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message 1351: by Chariss (last edited Jan 11, 2015 09:57AM) (new)

Chariss Walker | 9 comments My Amazon Author link -- http://www.amazon.com/Chariss-K.-Walk...

I thought this was a "like" Amazon author page thread? I see a lot of review requests...


message 1352: by Cal (last edited Jan 13, 2015 05:37AM) (new)

Cal Sarwar | 4 comments Hi
I am giving away 100 free review copies of my paperback or epub to anyone who posts regular reviews on the usual platforms. Unfortunately due to costs I can only post the paperback out to UK addresses. Title: The Cell the Wolf & the Faith' (They love death more than we love life) A British facts vs fiction thriller about Islamic Terrorism. Please go to my website for more info and order your copy using the online form. www.calsarwar.com I can also do swaps my books priced on the higher side but we can work something out so that no one loses. Get in touch for a chat. I am in Scotland.


message 1353: by Carissa (new)

Carissa (carissas_bookshelf) | 14 comments I am looking to do a review swap for my fiance's new book A Knight's Journey: The Apprentice. It is a fantasy book available for $2.99 on Amazon. Send me a PM if interested so I can check out your book too!

http://amzn.com/B00RYHOXUK


message 1354: by J.R. (new)

J.R. King Hello everyone,

I’m new to the group, just published the Shades of Obsession series. I've added my books to the library. Shoot me a message if you feel like doing a verified purchase swap for reviews.

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/2...
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00RNLA82O

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/2...
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00RNLEC2Q

Cheers!


message 1355: by Craig (new)

Craig Furchtenicht | 87 comments J.R., I would be interested in doing a purchase swap with you. When I'm done reading your book I can put reviews here on GR as well as Amazon. Our books are equal in price, which works out nicely. Here is the link, so let me know what you think:
http://www.amazon.com/Dimebag-Bandits...


message 1356: by Tom (new)

Tom Fallwell Greetings,

I am new to the group and just published my first novel, Dragon Rising. I am willing to do review swaps with other writers of fantasy or science fiction.

Dragon Rising


message 1357: by Debiprosad (new)

Debiprosad Mukherjee | 4 comments Hello Friends, My Book ""Vitamin D"" Is ★25-28 January 2015 ★ Grab Your Copy Now ★

Vitamin D - The Sunshine Miracle Vitamin: The Ultimate Vitamin D Benefit and Cure Guide to Beat Diabetes, Lose Weight and Feel Amazing (Vitamins and Supplements Book 1) https://bitly.com/1tGfmGE I'd be interested in a review swap


message 1358: by Susanne (new)

Susanne Leist (susanneleist) | 458 comments Morigann wrote: "Hi everyone, I have a book and its called Meghan(Kinishian Warriors) I need someone to review it. My book is free in kindle unlimited. I want to do review swap so check it out [book:Meghan|24638659..."

Hi,
I could swap reviews with you. My book, The Dead Game, is a paranormal thriller/mystery. We could exchange pdf files or gift each other Kindle copies.
Thanks,
Susanne Leist


message 1359: by Patrick (new)

Patrick Hodges | 46 comments I will also exchange with you!

http://www.amazon.com/Joshuas-Island-...

PM if interested!


message 1360: by Sadia (new)

Sadia Saeed | 11 comments Hi,
I wanted to let you know that I have a special promotion on Kindle coming up where my 8 Cooking ebooks will available for free.

All 8 ebooks will be Free on Friday (27 Jan, 2015). If you are interested to do review swap with me then please inbox me with the following information:
• Your eBook link
• Your Profile link
• Date when your book will be free.

I will put all these information into my review swap list.

Thank you!!
~Sadia Saeed


message 1361: by Mustafa (new)

Mustafa Rasul | 2 comments Just in time for Afrikan History Month!

Each of these works will stand on its own merits!

Niggerology 102 (The Advanced Lesson Plan)

http://www.amazon.com/Niggerology-102...

Each One Teach One Too (From Within The Belly of The Beast)

http://www.amazon.com/Each-One-Teach-...

