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Me: Anyone else? Loop dee: Mendnjiw.
Me: this is insane.
Loop dee: Ineneiejbw.
Me: Hello everyone. This is Loop dee and my attempt at writing as a two year old.
Loop dee: JIDNSHOQJ!
Me: Goodbye.
Me:So violet,How old are you now?
Violet: 16
Me:Whats your real name?
Violet:Sophie
Me:goodbye
Violet: 16
Me:Whats your real name?
Violet:Sophie
Me:goodbye
Me:so what do you want me to call you?
Violet:Violet no one but my dad calls me that
Me:Why?w
Violet: you dont need to kno
Violet:Violet no one but my dad calls me that
Me:Why?w
Violet: you dont need to kno
Me: This deserves some explaining. You are in my bedroom. It's sort of messy. Most of you are aware that I have written you--Loop dew: Jnek?
Leaves: whoosh
Me: Anyway, I am presenting you to the Internet. Please meet:
Violet(Sophie?)
Roxanne
Life
Kara
Emily
Miranda
DarkFyre
Jade
Flame
Fate
Sullivan
Kae
Kieran
Gabriel
Ben
Lance
Rhett
Sam
Marin
Adrienne
Ellie
Hind
Jacobi
Shari
Ingrid
Quinn
Katy
Rina
Emiko
Chiyoko
Mush
Johnson Yang
Mike
Andrew
Frank
Ger
Dr. Sweet
Darren
Amelia
Mick
Adela
Maxine
Adam
Lily
Olive
Ash
Javier
Will
Zippo
Isabelle
Cara
Jeremy
Simon
Swift
Celia: Are we supposed to memorize this?
Me: Well I--
*all leave room and go to their various worlds* Me: Whew!
*Zavvy pokes head back in*Zavvy: Are you GLAD we left?
me: Have you ever despised having no identity?Character: I have an identity, I am eveyone and no one. I am whoever you will me to be.
me:And oh how disastrous that power is
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Jamie: Ugh.
Will: Yep.
Me: So how are you doing.Wolf Two: You left me in the middle of an escape scene and I can't get out without you.
Me: sorry i'm on a bit of block with that scene.
Wolf Two: And I still don't know who I am.
Me: You're Wolf Two, that's all you need to know for now.
Wolf Two: I will escape I WILL.
Me:Sorry Wolf but you're a little too obsessed with escaping. Besides every time you talk about it I feel I need to finish that ridiculous scene.
Kara: ... Admit it, you're never going to finish my story, are you?Me: Of course I am! I have the last two chapters written already, I just haven't typed them up yet! *Waves papers around wildly.* See?!
Kara: *Snatches the papers and reads them.* ... Wha-?! This is total crap!!!
Me: Oh come on, it's not that ba-
Kara: Not that! *Looks pissed.* You kill-!
Me: *Quickly covers her mouth.* Shhh! Spoilers!
Kara: *Muffled.* (Screw that!)
Emily: *Sighs.* I'd just get used to disappointment, Kara. She's never going to finish typing up your story. Just like how she never finished mine.
Me: Hey, I will! I've just been... really busy lately.
Kara: *Still muffled.* (With what?!)
Rox: Writing my story, duh.
Roxanne: *Startled.* Hey, you have the same name as me!
Rox: Yeah, but I go by a nickname.And I'm not a fanfiction OC.
Roxanne: ... Is that supposed to be an insult?
Rox: *Grins.* Maybe.
*Roxanne makes a lunge for her, but Miranda holds her back.*
Miranda: Hold it! This bitch isn't worth it.
Rox: *Sticks her tongue out at her, then turns to author.* So, when are you going to finish my story?
Roxanne: *Irritated.* She needs to finish my sequel before she can work on your story!
Kara: (And she needs to finish my story before she works on your sequel!)
Emily: *Sighs.* I keep telling you, that's never going to happen.
Kara: (Shut up!)
Jade: *Leans casually on author's shoulder.* ... So. You finish writing the first chapter yet?Me: I dunno. I kind of still need to get other people's advice before I start working on more chapters. I might need to rewrite this first chapter again.
Jade: Well hurry up! I'm sick of sticking to that road, just cuz you haven't written me past it yet!
