TWILIGHT HATERS discussion
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Stephanie Meyer the new J.K Rowling?!
they both stink there are seriously nobodies i hate them their books arent that great even though i havent read any harry potter books and i dont plan to
I know... Of course, Twilight only gets sold so much because of Patterson-what's-his-face... You know, the dude who plays Ed in Twilight? Grrrr...
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! TWILIGHT HAS GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME!
They have gone too far.. I agree completely.. Eh..
there is no point in comparing Twilight and HP b/c like courtney says, HP is sooo much better, it's in a different circle from twilight.
They're not even the same type of story! Gaaahhh!! Besides, when comparing JKR and SM, JKR is by far the better writer and storyteller. SM just repeats herself and has no plot in her books. She fails.
Meyer wrote twilight in three months flat.Well, at least we know now why the thing's so bad. LOL
It's never quite clear whether Edward wants to sleep with Bella or rip her throat out or both, but he wants something, and he wants it bad, and you feel it all the more because he never gets it. That's the power of the Twilight books: they're squeaky, geeky clean on the surface, but right below it, they are absolutely, deliciously filthy.
Really now? =\ Maybe it's just me but I've never found anything "deliciously filthy" or forbidden about Twilight.
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NOW THAT'S FORBIDDEN! >.<
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"It's never quite clear whether Edward wants to sleep with Bella or rip her throat out or both"
Hm... I hope it's the second one.. I really do..
Hm... I hope it's the second one.. I really do..
Edward: Bella.. I can't, I can't sleep with you!
Bella: Why.. why not!? *Cries, but swoons at Edwards PERFECT looks*
Edward: *Broods* Because... Because... I GOTTA RIP YOUR THROAT OUT!
Bella: Oh, no! *Runs away, trips on random object and gets her throat ripped out*
WHOOPEE! ^^
Bella: Why.. why not!? *Cries, but swoons at Edwards PERFECT looks*
Edward: *Broods* Because... Because... I GOTTA RIP YOUR THROAT OUT!
Bella: Oh, no! *Runs away, trips on random object and gets her throat ripped out*
WHOOPEE! ^^
Oh, and 'Bella' means 'Beautiful' in Spanish or something...?
Soo... Bella Swan??? That's bleh.
And 'Edward' means happy, prosperous or a guard... Cheeeeeeeeeeesyyyyyy... Bleh.
Soo... Bella Swan??? That's bleh.
And 'Edward' means happy, prosperous or a guard... Cheeeeeeeeeeesyyyyyy... Bleh.
Super protective and a super wimp.. *grumble*
I have this friend who is absolutely MAD about Edward... She looks for pictures of him on the internet 24/7... They should BAN the Forbidden Saga.
I'll stick to the vampires who follow 'Da Rules'. xD
Like the ones from Underworld or something.
I have this friend who is absolutely MAD about Edward... She looks for pictures of him on the internet 24/7... They should BAN the Forbidden Saga.
I'll stick to the vampires who follow 'Da Rules'. xD
Like the ones from Underworld or something.
I'm ostracized from the community because I hate it! It's despicable! xD
Well, a HUGE part of my school thinks I'm weird because I actually READ, and not because I have to...
And I read books WELL beyond my age group... I even tried reading 'Paradise Lost'. That was a disaster.. xD
And I read books WELL beyond my age group... I even tried reading 'Paradise Lost'. That was a disaster.. xD
before reading breaking dawn, i actually kinda liked the series, and got all my friends hooked on it which i feel really really bad about. Then i reread the series and realized how horrible they are...so now i hate the twilight series.
Breaking Dawn is a SAD, sad, sad attempt as softcore porn. I've read it, and felt sick. Well... Twilight is a disgrace to the vampire community - but I guess we all know that.. if we didn't, this board wouldn't exist.
Courtney wrote: "Yeah, All my friends think I'm weird too cause I actually like to read. I also read beyond my age level. I was reading Young Adult when I was like 7 and 8. And even now I'm 13 and I read Adult book..."same here, so I have to keep my mouth shut when my friends read books.
What do you think SM thinks the moral of breaking dawn is? That losing your virginity is a very good thing? Cuz after reading her books, u would totally think that thats the message she wants to send to the world
And apparently, English "mothers" really take to that moral... You wouldn't believe how many english 18-20 year olds I've seen with up to three kids..
Not to mention that the only guys worth falling in 'love' with are the ones that look like models and are rich. Looks and money. SMeyer has issues.