Niggerology 101 (The Basic Nigger Lesson Plan)

http://www.amazon.com/Niggerology-Bas...


message 1362: by Martin (new)

Martin Perks (martinperks) | 214 comments AGAINST HER WILL (A MYSTERY SUSPENSE NOVEL) by PETER MARTIN
Amazon.com 99c and Amazon.co.uk 99p
FREE ON KINDLE UNLIMITED.
Link to buy book: http://bookShow.me/B00D50BFGK
IT IS A TENSE SUSPENSE NOVEL THAT HAS LOTS OF TWISTS AND TURNS, TUGS ON YOUR HEARTSTRINGS AND HAS AN ENDING THAT WILL LEAVE YOU BREATHLESS.

THIS BOOK HAS 112 REVIEWS, OF WHICH 51ARE 5 STAR*****. REVIEW AVERAGE 4.1:-

LOOKING FOR REVIEWS, AND CAN PROVIDE A FREE PDF/MOBI/WORD DOC. ALSO AM WILLING TO SWAP REVIEWS PLEASE E MAIL ; martin_perks3@yahoo.co.uk

Website: http://martinperks.weebly.com
http://askdavid.com/reviews/book/susp...


message 1363: by Melanie (new)

Melanie Bennett | 18 comments Hello, I am looking to swap reviews! I like to review books with good morals and values. I prefer around 200 pages. I would like someone who is willing to purchase my book on Amazon and I am willing to do the same. Mine is $5.99 Learning to Dance in the Rain: A Year of Weathering the Storm with an Autistic Child. My book as 34 five stars out of 38 reviews on Amazon. I think you will enjoy my book very much. PM me at danceintherainbook@gmail.com. Thank you!

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/2...


message 1364: by A.J. (new)

A.J. Raven (ajraven) | 84 comments Any authors looking for affordable editing services? The head editor of the major site "TheGeekiary" is willing to edit a 100,000 words for just $200...She will correct grammar, punctuation and even give feedback...$200 for 100,000 words isn't a bad bargain, right? It can also be multiple works as long as it's a total of 100,000 words...authors looking for editing work less than 100k can also take up the offer and get it done by less than $200...PM me or send me an email at tempest071990 at gmail.com and let's get started ^^


message 1365: by John (new)

John Hennessy | 23 comments Hello, this is a really nice group! I have a few books on Amazon. I have a paranormal horror series called Dark Winter, a fantasy epic called Stormling, plus a vampire novella series.

If anyone is interested, let me know. I like to review books for GR, Amazon, and my blog.

http://www.amazon.com/John-Hennessy/e...


message 1366: by Chris (new)

Chris Wendt (Dirty_Pants) | 3 comments Looking for Amazon reviews, can provide free PDF, available on Kindle, will trade reviews ASAP!

Feedback is positive so far, support has been awesome!

The first two paragraphs...if you need to know. The rest can be found here!

"Dirty opened his eyes, the black seared his field of vision, blinding him, melting crisp thoughts and inviting horror like wild lightening. It danced in his mind’s eye whispering clever phrases that filled his heart with despair. Oh how his brow beaded with sweat, water enticing those dry parched lips that peeled back and cracked as he moved his mouth to mock a thirsty drink.

As his consciousness wavered, now swirling in spots, his eyes seemed to put into the darkness shapeless demons that clawed at his throat and blocked any attempt at clarity. Visions of death and a cracking whip trailed his failing memory, all working diligently to penetrate his senses, deeply and profoundly haunting his terrified frame with everything and nothing less than pain. The slightest movement made is head pound. The silence alone droned like bees in is ears."

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00THKOYRY

Chris Wendt


message 1367: by Chris (new)

Chris Wendt (Dirty_Pants) | 3 comments Sweet, I like mystery! Email sent! Thanks! Chris


message 1368: by Patrick (new)

Patrick Hodges | 46 comments I'm interested too, Chris. I sent you a PM.


message 1369: by Bill (new)

Bill Ward (billwardauthor) | 77 comments I have a new thriller called Trafficking and I am ready for some paid review swaps. You can pre-order now and is available on 1st March to read. I will buy yours now and review within about 2 weeks.
If you are interested please contact me at billward10@hotmail.com.
Due to the subject nature there is some explicit sex but this, like my other books, is a thriller not erotica.
http://www.amazon.com/Trafficking-Pow...


message 1370: by Shoaib (new)

Shoaib Aslam | 3 comments Free............Free..............Free.............Free............Free...........Free
Today my three ‪#‎Cooking‬ ‪#‎Books‬ on ‪#‎Appetizers‬ ‪#‎Recipes‬, ‪#‎Desserts‬ #Recipes, ‪#‎Soups‬ and ‪#‎Stew‬ #Recipes are going free promo for 3 days, please download and post reviews. If u also have a book and wants review, tell me, I will also post..
Thanks
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00NUGCH98
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00NYZJ3KQ
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00NYJW8WC


message 1371: by Pennie (new)

Pennie (amazoncomauthorpenniecartawick) | 51 comments Mshoaibaslam wrote: "Free............Free..............Free.............Free............Free...........Free
Today my three ‪#‎Cooking‬ ‪#‎Books‬ on ‪#‎Appetizers‬ ‪#‎Recipes‬, ‪#‎Desserts‬ #Recipes, ‪#‎Soups‬ and ‪#‎St..."