Me: I'm sorry! >_<
Alice: Gashbeen, when will you start my story?
Me: You're not the main character, Alice!
Alice: My name is in the title!
Me: Too bad. John is the main character.
John: I'm merely an inspector from Scotland Yard!
Hanna: Has anyone died yet? Business has been slow lately.
Undertaker: That's true. When will the dead bodies start coming?
Elliot: Umm…are you eager for Alice to start killing?
Undertaker: I'm an undertaker. Of course I'm eager!
Hanna: I'm an undertaker's daughter. Of course I'm eager!
Me: Stop it! Hello, everyone! I want to introduce the characters to my new story (A Curse Of Hatred: Alice Ripp). Eceryone, say hello to Alice, John, Hanna, Undertaker, and Elliot!
Me: You're not the main character, Alice!
Alice: My name is in the title!
Me: Too bad. John is the main character.
John: I'm merely an inspector from Scotland Yard!
Hanna: Has anyone died yet? Business has been slow lately.
Undertaker: That's true. When will the dead bodies start coming?
Elliot: Umm…are you eager for Alice to start killing?
Undertaker: I'm an undertaker. Of course I'm eager!
Hanna: I'm an undertaker's daughter. Of course I'm eager!
Me: Stop it! Hello, everyone! I want to introduce the characters to my new story (A Curse Of Hatred: Alice Ripp). Eceryone, say hello to Alice, John, Hanna, Undertaker, and Elliot!
Unnamed Character: So, when are you planing to give me a name? (I just started thinking about that when you said you were going to redo my story.)Me: *Wipes off sweat* uhh... At the end....
Blue: And how come you named me Blue, that is totally dumb! Just 'cause I have blue hair!
Unnamed Character: At least you got a ****ing name!
Me: Hey! Watch your language!
Blue: *Shrugs* He has a point, ya know.
Unnamed Character: *Smirks* I'm always right.
Me: *Rolls eyes* Yeah, you're always 'right'
Lily: *Comes in the room* Omigod! Hey there! You guys are here!
Blue: *Stares jealously at Lily* What do you want?
Lily: To have a bigger part in the story when she finishes redoing the story!
Me: *Starts to back up towards the door* Yeah... Yeah, I'll do that.
Lily, Blue, and Unnamed Character: You're not going anywhere! *Knocks author out with baseball bat.*
Me: *Wakes up, a cloth hood covers my head* Where am I!Lily: In hell! (Really the sewer which is the demon HQ)
Unnamed Character: Now, you must write down the plot (and give me a name) or you will spend the rest of your life in hell!
Me: Okay, okay! I'll write down the plot, but I have to finish writing my fan fiction.
Lily: Wait... You would rather write a fan fiction instead of writing on this story?
Me: *Gulps* Uh, well... I...
Unnamed Character: This is pointless, we should just kill her.
Me: N-no! If you do that you'll never come to be!
Unnamed Character: I don't even have a name...
Me: I'll give you a name *Under breath* In a million years*
Lily: *Takes hood off of authors head* Surprise!
Me: W... What?
Lily: *Points at brand new computer and a comfy chair* If you're going to write the story you're gonna need somethin' to write with!
Me: And if I refuse?
Lily: *Grabs authors neck* I'll break you.
Me: *Runs over to computer and begins to tap on the keys*
Mai: *taps screen* Is anybody home? NANI! WHAT DID I DO!!!?!Me: Dude, Mai chill it's a touch screen, hre I'll jsut bring it back up...whala it's fixed.
Mai: So cool! I should show this to Zane! He'd find it very fascinating!
Burst: *snickers* Not if I show it to Cole first!
Mai: DON'T SHOW IT TO COLE! HE'LL USE IT FOR TEAM AND BORING STUFF.
Me: *rolls eyes* Only if Nya approves.
Mai: Well, who knows, Nya could possibly be falling for Cole.
Burst: I thought she was with Jay?
Mai: Didn't you hear that Nya took a true love test and got Cole instead of Jay!
Burst: oh...that is bad...
Mai: *shrugs* It's kinda amusing watching the two be idiots. Kai's getting over protective but you know he's possibly the only sane one out of us now.
Burst: *laughes* Kai?! SANE! You've got to be kidding me.
