song writers group..... thing!!!!! discussion
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Emily, Is the amazing EMILY! :D
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May 19, 2009 05:27PM
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Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying 'I'm good' or "I'm okay", I said "I'm gay". FML
Today, I was at the mall with my girlfriend's family. Her 7 year old brother told me he was feeling sad, so I tried to give him a pat on the back, but it turns out he had a bruise there. He yelled out "don't touch me there!" In the middle of the mall. Now her parents think I'm a pedophile. FML
Today, I was smoking a cigarette in my backyard while my parents were out, because I'm not allowed to smoke. While smoking, my parents came home unexpectedly. In a rush, I flicked it over the fence, and it landed in my neighbor's hair. It was still lit. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my girlfriend's family. Her 7 year old brother told me he was feeling sad, so I tried to give him a pat on the back, but it turns out he had a bruise there. He yelled out "don't touch me there!" In the middle of the mall. Now her parents think I'm a pedophile. FML
Today, I was smoking a cigarette in my backyard while my parents were out, because I'm not allowed to smoke. While smoking, my parents came home unexpectedly. In a rush, I flicked it over the fence, and it landed in my neighbor's hair. It was still lit. FML
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I like the second one... lol
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Here's my F My Life:
Today in class, one of my friends was talking to me from across the room using gestures and other ways to show what she was talking about. Then my teacher called on me to answer a question. I gestured the answer and I told the teacher about how I ran face first into a locker this morning and knocked someone over when I fell... FML
Today in class, one of my friends was talking to me from across the room using gestures and other ways to show what she was talking about. Then my teacher called on me to answer a question. I gestured the answer and I told the teacher about how I ran face first into a locker this morning and knocked someone over when I fell... FML
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That sucks... I'll probably have another one tomorrow... lol OH!! I got tripped in the locker room today... Slid across the floor into, drumroll please, more lockers!!! I think I have like a magenet in my head...
Today i was wearing skinny jeans with hole on the knees. When i got to school everyone asked why i wear boxers with guitars on them. The holes were up to showing my boxers, they tried to rip them more...FML
(At least i dont wear spiderman underwear...)
(At least i dont wear spiderman underwear...)
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lol and wow -.- goodjob..........*says to myself but loud enough for you to hear* heh heh heh my plan worked!
♪*Why am i like this?* Lyle Crimson....♪ wrote: "Today i was wearing skinny jeans with hole on the knees. When i got to school everyone asked why i wear boxers with guitars on them. The holes were up to showing my boxers, they tried to rip them m..."
HEY! WHAT'S SO BAD ABOUT *Covers my mouth with my hand* *Muffled* wearing spiderman underwear?!
lol jk
HEY! WHAT'S SO BAD ABOUT *Covers my mouth with my hand* *Muffled* wearing spiderman underwear?!
lol jk
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Today, my friends were being rude to me, so I decided to be nice to a boy that didn't have many friends. While I was talking to him he popped a pimple on his face and tasted it and offered some to me. FML
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I'm listening to "Video Games" by KJ-52
Emily wrote: "Nicholas wrote: "That sucks... I'll probably have another one tomorrow... lol OH!! I got tripped in the locker room today... Slid across the floor into, drumroll please, more lockers!!! I think I h..."
HEY!! IT WAS THAT ASS WHO PUNCHED ME IN THE STOMACH YESTERDAY THAT TRIPPED ME TODAY!!!!
HEY!! IT WAS THAT ASS WHO PUNCHED ME IN THE STOMACH YESTERDAY THAT TRIPPED ME TODAY!!!!
Oh and now I'm listening to "The Reason"
At my school they pick on me, then like punch me or something, i do the same back, they act like htey were hurt REALLY bad. They tell the teacher. I tell him what they do to me, He gives me the 'There the good students' stare. and tell me that i did much worse then them so i should get punished...
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Emily wrote: "Nicholas wrote: "Emily wrote: "Nicholas wrote: "That sucks... I'll probably have another one tomorrow... lol OH!! I got tripped in the locker room today... Slid across the floor into, drumroll plea..."
yeah
yeah
IM gonna go get some Ice cweem
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All I did was say hi to my mom... Now she says she's gonna tell my dad I'm giving her an attitude... FML
zOuch, My dad just bought 1.25 galons of ice cweem. Now i have ice cween, he stopped buying ice cweem 2 weeks ago. he forgot...heh heh
Nicholas wrote: "All I did was say hi to my mom... Now she says she's gonna tell my dad I'm giving her an attitude... FML "
WTF! My dad really needs to talk to your parents and Emily's dad!
WTF! My dad really needs to talk to your parents and Emily's dad!
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WTF! My dad really needs to talk to your parents and Emily's dad!"
hmm? why?
♪*Why am i like this?* Lyle Crimson....♪ wrote: "Nicholas wrote: "All I did was say hi to my mom... Now she says she's gonna tell my dad I'm giving her an attitude... FML "
WTF! My dad really needs to talk to your parents and Emily's dad!"
My dad isn't as bad as my mom... You know what!? I should see how much trouble I can get into at my mom's house and see if she sends me back to live with my dad!
WTF! My dad really needs to talk to your parents and Emily's dad!"
My dad isn't as bad as my mom... You know what!? I should see how much trouble I can get into at my mom's house and see if she sends me back to live with my dad!
CWEEM! YES ITS FINALLY CATCHING ON!!!!
Emily wrote: "♪*Why am i like this?* Lyle Crimson....♪ wrote: "Nicholas wrote: "All I did was say hi to my mom... Now she says she's gonna tell my dad I'm giving her an attitude... FML "
WTF! My dad really need..."
My dads laid back, but he can be VERY VERY Strict. Im usually mad at him for getting me in trouble and not my brother
WTF! My dad really need..."
My dads laid back, but he can be VERY VERY Strict. Im usually mad at him for getting me in trouble and not my brother
Greer *music is my lifeforce, and so are people* wrote: "ice cream....oh it died
GHOST PARYT"
PAryt like a bird? But ur spelling?Parot, that died...GHOUL PARTY!
GHOST PARYT"
PAryt like a bird? But ur spelling?Parot, that died...GHOUL PARTY!
The main reason I wanna go to live with my dad again isn't to get away from my mom... See if you can guess why...
Umm.....He gives you tylen-Candy?
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WTF! My d..."
oh. lucky.
♪*Why am i like this?* Lyle Crimson....♪ wrote: "Umm.....He gives you tylen-Candy?"
lol no
lol no
Greer *music is my lifeforce, and so are people* wrote: "WHAT EVER!!!! the bird is the word HAHAHAHAHA
oh is ur dad closer to johanna?"
maaaaaaybe... *Blushes*
oh is ur dad closer to johanna?"
maaaaaaybe... *Blushes*
So what is it? Closer to Johanna?
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song writers group..... thing!!!!!
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