Downloaded all three books Mshoaibaslam.
Please contact me below so I can send you a couple short Sherlock Holmes stories for review :)
ckgoldensky@yahoo.com


message 1372: by Grace (new)

Grace Kagni (grace_kagni) Hi there, I'd like to swap reviews with whomever is interested in reading my book BREAkUP, book 2 of my Italian Politics Series. Here is the link to my book on Amazon: http://amzn.com/B00PEYXS7O
Thanks,
Grace


message 1373: by [deleted user] (last edited Feb 15, 2015 06:03AM) (new)

Looking for 99c / 99p review swaps.
please make sure you are comfortable with the subject matter first, my book is a vampire horror with scenes of extreme violence
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Behind-Blue-E...
http://www.amazon.com/Behind-Blue-Eye...
Send me a message if you are interested. Thanks


message 1374: by CS (new)

CS Patra (cspatra) | 139 comments I'm looking to swap reviews for my newer books. The newest of them is available at Smashwords so I can trade there. If interested, let me know. http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/...

If you'd like to trade via Amazon, I do have books that could also use reviews there. Just let me know. Thanks.


message 1375: by Pennie (new)

Pennie (amazoncomauthorpenniecartawick) | 51 comments Cithara wrote: "I'm looking to swap reviews for my newer books. The newest of them is available at Smashwords so I can trade there. If interested, let me know. http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/...

If you'd..."

I' be interested in exchanging reviews on Amazon and Goodreads. I write Sherlock Holmes. Please Contact me at
ckgoldensky@yahoo.com


message 1376: by Timothy (new)

Timothy McLendon (highersights) | 1 comments Hi everyone! I'm seeking initial reviews for my Young Adult Fantasy novella Last Hero (115 pages) released this week on Kindle. It is based on Greek Mythology, and you may like it if you like Percy Jackson. I would love to do review swaps (novellas and novels) to post on Amazon and Goodreads!

This is 0.99 on Amazon. Looking forward to reading your work!

You can contact me here at Goodreads or at timothy@tdmclendon.com .

http://amzn.com/B00TFOPAS4


message 1377: by Razvan (last edited Feb 23, 2015 10:04AM) (new)

Razvan Mihai | 121 comments Good day, I am looking for someone to review my book

It's about a Galactic conflict in a universe where technology died out, and magic flourished, and as a result magic is what was used to colonise other planets and creat three Galactic superpowers: The Empire, The Federation and the Republic.

The story is a military SF one, albeight with magic instead of tech and it's written with a lot of dry humor a'la Discworld.

It's free till midnight PST, monday, february 23rd. after that there will be a sale.

It's called:BALADA: When my eyes are weighed with sleep I quench the evening candle's glow:

Here's the link:

http://www.amazon.com/BALADA-weighed-...


message 1378: by Chas (new)

Chas Harrison | 6 comments Hi, I'm interested in doing some more review swaps. I would love to do a review of any non-fiction books. You can email me at chasharrison22@gmail.com if you are interested in swapping. My latest book for review can be seen at http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00TUE8HFC It's called "Essential Oils Cross Reference Guide" by Chas R. Harrison. Email me with your info. My book is in KU or I can send you whatever format you would like. I will need your book for free also.


message 1379: by K.A. (new)

K.A. Cross (kacross) | 15 comments Hi my name is kaylea. I am looking for authors to take part in my 'Meet the author' section on my blog. As I am an author myself, I know how difficult it cane be to get your work noticed. I started doing these author interviews to help fellow authors get a little more exposure. As well as the interviews being posted on my blog, I post links to them on both of my facebook pages. I usually post interviews on a Monday. Next weeks slot is filled but I am looking for authors for the following weeks. If you are interested in taking part you can leave me a comment here or send me a message. Here is a link to this weeks interview so you can check it out http://k-a-cross.blogspot.co.uk/2015/...


message 1380: by Kevin (new)

Kevin Marsh | 7 comments Hello,

I wouldn't mind participating in your author interview blog.
I have sent you an e-mail through your website. Hope it has worked! :-)


message 1381: by Razvan (new)

Razvan Mihai | 121 comments K.A. wrote: "Hi my name is kaylea. I am looking for authors to take part in my 'Meet the author' section on my blog. As I am an author myself, I know how difficult it cane be to get your work noticed. I started..."