Me: Uh...where do I jump in?
BUrst: NO WHERE! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes into Dragon form*
Me: HEY! GET BACK HERE!
Mai: Burst says no...
Me: BURST! I'M YOUR CREATOR SPEAK IN MY HEAD TOO!
Burst: NEVA! Wait....
Me: That's what I thought.
Burst: You're a big fat meanie....
Me: working on Fan Fiction... Doo doop do!Sour: It seems you've forgotten about me.
Me: ... Hey... You're like one of my oldest characters with a plot...
Sour: Yeah, and look where you got with the story! Not Even One Page!
Me: *Gulps* Uh... Look, I'll work on your story after I finish the Fan Fiction.
Sour: And after all the other stories you've promised to finish?
Blue: Yeah! What about my story?
Mike: And how 'bout my story?
Chiyoko: And mine?
Ya'Ty: Have you forgotten?
All of my other characters from all my other stories: Yeah, what about our stories?
Crash: And what about our fan fiction?
Charity: Yeah, did you forget about us?
Jenny: Please, write our story!
Sour: What! No! Write my story!
Chiyoko: Please, finish my story...
Blue: Hey, you should write my story! It's much cooler than those losers!
Mike: Hey! Ya should write mine!
Me: Shut Up!! I'll write your stories when I have the time! And right now I want to enjoy writing and write my FAN FICTION, SO SHUT UP!
Sour: *Scratches Head* So, does this mean you won't write my story.
Me: *Foaming at Mouth, crazed look in eyes* No, I won't if you keep pestering me!
Sour: *Backs up Slowly* Okay... Okay
Me: *Sighs and writes more Fan Fiction on Ipad* Ahh, peace at last...
Me: *listens to Gonzo sing My Way*Burst: Wait Mai! Are you only enthralled in Jay, Cole, and Nya's relationship because you can't be around Zane without feeling awkward because PIXAL's there too?!
Mai: *blushes* No!
Burst: YOU ARE!
Me *sighes* This is why I didn't finish that fanfiction...
Mai: YOU QUIT MY STORY BECAUSE PIXAL CAME IN THE PICTURE! LET ME GUESS YOU SHIP ZANE AND PIXAL!
Me: You're in my head, you should know.
Mai: YOU DO!
Burst: Now Mai, she''s thinking up a universe called the Mainiverse where it totally ignores the seasons after season 2.
Me: Yeah, just so you and Zane can be together...
Mai: YAY!
Me: This is getting awkward...
Steven: Hey, I was wondering if you had any normal zombie stories?Me: Normal? You mean without mermaids or Element Princesses?
Steven: Yeah.
Me: Uh... I had the one with... No, um... I guess not.
Steven: *Laughs and shakes her head* That's funny, because you always say that you love zombies, but you don't have any real zombie stories!
Me: I... I guess that's true.
Michael: You know, I was just thinking... How come you always ditch stories for new ones?
Vicky: MY TURN FOR THE INTERROGATION!!Me: What?!
Vicky: *folds arms* So...when are you going to write my story?!
Me: When I can find a good plot and beginning.
Vicky: You did start a story for me at Coyote Camp
Me: That was at 9 at night when no one wanted to stay up with me...it doesn't count.
Vicky: Yes it does! Plus when are you going to create my boyfriend? You know I can't fall for Gonzo!
Me: *bites lips* When I get around to it...what should he be...and don't say a whatever or weirdo, Gonzo already has those spots claimed....
Vicky: You're really pulling strings here...why don't you just go with the thought of my grandmother is trying to by the theater instead of already having it? WAHLA! A PLOT!!
Me: Why did I write you as a writer...
Vicky: So I can take control >:)
Me: *Wipes sweat off forehead* Uh, okay, so... *gulp* I ditch stories, 'cause I get writers block.Michael: LIES! You ditch stories because you ARE A Failure!
Me: That's not true!
Michael: Sure... That time you were working on the Mermaid Zombie story and found your drawings of your MLP Fan Fiction characters and decided to work on that stupid story!
Me: P-please, it's n-not true! I made you into a better character and worked on your story for years!
Michael: *Laughs* Yeah, you made me this way, so this is all on you!
