Hate Twilight

[Alondra]

Dan wrote: "It's really irritating, Alondra. Stephenie Meyer's vampires I mean. I'll answer your questions but keep in mind I am definatley not defending it. LOL.

They sparkle because thier skin is diamond ha..."

It is Dan; and those answers are from that Meyers woman. diamond hard, really? what a flake.

I think you will really enjoy that series. I just finished the last book in the 3-book series. The vamps are bloody, and have no conscience. ALso, Maberry actually has some old folklore stuff in it, so all the vamps aren't the same. Some are just mindless, toothy beasts. Awesome! :D

[Dan, destroyer of vegan vampire sissies]

Yup, and you can't kill them "even if you had a flame thrower because they move so fast that they could just dodge the flames", and they don't sleep and all that bullshit. She is a flake.

I'll have to add that Maberry book to my tbr shelf.

[Dan, destroyer of vegan vampire sissies]

Today I was at the grocery store and in the parking lot there was a car parked with a huge sticker on the back window that said "I DRIVE LIKE A CULLEN". I wished I had a bat to smash the window in with.LOL..JK!

[Lucy, Give me FANGS not SPARKLES]

So...how exactly does one drive like a Cullen? Are they armed with a bedazzler? Do they sit and brood at stoplights? Did they have vampire baseball gear in the back seat? Inquiring minds want to know.

[Kimberly, Supreme Hater of Twilight, lover of all other things vampiric]

Lucy wrote: "So...how exactly does one drive like a Cullen? Are they armed with a bedazzler? Do they sit and brood at stoplights? Did they have vampire baseball gear in the back seat? Inquiring minds want t..."
I'm voting that they sit at stop lights and brood until they change!!

[Dan, destroyer of vegan vampire sissies]

Lucy wrote: "So...how exactly does one drive like a Cullen? Are they armed with a bedazzler? Do they sit and brood at stoplights? Did they have vampire baseball gear in the back seat? Inquiring minds want t..."

If you want a serious answer to that, they collect cars and drive really fast and never get tickets cause they can sense the cops coming from miles away. Obnoxious isn't it??

[Kimberly, Supreme Hater of Twilight, lover of all other things vampiric]

I still like the brooding stares... :)

[Dan, destroyer of vegan vampire sissies]

Look at our page, Kimberly. It's added.

[Kimberly, Supreme Hater of Twilight, lover of all other things vampiric]

Dan, you are AWESOME!!!!

[Lucy, Give me FANGS not SPARKLES]

That was hysterical!! I laughed so hard I'm crying! Mouth breather and shovel face?? LMAO!!!!

[Richard]

Best. Trailer. Ever.

[Dan, destroyer of vegan vampire sissies]

Yup, pretty much says it all. Glad you guys liked it.

[Dan, destroyer of vegan vampire sissies]

Look It's Edward Cullen!

[Keair]

Lucy wrote: "I agree Cat. I find the adult insanity even more disturbing than the fact that a bunch of tweens and teenagers are agog over these awful books. I can, in some respects, understand the teen fascin..."
I completely agree. Teenagers are young, hormonal, trying new fads on a regular basis in their attempt to find what works for them...all of that fun stuff I am sure none of us miss about those years. lol But an adult obsessed with a poorly written teenage romance novel is, in my opinion, the epitome of an adult that was developmentally stunted at some point. I truly believe that the middle-age women walking around with Twilight tattoos are also responsible for the undeserved popularity of Fifty Shades of Gray....but that's another discussion altogether. hahaha