It would be more than happy to participate in your blog, my email is:

razvanm1989@yahoo.com


message 1382: by Hilary (new)

Hilary Hawkes (hilarymh) | 3 comments Hi, I'm new to this group and new to Goodreads in general. I'm Hilary and I'm a children's author writing for preschool up to 11/12 year olds. I'm looking for other children's authors for review swaps on amazon UK. They could be verified where we provide each other with a voucher to purchase each others' books or unverified if we exchange via email a free pdf or similar version for a free read. If anyone is interested please email me here hilarymayhawkes@hotmail.co.uk I'm looking forward to reading and reviewing some lovely books!


message 1383: by Razvan (new)

Razvan Mihai | 121 comments My book Balada will be once more free this weekend from february 28th PST midnight to march 1st.

This is it's summary:


On Caliupus 27th, Imperial year 1898, Federal year 3941, and Republican year 953 on the small home world of the Tolstoy sector, a Federal fleet clashed for less than 3 hours with an Imperial one. This small battle which was the first shot in The Great War was situated above a place called Graperust Manor, owned by a Novo Albetan lawyer called William Murasaki Kuckluck.
After the Battle of Graperust, mister Murasaki said that he had enough of the whole affair and decided to move his family 560.000 light-years to a town called New Hope within the Tremera system, to a house called Woodgrom Courthouse with the intention of avoiding the war in its entirety.
Years later the commanders of the belligerent forces came to that very same courthouse to sign the ending of all hostilities. So when it was over Mr Murasaki could boast that the war began on his front lawn porch and ended in his backyard gazebo.
The Great War raged across millions of star systems, billions of planets and trillions of light years, within it farm workers from Nova Bronze City of the Towar System, clashed with fisherman from Seshrim 9, lawyers and schoolteachers from the Brumbaki Plains of Bulla 8 with doctors and accountants from The Tjigu asteroid cluster.
Whole nations and ways of life would disappear only to be replaced by new ones and within this age of chaos great heroes and villains would emerge, several sentients would join the war, each from the three superpowers, they would be at the most crucial and most bloody of the battles and somehow survive them all, and give testimony of just how unrealistic reality could become.
A smuggler would save a country , a shadow warrior would emerge from the darkness, a rebel would reshape the galaxy, a sentient would change the way things were forever, and a potions brewer who did not go a single day to military school would become the greatest commander the known universe had ever seen or perhaps would ever see. So the sands of time flowed and with their passing the universe changed forevermore.

Grand Scholar and Great War Expert Djanus Todomari
Imperium Archives



Here's the link:


http://www.amazon.com/BALADA-weighed-...


message 1384: by Jawaharlal (new)

Jawaharlal Jasthi | 1 comments Chas wrote: "Hi, I'm interested in doing some more review swaps. I would love to do a review of any non-fiction books. You can email me at chasharrison22@gmail.com if you are interested in swapping. My latest ..."

My problem is how to get on to Amazon.com. Will you please guide me there?
jjasthi@yahoo.com


message 1385: by Hilary (last edited Feb 27, 2015 03:18AM) (new)

Hilary Hawkes (hilarymh) | 3 comments Sharon wrote: "Hello. I would love to do a review swap. I have a short children's picture's book and I'm happy to read/review children's books. My book is also on Kindle Unlimited, so it's free to read if you ha..."
Hi Sharon, I'm Hilary and a fellow children's author! I'd love to review your picture book in exchange for a review of one of my children's books on amazonUK site if you can do that? I can place your review on amazon.com or goodreads. Email me here if you're interested hilarymayhawkes@hotmail.co.uk

You can see my books here http://www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_sb_n...


message 1386: by Tammie (new)

Tammie Smith (tammielsmith) | 13 comments Hilary wrote: "Sharon wrote: "Hello. I would love to do a review swap. I have a short children's picture's book and I'm happy to read/review children's books. My book is also on Kindle Unlimited, so it's free to..."