Steven: Hey, sis, don't get on the author's case or our story will never be finished!
Me: Y-yeah!
Tommy: Hey, don't ya all go and yell at the author!
Stevie: Shut up, Tommy, we can do whatever we want!
Me: *Shakes head and writes*
Stevie: Yo, foo'! I ain't gonna stop annoying this loser author!
Me: Shoot! I am trying to write here, so shut it!
Stevie: I'm Tommy's hand, so I'm not really speaking so I can't actually shut up!
Me: *Groans* I AM WRITING.
Stevie: And you're soooo good at that.
Me: 'The dim light showed Spat the path to the gate. The gate was old and falling apart." Hmm...Stevie: I told you, you suck.
Me: *Groans* I thought you left!
Tommy: Sorry, he wouldn't let me leave.
Me: *Sighs* Let me write in peace, please!
Stevie: HAHAHA, yeah right! How can you write know in how horrible you are at writing!
Me: I'm not that bad.
Stevie: Oh, shall I bring up the fact that you are awful at coming up with good names for characters.
Me: I am fine at that!
Stevie: Hmm, let's see... How about Steven from the Mermaid Zombie Story, ooh, and how about Steven from the Unicorn story and Steven from your Wizard Story and Steven from a million other of your stories!
Me: Oh... Yeah...
Stevie: You SUCK.
Me: ...That hurts.
Stevie: The truth hurts.
Vicky: omg doesn't he look so cute in his Dearth Nadir outfit.Me: Dude, your basically saying that Dart Vader is cute since his outfit is basically a parody of it.
Vicky: To bad Camilla's in the way....
Me: HEY! DON'T GO DESTROYING MY OTP!
Vicky: You haven't made me a boyfriend yet so I'm just chasing after your favorite character...
Me: If you sit and behave I'll write the beginning of your story for the start of my camp nanowrimo project....
Vicky: *goes into full fox mode* Yes master..
Me: *shakes head* Sorry RP buddies...
Me: ...Cecelia: ...
Me: ...
Cecelia: *pulls out automatic knife* Give me your wallet.
Me: Fudge!Casey: Yeah?
Me: I can't believe I forgot how Steven comes back to life!
Casey: Which Steven?
Me: Your boyfriend, Steven. *Angry eyebrows*
Casey: Oh, that Steven.
Me: Don't you start this now! I just finished talking to Stevie about this!
Casey: *Raises Eyebrows* Stevie?
Me: Okay! Yeah, I name a lot of my characters Steven, so what?
Casey: Well, maybe you could name them John or Seth, those are better than naming like 50 of your characters Steven.
Me: Well, have you forgotten that all my characters who pretend to be a boy/girl, I name them Casey.
Casey: Oh... Yeah.
Me: Such as you.
Casey: Uh, okay, so forget what I said. I like my name, and Steven is a fine name and you can use as much as you want.
Me: And...?
Casey: And what?
Casey: Oh, and I'll leave you alone!
Me: *Grins* Thank you!
*Sighs* Finally peace...
Vicky: You came up with a title...that's it. It's not even a creative title! It's just a line from the theme song! YOU'RE BORING!!!!!! I'm going to go kidnap Camilla and hand her to the Swedish Chef....Me: Oh no you don't! They've got enough issues...
Vicky: MAKE ME A BOYFRIEND!!!!
Me: PATIENCE!!!!
Vicky: *folds arms* You no fun...
Me: *towers over* Good...
Vicky: CAN YOU STOP CHATTIN WITH ME AND GET WRITING!!1
Me: I don't know how to begin!!
Vicky: Oce upon a time...
Me: *hits Vicky upside head* How about not...
Me: Hi Isaac!Isaac: ummmm...... Who r u?
Me: *gasps* I'm the awesome person who threw you off a cliff with Nellie!
Nellie: tht was U?!?!?!?!?! Come on! I had a snke bite!
Me: *Laughs evilly* That made it awesomer.
Isaac: im gtting a lawyer. And im goin 2 sue u.
Crystal: Wait, so it was.......
Me: me who stuck you under the beam in the school fire? Yep. You're welcome;)
Crystal: Are u.......SERIOUS?!
