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Ghost Twitterers
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Heh. I'll twitter for 50 Cent. I'd write stuff like "I like to wear frilly dresses" and "everyone should call me 'dandy' when they see me on the street."Excellent Gibson reference, by the way, Tad...
ghost twitters? i thought that is what you got as a kid after watching Dark Shadows
I haven't been to twitter in a week or so. They deleted Walken? DAMMIT! I assumed that was a spoof, but they were hilarious and I couldn't keep from reading them without hearing his voice. BOO twitter BOO! Heh...dandy.
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i want to do a ghost twitter of someone dead. like say:"trying to sell some tickets to the theatre. Abe"
"George Custer: Thank God it's the weekend. It was one big uphill battle at work today."
"Donatien "Donny" de Sade: Big mess. More infants needed."
"Johannes G.: Finally finished invention. Disappointed to learn that no one can read."
"Christopher Columbus: OMGosh! we just sailed off the edge of the earth! jk LOLOL"
Hats off to you, Matthew, those are awesome!
Famous Last Twitters:JFK: "Stoked! Dallas really is my fave city in TX!"
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Lady Di: "The alien spaceship has followed us into the tunnel!"
Napoléon Bonaparte: "Wikipedia can bite me. I'm 5'8".."
James Dean: "Woohoo! Rebel Without a Seatbelt!"
Julius Caesar: "Brutus looking moody again."
Meriwether Lewis: "Slept by the damned river again last night. I miss my bed!"
Brigham Young: "Think I'll tap number 16 tonight."
Pete Best: "They wouldn't dare replace me."
Goliath: "who is the kid with the slingshot?"
Thomas Jefferson: "Inalienable or unalienable?"
Genghis Khan: "For the last time, NO i am not married to Chaka!"
Socrates: "One cock to Asclepius. Can't feel legs."
Attila T.H.: "Allergy season sucks. Chest is congested, sinuses dry and irritated. No matter. It's my wedding day and that means i'm getting drunk and scoring regardless..."
Larry wrote: "Meriwether Lewis: "Slept by the damned river again last night. I miss my bed!""William Clark: "Day 37: I'm starting to suspect that Meriwether is a bit of an attention whore."
Freddy Kekulé: "Snake eating its tail. Smells good. Benzene."
I had to google that one. Does that make me a bad person?
Caligula: "Horse doing well in senate. Possible backfire on the palace/brothel idea."
Karen Carpenter: Ugh! 70 pounds?! I've really let myself go..."
Khufu: "retrospectively, i would have gone with a cube"
Alexander Hamilton: "That silly Aaron Burr wants a duel tomorrow. I'll just aim high and offer to buy dinner. He's such an anachronistic ass."
Aaron Burr: "Hamilton thinks I am jackin' around but I am going to pop a cap on his butt tomorrow"
Thomas Jefferson: "Two birds with one stone! Four more years!"
Howie Lovecraft: "As I emerged from the miasmic decay of the broken shards of a sanity once whole, I was overcome with a fear that both sickened my anemic soul and caused the wretched remains of my once youthful body to tremble and shake as I beheld the unspeakable, shocking horror. No one had brewed any coffee."
Macbeth: "Looks like Birnam Wood is moving. Must be the mead."*Note to self: Fill cultural hiatus with wikinfo on Chung Ling Soo, Lovecraft, Hamilton, Burr, Khufu, Kekulé.*
Jimmy Hoffa: "Meetin' Tony & Tony over at the Fox. BRB!"
"BRB," he chortled. Nice touch, Seizure.
Whoa, kind of like something from William Gibson's most recent books.
This sounds like a great job, but i'm sure that I would get fired for not resisting the urge to slip in the occasional "bizarre" tweet for my own amusement.
"50 Cent is feeling rather chafed. No more off-brand toilet paper for this gangsta."