I also write children's books, I am interested in doing some swaps. Here is my link let me know if you are interested.

https://www.tatepublishing.com/bookst...

http://www.amazon.com/Crystal-Haven--...


message 1387: by Razvan (new)

Razvan Mihai | 121 comments Hey guys, Solea Razvan here, the second book in my BALADA: A Symphony of Eternity series just came out.

It's called:

BALADA: And leave the ticking clock alone the path of time to go: The first spark of war is lit, but even that tiny spark is a fire that incinerates all!


Here's the summary:

Excerpt from the diary of Private Raz V’a van,
“We were the legionaries of Malus, The World Breaker”

To the west side of our position, we gazed at the source of the light and saw that it was a column of chariots charging the rear of the enemy. Above it, a massive multiheaded dragon formed entirely of hellfire flew as the great body of our allies charged the Federal’s rear.
The sight was greeted with a resounding cheer from our side and the breaking of ranks and desertion from the enemy, since the Hellfire Dragon was one of the most powerful fire attacks used in battle. On top of that, since our chariots where now sweeping the enemy from behind it meant that the Federal and Volunian chariots had been defeated and if that wasn’t enough, the cherry on top soon followed. For right in the speartip of that formation, riding a topless spider-wolf-jeep was none other than our new fleet commander. Oh yes, The Fox of Marengo himself was leading the charge. That sight of destruction was one of the most beautiful things I saw that whole month.

Private Raz V’a van, Imperial Logistic and Engineer Corps.


Extract from the book “Confessions, an Admirals tale volume I”

‘Scuze me, but could we please turn this massive fleet around so I can pulverize some boots, a water bottle, a ration pack and compass so as to not insult the raging killer coming at us, since I realized the enemies true number, for I was too stupid to turn the report page and saw that he has 35.000 ships instead of 350, and I don’t want to make him mad!’

Metternich per Pelasgiamus, Freelance Potions Maker


“Come on! What does heaven have against peaches!” the young commodore mentally lamented as he gazed at the magic field map on the spider-wolf-jeep’s backseat dashboard to see what was going on.


"“By the Glory Hole of Saint Epusculatus, it’s our comm’ander himself, bless ye sir, we din’ think you’d be the ‘one ta save us!”


"This made my stomach ache even worse, since I was now isolated from our main army and going back there while a battalion of elite shock troopers, old but still very deadly, where left unchecked in the woodland just to the right of me, was not a very delightful way to spent a lovely thunderstorm riddled morning such as this. "


“Tardiness, sloppy pursuit!? Compared to what, a bolt of lightning?”


“Transmit the following: ‘Spare no expense and blast them to Oblivion!’ Also Werner, get your Berets down there, it’s been almost five minutes since your soldiers decimated the enemy and that’s just bad business for us!” Metternich said to Butz and Von Braun.


Metternich also ordered Butz to join the main army so he could bravely lead his soldiers. Preferably from behind as many bodies between him and the enemy as they are available of course, preferably a few light years away, but then, we all do things that we don’t like from time to time.


“Sir, I think you might have hit your head in the fight, since what you just suggested is insane!” Dalius spoke up.

“We’re in the military commodore; insanity is a requirement for the job.”

The book will be free from friday march 6 to sunday march 8.

Here's the link:


http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00U7TKSNS


message 1388: by Razvan (new)

Razvan Mihai | 121 comments Hey huys, just a reminder, the second book in my BALADA: A Symphony of Eternity series is out and will be free from march 6th to march 8th.

It's called:

BALADA: And leave the ticking clock alone, on the path of time to go.

"he first spark of war is lit, but even that tiny spark is a fire that incinerates all!"

Here's the summary:


Excerpt from the diary of Private Raz V’a van,
“We were the legionaries of Malus, The World Breaker”

To the west side of our position, we gazed at the source of the light and saw that it was a column of chariots charging the rear of the enemy. Above it, a massive multiheaded dragon formed entirely of hellfire flew as the great body of our allies charged the Federal’s rear.
The sight was greeted with a resounding cheer from our side and the breaking of ranks and desertion from the enemy, since the Hellfire Dragon was one of the most powerful fire attacks used in battle. On top of that, since our chariots where now sweeping the enemy from behind it meant that the Federal and Volunian chariots had been defeated and if that wasn’t enough, the cherry on top soon followed. For right in the speartip of that formation, riding a topless spider-wolf-jeep was none other than our new fleet commander. Oh yes, The Fox of Marengo himself was leading the charge. That sight of destruction was one of the most beautiful things I saw that whole month.

