Sooo I began searching 'i hate it when' then a letter or two, and these are what came up... (shakes head at google) "i hate it when c" BECAME "i hate it when chinchillas eat the universe
"i hate it when v" BECAME "i hate it when voldemort steals my shampoo
"i hate it when r" BECAME "i hate it when jesus rides dinosaurs in my house"
"i hate it when some" BECAME "i hate it when someone throws a walrus at my grandma"
That's hilarious. I don't mind being spoon fed positivity. :-)
Letter "d" = "I hate it when dinosaurs throw bananas at me."
Although that wasn't the first option for "d". The first one was a little more colorful, so I didn't type it here. *Looks over glasses at Google skeptically*
"i hate it when c" BECAME "i hate it when chinchillas eat the universe
"i hate it when v" BECAME "i hate it when voldemort steals my shampoo
"i hate it when r" BECAME "i hate it when jesus rides dinosaurs in my house"
"i hate it when some" BECAME "i hate it when someone throws a walrus at my grandma"
Look them up for yourself! Tut Tut Tut google...