Isaac: Oh, ur sooooooooooooooooooooooo getting it, allison. Ur gettin it bad.
Me: *thinking* why did I anger Isaac?! I'm so stupid!
Mason: soooooooo...... Author Of My Story. Did you make Demetria have freckles on her shoulders for a reason?Me: ..............Maybe I just wanted to see you blush..........
Mason: what?
Me: never mind that.
Mason: why did you kill my parents when I was 1?
Me: because I felt like it.
Mason: why did you kill Demetria?
Me: .....because if I didn't kill her you would've never began your adventure.
Mason: true. Why'd you kill--
Me: OKAY! I get it! I'm sorry for killing your parents, your crush/best friend, and your sister, okay?! But you know how I'm not really killing off anyone in my realistic fiction series, so my fantasy series is my way out!
Mason: You're incredibly ruthless.
Me: *flips hair* I try my best.
Mason: you made me short.
Me: but then that whole kissing thing with you and a Guardian Angel made you taller! Be happy!
Demetria: Why in the world did you have to mention THAT?!
Me: ........... But you like Mason.
Demetria: ugh. But then....
Me: I know, I know the height will kill him later, but still. Everything happens for a reason.
Mason: wait, I DIE?!?!?!?!?!
Me: .........I didn't tell you? Third book.
Mason: do I come back to life later?!
Me: ............Still debating that.
Me: No...Boy: What?
Me: A new character...
Boy: A new character? Are you talking about me?
Me: *Nods slowly*
Boy: And why are you acting like that's a bad thing?
Me: Because I have too many characters in unfinished stories!
Stevie: *I'm the hand from before* How come that's all you talk about?
Me: Because that's all I have!
Stevie: *God, that's sad! I mean really? Is there anyone else in this group that agrees with me that's she's a sucky writer?* You're a loser.
Me: Hey! *Wait a second... I can hear what you're saying Stevie!* Don't break the forth wall!
Stevie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You'll never stop me!
Me: *Sigh* Why did I make him....
Vicky: You should really stop this. You need to type. You're NEVER going to reach 10,000 words for camp at this rate...Me: you don't think I know.
Vicky: well you don't act like it. I mean all you do is watch Chima all day.
Me: *blushes* No one's suppose to know that...
Vicky: Then why'd you type that?
Me: *cowers* STOP!
Vicky: *lays across top of couch* Nah doesn't sound fun.
Me: *sighes* Maybe I should develop Fereleth so I can start a fanfiction for that...
Vicky: Let me guess you're going to make her fall in love with your fictional boyfriend from that show aren't you.
Me: *sudden realization* OMG I DON'T HAVE A FICTIONAL BOYFRIEND FROM THAT SHOW!!!!!!
Vicky: Hey, that's a first.
Me: Hey, I don't have a fictional boyfriend from the Muppets!
Vicky: His name starts with a G....
Me: He's in love with Camilla so he's not!
Vicky: Hey, Zane is in a relationship with PIXAL
Me: He was my fictionl boyfriend before Garmadon was even good so he still fits in the category!
Vicky: seriously, you need to make me a boyfriend before I kidnap Camilla and take her to the Swedish Chef...
Me: I'M GETTING TO IT!!!
Brandon: Sooooo........Me: Oh. My. Gosh! Hi, Brandon! I know that I kinda' created you, but seriously, you're such a freakin' babe and I can't get over it! *Giggles*
Brandon: 1. My parents created me. 2. I have a girlfriend!
Me: I actually did cuz I'm the author, and I know that, silly! I made the chemistry between you and Nellie so PERFECT on accident and I couldn't resist!;)
Brandon: You're creepy.
Me: *Giggles again* Oh, Brandon, you're always so straightforward. And clueless. Why do I always make you the clueless one?
Brandon: Ummm..... I'm leaving now. See ya.
Me: Brandon! Don't go! *chases him but fails miserably because I am slow and I made Brandon the fastest runner on the track team* Why was I stupid enough to make him fast?
Mai: You know, now that you have three months to wait for the last to episodes of the season...do you think you can finish that Frozen/Ninjago crossover you started all the way in March?Me: *blushes* I started okay. It's just that the enemies that capture Zane aren't exactly completely developed and just sound like I threw them in there to get the story someplace. Maybe I'll replace them with Nindroids...
