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[Justin, easier to just swim down]

For old times sake.

[Justin, easier to just swim down]

[Ask Lady Tremaine]

Lady T: Never listen to the commoners dear. They don't know what they're talking about, and they simply are jealous of your beauty.

Me: What beauty?

Lady T: *glares* Ursula. May I have the...?

Ursula: Of course. *hands it over*

Me: Have what...?

Lady T: *smirks* Vidia? If I may?

Vidia: *flies around bottle*

Me: *gulps*

Lady T: Come over here child

Me: No thanks.

Lady T: *sigh* Vidia?

Vidia: *flies over me making me fly and guides me over to Lady T*

Me: *Gulps*

Lady T: *drops potion*

Me: *dead*

[Justin, easier to just swim down]

[Ask Lady Tremaine]

Lady T: *laughs* Ah how nice to meet a young, charming fellow.

Me: *coughs* hesnotthatyoung *coughs*

Lady T: Anyways, Mr. uh...you are? Like I was saying, perhaps no magic runs through my body, but thats the best part. Without magic people underestimate. You infiltrate them, gain their trust, and then take over. Stab them in the back. Make them suffer.

[Justin, easier to just swim down]

[Ask Hades]

Hades: Apparently, all the villains are getting theme songs except for me

Me: That was meant for only Mal -_-

Hades: And I took the liberty of making my own instead of having one of my minions, because they would fail at it

Me: You don't have any minions

Hades: You might want to re read the last three pages...

Me: Fine -_-

Hades: Anyways, here it goes
*music plays*
And the Hades gonna hade hade hade hade
And his minions gonna work work work work
Baby I'm just gonna con quer the world
Hades rocks hades rocks

Me: Not this song -_-

Chorus: Oh oh oh oh

Genie: I want to join in
And the Genie's gonna gene gene gene gene
And he's gonna grant some wish es
And he'll have a tonna fun fun fun fun
Magic rocks magic rock

Chorus: Oh oh oh oh

Chesh: My turn
Hey hey hey
While you been playing croquet with the queen
And the dirty dirty cheaters
You coulda been smiling up with this
sick
cat

Chorus: *clap* *clap* *clap*

Yzma: My Kuzco tried to kill me off
I said "Oh my god" you turned me into cat
And then Kronk over there, with the hella good hat
He comes on over so we can kill Kuz co

Chorus: Oh ohoh

Olaf: And I'm gonna hug some pee pee people
And I'm gonna have fun fun fun fun
And I'm gonna have more fun fun fun
And then when Summer's done done done done
I will hug A-a-nna

Chorus: Oh oh oh

*music stops*

Me: I don't get a turn?

Everyone: Nope

Me: Rude *turns away and slams the door*

[Justin, easier to just swim down]

[Ask Maleficent]

Maleficent: Who is this "Ursula"?! Is she evil too? She better not be more evil than me-

Me: *Pats head*We know, we know. You're the Mistress of All Evil, most evil of all.

Maleficent: That wasn't sarcasm, was it?! If it was...*Reaches for Staff*

Me: EEK!!!!!!!*runs away*

Maleficent: Anyways...I don't have a favorite color. Colors are a waste of time. You can be doing much more than "favoring a color" *shakes head*

Me: >.<

[Justin, easier to just swim down]

[Ask Maleficent]

Maleficent: *Snorts*An octopus? How...intimidating. I eat octopus for dinner Saturdays. Saturday is the day I eat seafood. Fish...Calamari...Octopus..Clam..Mussels..

Me: ._. I eat pizza on Fridays...

[Justin, easier to just swim down]

[Ask Maleficent]

Maleficent: A witch? ALMOST killed? *Scoffs* What a disgrace to villains.

Me: You failed on killing Prince Phillip...

Maleficent: *Glare*

Me: Eek!!!!!!*Runs away again*

Maleficent: I must meet this octopus witch....

[Justin, easier to just swim down]

[Ask Maleficent]

Mal: And someone also spilled COFFEE on the paper with my plan to get REVENGE on Phillip all written out.

Me: *Whistles nonchalantly* Accident....

[Justin, easier to just swim down]

[Ask Maleficent]

Amberhart: I want to explode something!

Ursula: Explode Eric and Ariel

Amberheart: Good idea. They were annoying. *poofs out*

Ursula: I like her...as much as you can like a pathetic human

Amberheart: *poofs in* Objective complete.

Mal: I agree with you Ursula..

Ursula: *evil laughter*

[Justin, easier to just swim down]

[Ask Maleficent]

Evil Queen: An evil fairy...and an.....octopus?????

Maleficent: Yes, dear. An evil fairy. And... Ursula is a sea witch.

Evil Queen: *thinks* She's fatter than an octopus. Fine.

Me: EEP! I wouldn't call Ursula fatter than an octopus!!! Ahh*Hides behind Maleficent*

Ursula:...WHAT?!

Me: Eek!! O.o
*Runs in fear*
It was her! *Points to Evil Queen*

[Justin, easier to just swim down]

[Ask Maleficent]

*YOU'RE -_-

Mal: Oh please. Nobody cares....

Me: WELL, I DO!-_-

Mal: That's why you're Nobody.

