Violent character names

[Noah]

Bridge of Birds contains a character named Cut-Off-Their-Balls-Wang, which made me think (of course) of Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler. What kind of reaction do you have when you read a name like this? If you had to choose your own violent and mutilatey name what would you pick? I'm going to go with Pinch-Their-Eyelids-Sturdevant.

[Jerome]

Jerome Gut-Them-And-Tear-Them-Limb-From-Lim!

[Kristina]

Lady Kris-Hang-em-by-their-toenails-tina

[Kamil]

Kamil-makes-you-regret-your-ancestors-ever-humped-while-hacking-your-flesh

[Tamahome]

Cumberbatch!

[Mapleson]

Mapleson the Macerater.

[Noah]

Oh, I forgot to add earned names like "The Bloody Nine and Black Dow." May Joe Abercrombie have mercy on my soul (not likely from how he treats his characters).
Judging from how much I read I think I've earned the name "The Stinging Papercut."

[Rasnac]

Rasnac Gets-Creative-With-A-Spoon.

[Tim]

Nuke-them-till-they-glow Jones.

[David(LA,CA)]

Dave-Da-Basher?

[[deleted user]]

Macrame-your-entrails Matt

[Colin]

Justin Bieber.

[elie88]

electric kung fu funeral Elie :)

[Katina]

Kat o' Nine Tails