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What's the most idiotic thing you've ever done?
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Feb 18, 2013 06:24PM
I once had a pencil stuck into my side of my stomach and i didn't realize it was there until i saw there was blood on my white shirt I was in the car so no one outside the car saw. When i saw the pencil I took it out and started screaming my head off.
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How on earth did you get a pencil stuck in your side !?!
ohh one time i fell on one and it went an intch into my finger
So last summer, we had these guys come work on the basement. One was this tall, muscular, attractive senior in highschool. I was in the garage with the door open talking to my cat. Don't know about you guys, but I say the dumbest things in this rediculus high-pitched voice whenever I talk to cats. so right then, he (the attractive one) walks past and we just happen to glance at each other right then. he kinda smiles all awkward and looks away so I know he heard that whole thing. I pretend that I didn't see him. -.-
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Kalei wrote: "Ughh too many to remember .! Well... earlier this week I put a burger , wrapped in the foil wrappers the restaurants put on it , in the microwave and almost started a fire :/"
Well done!!
Well done!!
Cat wrote: "I once had a pencil stuck into my side of my stomach and i didn't realize it was there until i saw there was blood on my white shirt I was in the car so no one outside the car saw. When i saw the p..."
There was once this girl who got a pencil through her head when she was about four. She thought that she had somehow lost it but then, when she was in her sixties, she took an X-Ray of her head and there the pencil was!!! The doctor couldn't take it out fully though, only partly because most of the pencil was embedded there. Gosh, that was crazy!! O.O
There was once this girl who got a pencil through her head when she was about four. She thought that she had somehow lost it but then, when she was in her sixties, she took an X-Ray of her head and there the pencil was!!! The doctor couldn't take it out fully though, only partly because most of the pencil was embedded there. Gosh, that was crazy!! O.O
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I saw an electric fence with a sign on it saying danger do not touch this electric fence is on, then I touched to see if it was an electric fenceI always fall upstairs never down
I was talking to my friend n she said Emily there's a pole in front of you and I turned round and looked at it then I looked at her and said I know then I turned around and walked into it
I was walking backwards and fell over a bench because I forgot to look where I was going
I set fire to toast in my grill and I'm terrified of fire so I started screaming and yelling the toast is on fire until my dad came and blew it out with one puff of air
I tried to put a chair down gently on a table but forgot to check when it was close to a table and also that I was holding it so I turned around and let go and it fell onto the off the table band took all the other chairs with it
I stabbed myself with a compass because I thought it was my pen and tried to put a lid that I wasn't holding onto it
I looked at my ethics folder and picked it up then put it down because I thought, I don't need my ethics folder, I left it in school.
I'm an idiot sometimes. ;P
I'm an idiot. when it comes to common sense.
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Same here, I have no common sense at all!
I trip on flat surfaces. It takes skills to do that ya know
I was sitting on the floor and I smashed a really sharp pencil into the tip of my finger, by accident when I moved my leg. That was 5 years ago, and it is still there :P
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Hahaha, you're a special person that managed to perfect the skill obviously hehe!
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Ooooooh, owch!!!
Bea wrote: "I trip on flat surfaces. It takes skills to do that ya know"
That is a talent, only some talented idiots have.
That is a talent, only some talented idiots have.
Hey! well I am not an idiot, I am quite smart, but there is some blonde in me... in 4th grade, I stuck a pencil in the lock... trying to break into the class room to get a basket ball... not funny really, but I have other stories..
I trip on flat surfaces all the time. I also have a great talent for laughing at the akwardest times, like when a teacher asked me, "Now that you've had time for reflection, what do you think of your behavior?" (or something like that. >.>)
LOL....yeah I have that problem too...I fall on flat surfaces alllll the time!!
Tried to get 1000 people to enter my first giveaway on goodreads....LMAO it started today. The Fallen Book 1 Dark Genesis. I'll be in this room a lot....hahahahahahahahaah
today i hit a randomer on the head with a tennis ball
Sean wrote: "Tried to get 1000 people to enter my first giveaway on goodreads....LMAO it started today. The Fallen Book 1 Dark Genesis. I'll be in this room a lot....hahahahahahahahaah"
I need to see it now!!! *rushes to see the giveaway*
I need to see it now!!! *rushes to see the giveaway*
Mary D wrote: "Lol i once touched an iron 2 c if it really was hot (it was )
there was this time i knocked my can of coke on the carpet then i started shrieking "its pouring away!" then my mums yells "so pick it ..."
THAT'S AWESOME!!!!!
there was this time i knocked my can of coke on the carpet then i started shrieking "its pouring away!" then my mums yells "so pick it ..."
THAT'S AWESOME!!!!!
When I was two it took me a week to slam my fingers once in every door in my new house
Eh, fell off the school bleachers at the end of the year assembly, i was at the top row. Yelled at a second grader for taking too long on the swing
Skipped down the road with my friends singing the wizard if oz song at 12:34AM,
Locked ppl out of a room(locker room) they try to kick it in, they break lock, iz stuck for a whole hour, at least i missed math! :)
One time last year I spent the night at my friend's house, and we were gonna go to Burger King for food. So we dressed like complete idiots. (I was wearing pajama pants with an ugly shirt and butterfly wings. And I had two different colors of eye shadow on...) And when we walked in, EVERYBODY was staring at us. We live in a super small town, and nothing weird ever really happens, so we were just there and everyone was staring at us. So we go up to the cashier, and we start ordering everything on there, and when the cashier lady has everything on it, we're just like: Oh, no, we don't want any of that.... And then we just ordered milkshakes and left.
I have ran into a poll during gym class during the mile run....and went to the nurces office, and got excused for the run too!! :)
I ran full speed into a glass door thinking it was open. I later did that again on the same day. I now know how a bird feels when it hits a window.