SUE HER FOR ENCOURAGING YOUNG PREGNANCY!!
"I really think that's the underlying metaphor of my vampires," she says. "It doesn't matter where you're stuck in life or what you think you have to do; you can always choose something else. There's always a different path." Hardly. Rice said that the metaphor of her vampires were the true monsters within our human selves. Meyer degrades the true nature of vampires to some wet dream of a schoolgirl.
Rice's bloodsuckers are frequently perverse and amoral
Hardly (yet again). The morality they believe in is simply different from the human norm (Well duh, they're VAMPIRES). And considering that this is the true nature of vampires, it's Meyer who is straying from the point.
What makes Meyer's books so distinctive is that they're about the erotics of abstinence.
There is a very fine line between beautiful, literary erotica and smut. And Meyer has crossed it. Rice's books can be erotic yet metaphorically beautiful. Meyer just tries (and FAILS) to write softcore.
Meyer just destroyed feminism and morality. Bella Swan giving up college, her family life and friends just so she can have eternal and submissive sex with a 117-year old virgin. And also so she can sparkle with him. Yeah, Bella sure is the role model for our generation.
In a way, Twilight is a metaphor for how weird guys are. And how unnerving going to meet their families, and keeping up the relationship is. I don't really like this particular analogy, though. The relationship is fake.
I personnaly think the so-called "Twiligt Saga" is all plot to take over the world!!!! JK, but seriously, it's scary how many people Stephanie Meyer has "sucked" (no pun intended) into her books. I almost became one ofthem, but I saved myself before I became addicted. This is NOT a book any self-respecting Christian girl should read.
Merco1231 wrote: "Oh, and 'Bella' means 'Beautiful' in Spanish or something...? Soo... Bella Swan??? That's bleh.
And 'Edward' means happy, prosperous or a guard... Cheeeeeeeeeeesyyyyyy... Bleh."
I know this is late, but Bella is beautiful in Italian. My brother is Italian and wants to name his daughter Bella Ray (Bulawa). I think it's kinda pretty, but I still don't like S.M.'s Bella.
Ah, sorry for the mistake. It is still... cheesy, that she used 'Beautiful Swan' as the name of one of her characters... And since she's all so popular and every boy is falling for her in school... well it's just stupid.
Oh, I agree!!! Wait, I thought she wasn't populer..... Or are you just being sarcastic..... I'm a bit slow in that department, sorry.......
Well.. not popular, ok, I agree, but since every single boy is throwing himself at feet.. *Ahem*.
I'd like to blast her head off with a shotgun.. If she was real. xD
I'd like to blast her head off with a shotgun.. If she was real. xD
Heheheh...............(in a cheesy Italian accent) I like the way you think! ;)
*In cheesy English accent* Why thank you, love. Would you like some tea and biscuits? xD
**English accent** Hullo, Mumsy! Hullo, Papsy! I would be delighted to have some tea and biscuits! Pray tell, what kind of tea?
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Lol!! It makes me so convinced that you might be Brit!
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I'm currently reading Pride and Prejudice......Does that have anything to do with it? I can assure you I am NOT British....... Maybe Polish, but not British...... I enjoy doing fake accents, and I read a lot....... Dumb question, but what does xD mean??
And xD Is just a smiley like :D or :) Itsh grinning.. :D
Aaahh...... AHA! moment....... I'm almost all Polish-Bohemian....... That would explain my love for Polish sausage and rye bread.......... ;)
Well, dearie, I am full Polish.. almost full, one-tenth Ukranian. xD
Oh, Cool!!!! Just another thing we have in common, you and I....... I like that shotgun idea........ My brother has one......... ;D
GIMME! Oh, didn't Meyer base Bella off of herself? Hmm.. thats gives mes an ideas. *Laughs maniacally*
How 'bout a diabolical laugh....MWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Merco1231 wrote: "Here's where you can read the Time's article on it:http://www.time.com/time/magazine/art..."
""We have free will"......"I really think that's the underlying metaphor of my vampires," she says. "It doesn't matter where you're stuck in life or what you think you have to do; you can always choose something else. There's always a different path.""
Pfffft.....Jacob must have missed that little memo. He had NO choice. How convenient.
There isn't always a different path; not one that would please God.
Kit wrote: ""I really think that's the underlying metaphor of my vampires," she says. "It doesn't matter where you're stuck in life or what you think you have to do; you can always choose something else. There..."Wonderfully put. :]
But what's your view on this?