Why do people call Edward "Sparkly" or "a vampire"? He's not......

[Deliriate]

I would have to agree with you. There were also two other threads similar to this one as well.

[Bill]

...and another party heard from, who CLEARLY didn't read anything up to this point.

In other words: another idiot.

[Zoran]

Is this, like, a thread where we can call people "idiots"? Because it would be cool to have such a thread.

[Siobhan]

I wouldn't say it was idiocy, I would say it was laziness to a)not read through the other comments past the OP and b)not think past 'It says Edward? In a Twilight thread?' to 'this is clearly not the Edward we're looking for'.

Also, who's Jacaob?

[Cassie]

Bill wrote: "Are we allowed to call people who obviously haven't read the entire thread but comment anyway "idiots"?"

No.

[Bill]

Cassie wrote: "Bill wrote: "Are we allowed to call people who obviously haven't read the entire thread but comment anyway "idiots"?"

No."

Too late.

[Jessica]

Im choosing to take this as a funny joke instead of insulting people and calling them idiots..because that makes people sound mature.

[Zoran]

Jessica wrote: "Im choosing to take this as a funny joke instead of insulting people and calling them idiots..because that makes people sound mature."

Yes, and it's bad to be mature, because mature people are old.

[Natasha]

Star wrote: "I think we may be getting confused with two different series here. Most people will be talking about Twilight Edward where he is in fact a vampire. There may be a series where there is an Alchemist..."

Yes you might be confusing the two Edwards here

[Veronika]

maybe the whole Twilight shit would be better if Edward was an aclhemist xDD

[Veronika]

Peace wrote: "Veronika wrote: "maybe the whole Twilight shit would be better if Edward was an aclhemist xDD"

yea that would be bit better now would it..XD"

just a little bit... :D

[Selina]

He sparkles.
Fact 1) Sparkly men are usually gay.
Fact 2) A sparkling pile of crap is still a pile of crap.

[TeddyBear {HarpyAshe} **Well You Built Up A World Of Magic, Cause Your Real Life Is Tragic**]

Okay I think that your thinking of Edward Elric from the anime/manga series Fullmetal Alchemist. Edward Cullen is indeed a vampire, not an alchemist like Edward Elric.

[Gabby]

Selina wrote: "He sparkles.
Fact 1) Sparkly men are usually gay.
Fact 2) A sparkling pile of crap is still a pile of crap."

Magnus is Bi....And only real men sparkle. Jasper forever :)

[Hai Lu]

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
OMG
NOW I CANT EVEN CONTROL MYSELF
I NOW FIND THIS CONVERSATION SO HILARIOUS
NOW MY MOM THINKS THERES SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME-_-
CUZ IM LIKE LAUGHING LIKE CRAZY RIGHT NOW
IDK Y......
ROFL

[Danica]

캐서린 wrote: "I said I was Team Edward, but then people started ranting about vampires and sparkling. What the heck are they talking about?

I mean, Edward is an ALCHEMIST, not a vampire. Why would they think ..."

There's talking about Edward from the Twilight series, hon. Not from Full Metal Alchemist.

[Paul]

I dont know what any of you are talking about Edward aka Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV is a 13 year old girl with mad hacker skills.
I am aware though that this 13 year old girl is actually more manly and better written than this horrid Teen girl book I heard about...is that to what you refer?