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message 1: by [deleted user] (last edited Feb 02, 2013 06:26PM) (new)

I said I was Team Edward, but then people started ranting about vampires and sparkling. What the heck are they talking about?

I mean, Edward is an ALCHEMIST, not a vampire. Why would they think he's a vampire? WTF?

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Why are people so rude to me about being Team Edward?

And why in heck do they think he's a vampire?


Isabella (All Da Ladies Luv Leo) Thomas Honey did ya read the books? It very clearly states that he is INDEED a vampire!


message 3: by [deleted user] (new)

I think we may be getting confused with two different series here. Most people will be talking about Twilight Edward where he is in fact a vampire. There may be a series where there is an Alchemist named Edward. Team Edward could simply mean you root for the alchemist Edward from whatever book you're talking about. Or are you actually talking about Twilight and I just made a dick of myself? ;)


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Who's a stupid troll?


message 5: by [deleted user] (new)

Hehe, I dunno, bro. I dunno.


Marlene Ocampo Kaylee wrote: "TROLL. STUPID TROLL."

Oy! Don't call her stupid. She knows very well what she's doing, and it's getting people to talk. That's fine by me, seeing as how there aren't really a lot of deep. meaningful Twilight topics going around these days.


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Ow this person again. What is with ur questions?


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I really don't know what's going on now.


Zoran Krušvar Isabella (Professional RPer) wrote: "Honey did ya read the books? It very clearly states that he is INDEED a vampire!"

It was a lie, and you know it!


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Zoran Krušvar Catherine le Maître Ninja wrote: "I said I was Team Edward, but then people started ranting about vampires and sparkling. What the heck are they talking about?

I mean, Edward is an ALCHEMIST, not a vampire. Why would they think ..."


Clearly not a vampire.


message 11: by Bill (new) - rated it 1 star

Bill Golden Isabella (Professional RPer) wrote: "Honey did ya read the books? It very clearly states that he is INDEED a vampire!"

No, he's not. He's a faerie.

Vampires stalk and kill humans for blood. Edward flits around the forest and saves damsels in distress.

Real vampires can be found everywhere, but not in Twilight.

I believe the series the OP was looking for is Fullmetal Alchemist, with Edward and Alphonse Elric, which is 1000% better than this crap (not that Meyers sets the bar very high).


Siobhan Zoran wrote: "Isabella (Professional RPer) wrote: "Honey did ya read the books? It very clearly states that he is INDEED a vampire!"

It was a lie, and you know it!"


Real vampires don't wear glitter! I think Bella fell in love with a disco ball she found in a thrift store ;)


message 13: by Zoran (new) - rated it 1 star

Zoran Krušvar Siobhan wrote: "Real vampires don't wear glitter! I think Bella fell in love with a disco ball she found in a thrift store ;)
"


Might be, I've heard that girls like balls.


Deliriate And for the third time, the topic goes back to Twilight. Edward Cullen, the short alchemist prodigy.


message 15: by Izzy (new) - rated it 3 stars

Izzy Catherine le Maître Ninja wrote: "I said I was Team Edward, but then people started ranting about vampires and sparkling. What the heck are they talking about?

I mean, Edward is an ALCHEMIST, not a vampire. Why would they think ..."


I love how people still think you're referring to Twilight and treating you like you're stupid. :D


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Lisa Catherine le Maître Ninja wrote: "I said I was Team Edward, but then people started ranting about vampires and sparkling. What the heck are they talking about?

I mean, Edward is an ALCHEMIST, not a vampire. Why would they think ..."


oh not you again, do you really enjoy doing this kind of things, it kind of pathetic that yo do. Leave the topics alone if you're not serious and you're just here for trolling and annoying people. I mean please go do something useful with your life


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Catherine le Maître Ninja wrote: "I said I was Team Edward, but then people started ranting about vampires and sparkling. What the heck are they talking about?

I mean, Edward is an ALCHEMIST, not a vampire. Why would they think ..."

