Bored! Bored! Bored! (Modern)

[Emily, Heichou]

((I came on here and I was like, "woah! Has there suddenly been a massive surge in new people joining coz there's 9 new comments!" Hannah just has loads of homework))

Sherlock: Seriously, John. You need to get used to being kidnapped, you get kidnapped about once a month, I don't know why it's still such a big deal. And since the Sarah-skewering incident*, there's been almost no violence involved. They all use chloroform lately - it must be a trend. Anyway, you're so ignorant they could practically walk up to you and say "hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" and you'd actually smell it.

*From The Blind Banker when Sarah almost gets stabbed or "skewered"

[Angelique]

(I will come back to this thread when I am not laughing so hard.)

[Emily, Heichou]

((Which part?))

[Jessica, sie sind das essen und wir sind die JAGER]

(I think it was the chloroform that made her fall)

[Emily, Heichou]

Lol. But that is just the hilariosity that is swirling around inside my brain.

[Jessica, sie sind das essen und wir sind die JAGER]

((We need Moriaty))

[Sinda]

*Sherlock's phone rings. NUMBER WITHHELD shows on the screen.*

[Jessica, sie sind das essen und wir sind die JAGER]

((Ooer, this is when Moriaty comes in))

[Emily, Heichou]

((Yay! Moriarty))

*Sherlock answers his phone* "Hello?"

[Sinda]

Moriarty: "Why hello again, Sherlock. We haven't had a conversation for QUITE a long time now.... I'm guessing you're wondering what I'm doing, as I wouldn't call you just for fun. Well, I was wondering if you and your Scotland Yard team wanted to come see a movie? I hear it's an EXPLOSIVE one, in 3-D, really interacts with the audience...."

[Jessica, sie sind das essen und wir sind die JAGER]

((sorry, just had to say this lol))

Moriaty: It's called..... Breaking Dawn Part 2

[Emily, Heichou]

((Lol Jess))

Sherlock: Really? And is this going to be a regular movie in the cinema, or a more... shall we say 'lifelike' experience?

[Jessica, sie sind das essen und wir sind die JAGER]

((Why don't we just say that everyone can be Moriaty because everyone will probably have evil ideas))

Moriaty: Oh, you will LOVE the lifelike experience. I've decided to stir some of the Twihards with a little joke of my own. Vampires.

((Lol, lifelike experience.))

[Jessica, sie sind das essen und wir sind die JAGER]

((Somehow, the two different roleplays are now connected))

[Emily, Heichou]

((No, because that would be unfair to Sinda. You could give her your ideas though))

[Jessica, sie sind das essen und wir sind die JAGER]

((Oh, I thought you were Moriaty. We need someone to just step in for Laura on Lestrade because she hasn't been very active lately. Maybe that could be everyone.))

[Jessica, sie sind das essen und wir sind die JAGER]

Anderson: Sherlock, WHAT are you talking about?!

[Emily, Heichou]

Sherlock: Anderson, shut up, I'm on the phone. (*goes back to his phonecall*) Vampires? And how did you manage that?

[Angelique]

(im back now whoop) *eagerly awaits the end of the phonecall to discuss the matter witg Sherlock. * Watson: Place the phone on speaker Sherlock we all want to hear what he has to say!

[Emily, Heichou]

*Sherlock tuts irratibly but puts the phone on speaker*

[Sinda]

Moriarty: There SHOULD be vampires, after all the blood my nice little explosion causes. Unless you decide to find the bomb and disable it before that happens.

((Gah, I feel like I'm doing this wrong. Sorry about that.))

[Emily, Heichou]

Sherlock: A bomb. I see. So, where is it?

[Sinda]

Moriarty: Well, I'm not exactly going to tell you. That would make it too easy. I have left some clues around the whole movie theatre area though. Deduce those.

[Angelique]

((I think your doing wonderfully Sinda))
Watson: What's the first clue then?

[Sinda]

Moriarty: The people. I think you'll find something rather...strange about them when you get to the theatre.
*Sherlock's phone clicks off abruptly*

[Jessica, sie sind das essen und wir sind die JAGER]

Anderson: Do you think he's invited some of his vampire slaves to the movie too? Oh, yay!

[Emily, Heichou]

Sherlock: Anderson, shut up. Let's go, Jawn.

[Angelique]

Watson: *while walking away from Anderson* You know Sherly, you really should try to be nicer to Anderson.

[Emily, Heichou]

'Sherly': Oh! not you too! It's bad enough when Mycroft calls me Sherly, but you? I'm disappointed.

[Angelique]

Watson: So disappointed in you. I thought you had a thicker skin.

[Jessica, sie sind das essen und wir sind die JAGER]

Anderson: John, can you and Sherly just hurry up and leave???

[Emily, Heichou]

Sherlock: ANDERSON! YOU ARE NOT AUTHORISED TO CALL ME SHERLY!!!

[Jessica, sie sind das essen und wir sind die JAGER]

Anderson: I think you are missing the point that is on everyone's minds right now.

[Emily, Heichou]

Sherlock: I don't need your advice, Anderson.

[Jessica, sie sind das essen und wir sind die JAGER]

Anderson: You have no humor at all, Sherly. You should just go to the theater though. I have a feeling he turned a heap of innocent humans into vampires and made them watch Twilight. Uhhhhh *shudder*

[Angelique]

Watson: Anderson, Sherlock is correct. You are not authorised to use that nick name. *grabs Sherlock by the collar and drags him to a cab* Let's get going.

[Jessica, sie sind das essen und wir sind die JAGER]

Anderson: Yes, I should like to see that. *marches out of the door to who knows where*

[Emily, Heichou]

Sherlock: Er.. thank you. I suppose we must go and see this film.

[Ruby]

*phone rings* Molly: "Sherlock, do you still want those toes? Because There is this guy who came in with his prints all burnt off in acid and his toes then cut off. They might not be ideal but..."

[Ruby]

"Is this a bad time?"

[Angelique]

Watson: Is that Molly? Can I talk to her please? *Takes phone from Sherlock*
Molly? Listen, I need to speak with you. You are under no circumstances to give Sherlock another body part. The stench that come from his rooms are unbearable. I found him shooting them the other morning. Out of boredom.

[Emily, Heichou]

Sherlock: John! It was for science John! Give my phone back!

[Angelique]

Watson: Goodbye Molly. Have a lovely day. *Cuts call and hands phone to Sherlock.*

[Jessica, sie sind das essen und wir sind die JAGER]

*Anderson arrives in a hurry* Sherlock, the movie starts in 15 minutes. We need to go to the theatre now. Moriaty will be there.

[Angelique]

Watson: Yes Sherlock. Your dilly dallying over the most inane nonsense now.

[Angelique]

*hails a cab*

[Jessica, sie sind das essen und wir sind die JAGER]

Anderson: And I'm coming, you will need SOMEONE sane enough to do a proper job.

[Ruby]

((Is there a theater role play yet?))

[Ruby]

((To role play in for this crime scene))

[Emily, Heichou]

Sherlock: And why do you think that you will be coming, Anderson?