Mai: but that means changing my character to PIXAL...
Me: Maybe because I said it was in an OC universe people will just live with it. Its not like I'm gonna post it online or anything....
Mai: YEAH! SO YOUR CHARACTERS ARE FINE!!!
Me: *sighs* fine whatever...
Andrew: Miss me?Me: In your ddreams, Williams.
(characters are from unwritten stories full of weirdness. Yay?)
Kirsi: You know, being the only fanfiction character around isn't easy.
Me: At least it's a Frozen one with a decent plot and not the weird Gone one I tried months ago.
Kirsi: You've got me there.
Cove: *faints*
Mariska: I may distrust everyone, but at least my story isn't a dystopia made from a lame-ish roleplay...
Kirsi: You know, being the only fanfiction character around isn't easy.
Me: At least it's a Frozen one with a decent plot and not the weird Gone one I tried months ago.
Kirsi: You've got me there.
Cove: *faints*
Mariska: I may distrust everyone, but at least my story isn't a dystopia made from a lame-ish roleplay...
Me: Hi Ethan! I'm thinking about killing you off!Ethan: *Blinks*. Wait, what?
Me: Yep! How'd you like that?
Ethan: Not so much...
Me: Thanks for the info!
Loki: You know... I noticed you're thinking about GoT all the time and not working on your writing...Me: Shhh... Game of Thrones is on.
CAPRICORN: I really don't like how you stopped writing my story. It was getting awesome!ME: It was dystopia and as I thought about it, it started to seem too cliche. Don't worry; I have another story for you.
CAPRICORN: Is my background gonna be as tragic? I really don't like how I accidentally killed my mom.
ME: oh don't worry; it's the same.
URANUS: Am I still drafted into the army at fifteen?
ME: ......I don't know yet. I'm still thinking about your back story, since it's going to be a pure science fiction now, not really dystopia. Unless I'm going to intermix the whole video game obstacle course thing with the subject of after the government has fallen. But I'm seriously not sure so I'm not going to start writing yet.
URANUS: Come on!
ME: Sorry.
Golristia: Hey, I just wanted to say making my name out of Goldberg and Myristica is really stupid.Me: Shut up.
Golristia: Well... It's true.
Me: I know! And at first your name was Myrisberg...
Golristia: ... What? Really?
Me: Please... Don't judge.
Golristia: I... I'll try not to.
Me: Finally... A kind character of mine.
Golristia: But... Aren't I a crazed doctor?
Me: What? No! You're a wizard!
Golristia: ... But why do I look so much like a doctor?
Me: You don't! You're just wearing lots of white!
Golristia: Oh, okay. Good night, mother.
Me: ... What did you call me?
Golristia: Mother. Is that a bad thing?
Me: I'm not your mother, I'm your creator! You should bow down before me! *Crazed laughter*
Golristia: *Leaves*
Me: Why does no one bow...
ME: Hi Isaac!ISAAC: Not YOU again!
ME: I'm thinking about killing you...
ISAAC: WHAT?!?!?!
ME: Jk jk. I'd die if I killed you. That'd be like killing myself because we're seriously JUST LIKE each other, and killing you would be like beheading myself, so in conclusion...
ISAAC: *slowly backs away*
Geraldine: *whistles*Me: I love writing things were no one dies.
The Nine: *glare*
Me: That was one time!
Me: Kirsi, your story was too close to Mary's, so I'm deleting you immediately. *deletes Kirsi*
Cove: I never liked her anyway.
Me:...you never like anyone except Kate because you think everyone is part of the evil government thing.
Cove: I never liked her anyway.
Me:...you never like anyone except Kate because you think everyone is part of the evil government thing.
Adam: Evil government? :DSwift: Dude. We're warning you.
Geraldine: He has a thing for conspiracy theories.
Ezekiel: Ummfff flabagumph tfffffltott. Me: *turns attention away from phone*
Huh? What was that?
Ezekiel: Flasbdmyygorrrf tallahooti blargh.
Me: *squints* What?
Ezekiel: *scowls* Kahatta seeva wi oonka.