You are hilarious.

Siobhan wrote: "Zoran wrote: "Isabella (Professional RPer) wrote: "Honey did ya read the books? It very clearly states that he is INDEED a vampire!"

It was a lie, and you know it!"

Real vampires don't wear glitt..."

And so are you.


message 18: by Zoran (new) - rated it 1 star

Zoran Krušvar Lisa wrote: " Leave the topics alone if you're not serious and you're just here for trolling and annoying people."

No she is not. She is really funny and I want to marry her, but unfortunately she is a boy.


Siobhan Brooke wrote: "Catherine le Maître Ninja wrote: "I said I was Team Edward, but then people started ranting about vampires and sparkling. What the heck are they talking about?

I mean, Edward is an ALCHEMIST, not..."


And so am I what? In love with a glitter ball? Zoran was right, I do like balls ...


message 20: by Gerd (new) - rated it 4 stars

Gerd Bill wrote: "Vampires stalk and kill humans for blood..."

Well, he's got the stalking part pat down, so half a vampire anyways. :)


message 21: by Zoran (new) - rated it 1 star

Zoran Krušvar Gerd wrote: "Bill wrote: "Vampires stalk and kill humans for blood..."

Well, he's got the stalking part pat down, so half a vampire anyways. :)"


Yeah. He is "pire".

(in croatian pire = mashed potatoes)


message 22: by Gerd (new) - rated it 4 stars

Gerd Ah well, that probably explains the mushy feelings he has for Bella, then. :D


Rebekka Sabram He IS a vampire. AND he sparkles.


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Siobhan wrote: "Brooke wrote: "Catherine le Maître Ninja wrote: "I said I was Team Edward, but then people started ranting about vampires and sparkling. What the heck are they talking about?

I mean, Edward is an..."

I meant YOU'RE hilarious, too.


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Zoran wrote: "Gerd wrote: "Bill wrote: "Vampires stalk and kill humans for blood..."

Well, he's got the stalking part pat down, so half a vampire anyways. :)"

Yeah. He is "pire".

(in croatian pire = mashed po..."

lol


Cassie Can't we just start posting pictures of Carlisle or any other Twilight character instead of putting up with this person? It's be a lot more fun.


message 27: by Cassie (last edited Feb 03, 2013 09:55PM) (new) - rated it 4 stars

Cassie Just look at his doctor face, it's adorable.
Just look at his doctor face


Isabella (All Da Ladies Luv Leo) Thomas Oi! First "Why does everybody think that Harry Potter is a boy?" and now this...


Siobhan Because Harri is the girl's version. Although, I know a girl called Darel, so who knows?


Nyaore ^ And my sister is legitimately named Connor, though she prefers being called by her middle name. Some people interchange names between the genders when naming their children.


Siobhan Like Miley and Noah Cyrus (my boy's called Noah, I dislike a Cyrus sharing his name :()


Gabby Isabella (Professional RPer) wrote: "Oi! First "Why does everybody think that Harry Potter is a boy?" and now this..."

And even the "Why can Jace be potrayed by Morgan Freeman or Will smith" and "Oh, i get why girls love vampires so much. It's because they're 'hard' all the time, right?" and "Is Alec really suppose to be gay?"

So, yeah, basically she's stupid and has no life.


Isabella (All Da Ladies Luv Leo) Thomas Gabby wrote: "Isabella (Professional RPer) wrote: "Oi! First "Why does everybody think that Harry Potter is a boy?" and now this..."

And even the "Why can Jace be potrayed by Morgan Freeman or Will smith" and "..."


IKR! I would be fine but stupidness of the posts bothers me.


message 34: by Savannah (last edited Feb 04, 2013 02:53PM) (new) - rated it 3 stars

Savannah I am curious as to why people are taking Catherine serious... She was making a joke with that first post, lol. Of course she's talking about Twilight. She's just stirring the pot, successfully might I add lol. That my friends, is called a "Troll". (And she knows it lol)


message 35: by Hai Lu (new)

Hai Lu XD Catherine le Maître Ninja wrote: "I said I was Team Edward, but then people started ranting about vampires and sparkling. What the heck are they talking about?