Private Raz V’a van, Imperial Logistic and Engineer Corps.


Extract from the book “Confessions, an Admirals tale volume I”

............‘Scuze me, but could we please turn this massive fleet around so I can pulverize some boots, a water bottle, a ration pack and compass so as to not insult the raging killer coming at us, since I realized the enemies true number, for I was too stupid to turn the report page and saw that he has 35.000 ships instead of 350, and I don’t want to make him mad!’

Metternich per Pelasgiamus, Freelance Potions Maker


................“Come on! What does heaven have against peaches!” the young commodore mentally lamented as he gazed at the magic field map on the spider-wolf-jeep’s backseat dashboard to see what was going on.


........................"“By the Glory Hole of Saint Epusculatus, it’s our comm’ander himself, bless ye sir, we din’ think you’d be the ‘one ta save us!” ...........................................


................"This made my stomach ache even worse, since I was now isolated from our main army and going back there while a battalion of elite shock troopers, old but still very deadly, where left unchecked in the woodland just to the right of me, was not a very delightful way to spent a lovely thunderstorm riddled morning such as this. ".......................


.............“Tardiness, sloppy pursuit!? Compared to what, a bolt of lightning?” ....................


...............“Transmit the following: ‘Spare no expense and blast them to Oblivion!’ Also Werner, get your Berets down there, it’s been almost five minutes since your soldiers decimated the enemy and that’s just bad business for us!” Metternich said to Butz and Von Braun........................


........................Metternich also ordered Butz to join the main army so he could bravely lead his soldiers. Preferably from behind as many bodies between him and the enemy as they are available of course, preferably a few light years away, but then, we all do things that we don’t like from time to time..................


...........“Sir, I think you might have hit your head in the fight, since what you just suggested is insane!” Dalius spoke up.

“We’re in the military commodore; insanity is a requirement for the job.”

Download link:


http://www.amazon.com/BALADA-ticking-...


message 1389: by Razvan (new)

Razvan Mihai | 121 comments Hello once more, just a reminder that my new book will be free from Friday 6th march to Sunday 8th

It's a SF/Fantasy/Space Opera/ Galactic war saga.

Think Red China vs The Commonwealth vs The Confederacy IN SPACE!!!!


Excerpt from the diary of Private Raz V’a van,
“We were the legionaries of Malus, The World Breaker”

To the west side of our position, we gazed at the source of the light and saw that it was a column of chariots charging the rear of the enemy. Above it, a massive multiheaded dragon formed entirely of hellfire flew as the great body of our allies charged the Federal’s rear.
The sight was greeted with a resounding cheer from our side and the breaking of ranks and desertion from the enemy, since the Hellfire Dragon was one of the most powerful fire attacks used in battle. On top of that, since our chariots where now sweeping the enemy from behind it meant that the Federal and Volunian chariots had been defeated and if that wasn’t enough, the cherry on top soon followed. For right in the speartip of that formation, riding a topless spider-wolf-jeep was none other than our new fleet commander. Oh yes, The Fox of Marengo himself was leading the charge. That sight of destruction was one of the most beautiful things I saw that whole month.

Private Raz V’a van, Imperial Logistic and Engineer Corps.


Extract from the book “Confessions, an Admirals tale volume I”

............‘Scuze me, but could we please turn this massive fleet around so I can pulverize some boots, a water bottle, a ration pack and compass so as to not insult the raging killer coming at us, since I realized the enemies true number, for I was too stupid to turn the report page and saw that he has 35.000 ships instead of 350, and I don’t want to make him mad!’

Metternich per Pelasgiamus, Freelance Potions Maker


................“Come on! What does heaven have against peaches!” the young commodore mentally lamented as he gazed at the magic field map on the spider-wolf-jeep’s backseat dashboard to see what was going on.


........................"“By the Glory Hole of Saint Epusculatus, it’s our comm’ander himself, bless ye sir, we din’ think you’d be the ‘one ta save us!” ...........................................


................"This made my stomach ache even worse, since I was now isolated from our main army and going back there while a battalion of elite shock troopers, old but still very deadly, where left unchecked in the woodland just to the right of me, was not a very delightful way to spent a lovely thunderstorm riddled morning such as this. ".......................


