I really don't know why she even hangs around with me. I have no idea how she puts up with me. It's a complete mystery.

Me: Who cares?
Hecate: (sees Artemis) I THOUGHT YOU LEARNED YOUR LESSON FROM WHEN I VAPORIZED YOU!"
you can never have enough power to scare her,*stands up* after all she is MY sister..

Cat goes meow
Bird goes tweet
and mouse goes squeek
Cow goes moo
Frog goes croak
and the elephant goes toot
Ducks say quack
and fish go blub
and the seal goes ow ow ow ow ow
But..."
....you're point?,,,,

you can turn her into a toilet seat for all i care..
Hecate: I have to admit, it is pretty sweet. (slaps herself) Love is bad! (slaps herself again) No, love is GOOD. (giggles insanely and keeps slapping herself, saying whether love is good or bad) GOOD. BAD. GOOD. BAD.
Me: Freaky.
Me: Freaky.
Hecate: Poor Jasmine! (turns her into a human again) LEAVE THE POOR GIRL ALONE!
Me: Wow, that's actually NICE.
Me: Wow, that's actually NICE.



Athena: You wrote a whole song on that incident??

Athena: facepalm*
Me: I havent even started, I HAVE A WHOLE DAM LIST!!!

Me: Who cares?
Hecate: (sees Artemis) I THOUGHT YOU LEARNED YOUR LESSON FROM WHEN I VAPORIZED YOU!"
you can never have enough powe..."
Hestia: I always knew Apollo really cared for her a lot.