Me: .........wow. That was rude-_- *Ignoring Mal forever*

Mal: As if I care that an insolent fool such as yourself is ignoring me*rolls eyes*

Me: ALLALALALALLALALALLALLAA I CAN'T HEAR YOU

[Justin, easier to just swim down]

[Ask Maleficent]

Me: HAHAHAHA! LET'S SEE HOW YOU TAKE THIS! *Summons cat and throws at Maleficent's face*

Hans: CALM DOWN. Fiesty

Me: Excuuuuuse me?

H: Nothing.

[(trisscar), Chip]

[Ask Ursula]
Me: COME ON MAL LET'S GO MEET URSULA!!!:D Then you can have a friend!
*Drags Mal over*

Maleficent: I do not need "friends" fool. I manage myself perfectly alone.

Me: Introduce yourself and be nice!

Maleficent: Were you listening to anything I just said?

Me: *shoves Mal forward*:D

Mal: ...Hello Ursula. I've heard many things about you...

Me: that's not how you introduce yourself to somebody Mal!

Mal: Yes? Well that is how I introduce myself to somebody, so hush. And how would you know anyway? You don't talk to people therefore you never have to introduce yourself..

[(trisscar), Chip]

[Ask Ursula]

Ursula: Are you that person Maleficent? So many people have tried convinceing me that you are worthy...*inspects her carefully*

Me: Ursula!!! Be nice!!! No judging!

Ursula: Hmm, she seems useful...

Me: URSULA!!!

Ursula: What? I have no time for foolishness.

Me: Ugh...please excuse her...

[(trisscar), Chip]

[Ask Ursula]
rsula: Murderer. I was never a murderer.

Lady T: Oh that would be dreadful. Stealing is one thing, but becoming a murderer?

Vidia: No one could murder me. I'm too fast.

Me: *sigh* Even when I don't get a villain for a character -- they still are stuck up and rude. .-. Hows Silvermist? And Mal? And...is that all your characters>

Vidia: Ugh Silvermist. Her water talk and gentleness is obnoxious.

Me: You're obnoxious!!

Vidia: Be quiet! I am not!

Lady T: You all sound like children.

Me: I AM A CHILD!

Lady T: Clearly.

Me: What does that mean?!

Ursula: That you act childish and that you act like a fool.

Me: What about you?

Ursula: What about me? I'm magnificent. Beautiful. Amazing.

Me: That's all debatable.

Ursula: You said so in your application for me. Are you now saying that you are a liar.

Me: -.-

[(trisscar), Chip]

[Ask Ursula]

Ursula: I got my revenge on Eric. I got my revenge on Eric. I got my revenge on Eric. I got my revenge on Eric. I got my revenge on Eric. I got my revenge on Eric.

Vidia: You sound like a baby.

Lady T: Not the most lady-like thing you've done Ursula.

Me:...So...Vidia and Lady T are on the same side eh? Interesting.

Vidia: Shut up.

Lady T: Never in my life would I agree with a ...doll. Miniature doll.

Vidia: What did you call me?

Lady T: Well clearly you are nothing but a rather life-like doll. A tiny, insignificant doll. Like that brat Cinderella.

Vidia: Thats it!

Lady T: What? Are you going to challenge me to a duel?

Vidia: Yeah I am. Whoever flies, or walks the fastest wins.

Lady T: Oh well that is hardly fair. I mean you're built for flight.

Vidia: Life isn't fair darling!

Lady T: Well, true but with brains -

Vidia: Stop stalling!

Lady T: I am not stalling you foolish, pompous, arrogant dolt!

Ursula: Not the most lady-like thing you've done Tremaine.

Me: LOLing

[(trisscar), Chip]

[Ask Ursula]

Me: Than-

Ursula: No she isn't. Shes pathetic.

Vidia: You can say that again. She can't fly.

Me:..Neither can Lady T or Ursula.

Ursula: I can swim. Which is more than you can say.

Lady T: And I am wonderful. Unlike you.

Me: *sigh*

Vidia: Now, get me food.

Me:...Why?

Vidia: Because I said so.

Me: No.

Vidia: *raises eyebrows*

Me: *gulps* Coming right away...

Vidia: *Smirks*

Lady T: And don't forget to sweep the floors, mop the stairs, clean the curtains, wash the bathrooms, dust the walls, and give me a bubble bath.

Me: What the...

Ursula: And make sure my little babies get fed.

Me: Your little babies...? Oh god you don't mean your eels do you?

Ursula: Of course I do!

Me:.....

Lady T: Chop chop. The work isn't going to get finished by you sitting there you lazy pathetic girl.

Vidia: I want chocolate chip pancakes with chocolate syrup on top. Stat.

Ursula: My poopsies like to be fed twice, raw meat.

Me:....What have I done?

[Justin, easier to just swim down]

[Ask Hermes]

Allie: Now are you capable of writing a poem about rubber ducks?
O.o And will you?

Me: Hmmm… I will! XD

Allie: Yesssssss!!!!

Me:
The shrill sound fills the room with fright.
It's not real. It's not real. It's not real.
The eyes stare back at me, black as night.
It's not real, I repeat. It's not real.

I turn off the water and throw it aside.
The squeak fills my bones with fear.
Why did I even come in here?
It makes me want to run and hide.

The painted smile stays in place.
I stare in horror at his face.
I tell my self it's just a duck.
But I know I have no such luck.

It's haunting me, lying there.
It is no lion or a bear,
but something worse; it's features stare
until my mind it cannot bear.

It's made of rubber, but I know
inside is more; it owns my soul.

Tada! XD