.............“Tardiness, sloppy pursuit!? Compared to what, a bolt of lightning?” ....................


...............“Transmit the following: ‘Spare no expense and blast them to Oblivion!’ Also Werner, get your Berets down there, it’s been almost five minutes since your soldiers decimated the enemy and that’s just bad business for us!” Metternich said to Butz and Von Braun........................


........................Metternich also ordered Butz to join the main army so he could bravely lead his soldiers. Preferably from behind as many bodies between him and the enemy as they are available of course, preferably a few light years away, but then, we all do things that we don’t like from time to time..................


...........“Sir, I think you might have hit your head in the fight, since what you just suggested is insane!” Dalius spoke up.

“We’re in the military commodore; insanity is a requirement for the job.”

Download link:


http://www.amazon.com/BALADA-ticking-...


message 1390: by Melanie (new)

Melanie Bennett | 18 comments I would like to invite you to join me on the journey of ups and downs, heartaches and thrills I experienced through a year of caring for a child with autism. This journal is my story as a caregiver, weathering the storm with a seven year-old girl with autism. Whether you know nothing at all about autism or feel well-versed on the topic, I believe you will find my story educational, enlightening, and heartwarming.

I am looking to swap reviews for my book "Learning to Dance in the Rain: A Year of Weathering the Storm with an Autistic Child"

I am looking for a "clean" book or self help book to review.

Private message me at danceintherainbook@gmail.com

Check out my site http://danceintherainbook.weebly.com/ for a sample story.

I look forward to hearing from you!


message 1391: by Jessica (new)

Jessica Baker (JBakes09) | 10 comments If anyone would like to do a review swap with me, please message me!

I am looking to swap reviews for my collection of poetry, Raw Sailing: The Trouble With Being Human.

:)


message 1392: by James (new)

James Penn (jwpenn) | 7 comments Would anybody like to do a review swap on Emperors of Time, my YA Time Travel and Alternate History books? It's $1.99. Check it out here:
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00N2Y2Y1E/
I would prefer to do a review swap with someone who writes YA, but it's not a deal breaker if you write something else. Write me at JWilsonPenn@gmail.com or dm me if you're interested in doing a swap & I can let you know if I'm on board to commit.
Thanks!


message 1393: by S.J (new)

S.J Walter | 5 comments Free ebook Superhero Puppy Dog
About The Story Superhero Dog is a young puppy who is very talkative and fun loving. Read the story to find out more about Superhero Puppy Dog, the talkative puppy!
US: http://amazon.com/dp/B00UDORW54
UK: http://amazon.co.uj/dp/B00UDORW54


message 1394: by Victoria (new)

Victoria | 2 comments Please send me a message if you're interested in a review swap.

Thanks


message 1395: by Erica (new)

Erica Mbasan | 3 comments Hello. My name is Erica. I'm a missionary in Uganda. I've written a non-fiction work entitled "For the Joy Set Before Us." It's a (christian) book about my journey to the mission field, some of the challenges I've faced, culture shock and re-entry shock, burnout, and other topics. http://amzn.to/1FmLt7J

Would anyone in this group be interested in a review swap? I enjoy reading anything except for erotica and horror.


message 1396: by James (new)

James Green (jamesgreenseo) | 1 comments Hi Everyone

FREE DOWNLOAD! My Book: 'Kindle Publishing Battleplan: 12 Ways to Sell more Books on Amazon'
is FREE for download Today (13th March) and tomorrow (14th March)!

Download NOW:
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http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00TKM7WOQ/

IF ANYBODY IS INTERESTED IN REVIEW EXCHANGES, Email me: james@24hourbestseller.com

Have a great day!

James


message 1397: by S.J (new)

S.J Walter | 5 comments FREE! 3/14-3/16 Book for Girls:Annie & Snoopy
Once upon a time there was a little girl named Annie. She was small and shy but her eyes were the most beautiful among many.
US: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00UKEXO6I
UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00UKEXO6I


message 1398: by Wayne (new)

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message 1400: by Wayne (new)

Wayne | 30 comments Buzzing - Right now for a limited time Get A FREE copy of... The Devil Inside the Book by Wayne Quartermaine. This book is guaranteed to keep you at the edge of your seat. Tell a friend about your new discovery only 4 days left. Last Chance to get a free copy. http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00N016C5S


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