I mean, Edward is an ALCHEMIST, not a vampire. Why would they think ..."


hes a vampire.....


message 36: by Hai Lu (new)

Hai Lu XD Lisa wrote: "Catherine le Maître Ninja wrote: "I said I was Team Edward, but then people started ranting about vampires and sparkling. What the heck are they talking about?

I mean, Edward is an ALCHEMIST, not..."


ikr!!


Gabby Sky wrote: "I am curious as to why people are taking Catherine serious... She was making a joke with that first post, lol. Of course she's talking about Twilight. She's just stirring the pot, successfully migh..."

Yes, but i hate not telling others that don't already know about it. And why not change her subject a bit to something that is actually useful.


Rachel S Catherine le Maître Ninja wrote: "I said I was Team Edward, but then people started ranting about vampires and sparkling. What the heck are they talking about?

I mean, Edward is an ALCHEMIST, not a vampire. Why would they think ..."


I take it you're an FMA fan?


message 40: by [deleted user] (new)

Peace wrote: "is there diff between that, up there & the character edward from twi is talking about?"
Obviously yes....


Angelica Thompson this is so weird are you confused? because at NO point of the twilight series did Stephanie Meyers ever say that Edward was a alchemist he was a vampire sweetie. You could be talking about another series, although I'm very confused why you posted this under twilight. You would have to live under a rock to not know that this book is about vampires...


Gabby Again with the double-posting, Peace?


Deliriate Xavier wrote: "one question!!!!!!! If vampires have no circulation of blood, how can he have an erection, much less an orgasm, and get bella pregnant? Just a thought"

Cuz, plot holes. Stephanie Meyer never really thought that one out, I guess.


message 44: by Mary (new) - rated it 3 stars

Mary ... I am totally confused. This discussion started talking about how Edward isn't a vampire (which he clearly is), then on my way along the comments I saw something about trolls, Harry Potter, Jace and Alec, and a manga/anime series. Can people not spam a discussion by talking about random stuff that does not relate at all to the original post.


message 45: by Kath (last edited Feb 06, 2013 09:15PM) (new)

Kath Castán I like the characters but I dislike that Sparkling is a little bit stupid, maybe if their sparkling make that all humans die or something like that.


message 46: by Bill (new) - rated it 1 star

Bill Golden Mary wrote: "... I am totally confused. This discussion started talking about how Edward isn't a vampire (which he clearly is), then on my way along the comments I saw something about trolls, Harry Potter, Jace..."

A.) The OP was clearly referencing Fullmetal Alchemist when she created the topic.

B.) She's essentially right, that Edward Cullen is not a vampire, for a host of reasons up to and including "he's a pussy."

C.) Since the original post was random, Chaos has taken command of this discussion. For the Emperor.


Bridgette Hagadorn Curtright FMA all the way!


Bridgette Hagadorn Curtright Mary wrote: "... I am totally confused. This discussion started talking about how Edward isn't a vampire (which he clearly is), then on my way along the comments I saw something about trolls, Harry Potter, Jace..."

It's true, Edward is not a vamp. He's a FMA! LOL. Love this post! Very entertaining, LMAO


Christa Catherine le Maître Ninja wrote: "I said I was Team Edward, but then people started ranting about vampires and sparkling. What the heck are they talking about?

I mean, Edward is an ALCHEMIST, not a vampire. Why would they think ..."


Did you read the book? Bella says it herself and so does Jacaob and Edward and THE ENTIRE CAST,..... no mean to be rude or anything..


message 50: by Bill (new) - rated it 1 star

Bill Golden Are we allowed to call people who obviously haven't read the entire thread but comment anyway "idiots"?


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