Me: No, I haven't come up with a unique character voice for you yet. I know the general mood I want for you, but I can't write it until I fill out your character personality charts. Otherwise, I'll be the only one who can understand what in the world you're talking about.
Ezekiel: *points at the screen* Gooba tika Interwebz.
Me: *opens mouth to reply* *sees that this Goodreads discussion thread is open*
Well, oops. *laughs nevously* Pay no mind to this character, guys—he's kind of…uh…half-baked, you could say. *grins uncomfortably*
Ezekiel: Uffa lobba womp.
Me: Jerk. -_-
Fereleth: Hey, miss writer ma'am...Me: Yes?
Fereleth: Since you made Raznicon...can we start my story?
Me: I-I don't haave a plot...
Fereleth: oh, well that's alright I can wait.
Raznicon: *Flies down* If you pay me I could give you a plot idea...
Me: *glares at him* I've watched Razar and the other ravens enough to know how you guys are. What are you trying to gain here and how do I know if your plot idea will be any good?"
Raznicon: Any plot idea is better than none right?
Me: *narrows eyes* I sense I'm suppose to feel offended from that, but honestly I'm amused...
Raznicon: *Leans over* 50 gold pieces for a plot point. *Leans further in* Or the speedorb of the lovely fox there. *points at Fereleth*
Me: Jokes on you, she doesn't have a speedorb! She doesn't race for chi.
Raznicon: no ma'am the jokes on you. Now the plot I have is just for 50 gold pieces. Take it or leave it.
Me: *smirkes* Leave it.
Raznicon: You're no fun.
Me: *pats his head* I know...
Leith: Hello? What about me?
Me: I thought I deleted you and the horribly cheesy story you came from!
Leith: It was only about a year ago that I was deleted. And you still want to rewrite "A World Without", don't you?
Me: ...even the title was awful. *has an idea* There are enough soybeans to feed your family over there!
Leith: *runs away in search of long-lost food product that the dystopian world doesn't have*
Other multitudes of characters: WRITE ABOUT US.
Me: I thought I deleted you and the horribly cheesy story you came from!
Leith: It was only about a year ago that I was deleted. And you still want to rewrite "A World Without", don't you?
Me: ...even the title was awful. *has an idea* There are enough soybeans to feed your family over there!
Leith: *runs away in search of long-lost food product that the dystopian world doesn't have*
Other multitudes of characters: WRITE ABOUT US.
The Nine: You. Forgot. Us.Me: Um, excuse you, Ringwraiths. The Rivermont stories are doing fabulous, but I'll return.
Lily: You did not just call us--
Geraldine: Can I be the Witch-Queen of Angmar?
Lily: You. Nerd.
Me: Hmm... This seems badToden: Why hello there.
Tobias Wayne: I feel ashamed that you created me.
Me: D:
Toden: That wasn't very nice.
Tobias: Coming from the 9 foot giant.
Toden: What does that matter your the grandson of Dick grayson and great grandson of Bruce Wayne and your nothing like them.
Adam: You know what I'm seeing in your cast of characters? *smells*Me: Don't say it. I was young and foolish and unknown in the ways of the world--
Adam: Whitewashing. Even when our setting is Texas, this is low for someone who grew up in a Latin American country.
Me: I SAID I WAS YOUNG AND I'M FIXING IT.
Me: * Senses my other characters coming and runs .*Evil: Brother, grandpa's boy how.... Terrible to see you here .
Tobias: Oh shut you immortal douchebag.
Adam: I'll start by asking you to change Miles' and Lily's ethniticies. Andrew's and Maxine's blond and red hair are unmoveable, but Swift, Miles, Lily and Geraldine, dude. Sacrifice a little!Me: Ger is Irish and that stays there. The rest--Miles, Lily and Swift--you can have.
Ger: I'll never forgive you for what you just did.
Me: I'M SORRY I FORGOT YOU SIMON
Simon: >_< S'okay.
JACKIE: I heard that you were going to "kill off" my boyfriend...ME: Oh, Ethan? Well, what's your opinion on the subject? *Gets out pen and paper*
JACKIE: Don't kill him.
Me: Come on. You're a British ladybug.
Anne: But it was a really good story!
Me: Okay--
Leomine: I'm from the same writing prompts book and I agree.
Me: Okay.