Count Olaf

[Emma the Dork, Mrs. Olaf]

he is hilarious...but like really scary. i love the whole thing where he sort of proves that no one is good or evil...sort of...it gave me a lot to think about.

[[deleted user]]

he's like chef's salad.

[Emma the Dork, Mrs. Olaf]

totally lol. i love how daniel put that letter to kit into the book...it was funny.

[Emma the Dork, Mrs. Olaf]

totally. he is really funny.

[jeeves...]

argh, by far the absolute best character in the whole series..... and all the stuff in THE END was just.... argh.... i nefer run out of questions, dangit.... aaaaarghhhhh.... >.<

[Emma the Dork, Mrs. Olaf]

i don't even think lemony snicket knows the answers to your questions! lol yes its terribly confusing.....WHO KILLED THE PARENTS DANGIT????

[Emma the Dork, Mrs. Olaf]

NO IT DOESNT ITS SO ANNOYING cuz right when violet or one of the kids realizes she is sympathizing for the man who killed their parents and made their lives miserable she says, "you killed our parents" and he says "no i didnt" AND THEN HE DIES ITS LIKE WTF????

[jeeves...]

argh it's worse than that, he dies as he opens his mouth to tell them >.< aaaaargh.... oh, i loved it though.... i mean, when i read that part, i was really mad for about 30 seconds, and then i realized how epically evil it was to write a whole series and get a whole ton of fans to read your books allllll the way through, and then just leave them hanging at the end >.< yyyyyyyeahhhhhhh so i laughed for about two seconds, and then went back to being mad cuz i'm one of the fans who read it to the end and got punk'd >_<

[~Sunny~]

olaf is bestest thing in thw whole stinkin books!!!!! the ending was yesh, annoying--alot!

[Emma the Dork, Mrs. Olaf]

yeah seriously me too i seriously SOBBED for TWO HOURS not exaggerating like into my pillow like he always says you are throughout the whole series but i just laughed those comments off and then i did!! i was like WHOA!!

[Emma the Dork, Mrs. Olaf]

oh sorry!! ahh but don't read this topic if you haven't read it remember?? GAH

[[deleted user]]

This is about Olaf, not the End...

[Emma the Dork, Mrs. Olaf]

yes, well, it doesn't really matter and he is in the end....

[~Sunny~]

count olaf... *sniff*

[Emma the Dork, Mrs. Olaf]

i know....*sob*

[[deleted user]]

*BURSTS ONTO TEARS*

[jeeves...]

*nodz*

[Squiggles{Kelly}, 'R' issss for 'goooorrrrgeousss'...]

it reminds me of when a certain dude dies (not Turner, the one who really dies...) in the last Pirates movie...i was just beginning to like him...:P
well, it's not quite the same thing, but yew know. :D

[jeeves...]

oh, you mean... yeah, the one who gets killed on the fish dudes ship, ummmm... i'm trying to be specific without being specific, it's not working..... he.... helsp people escape then gets killed. him? yeah, he was awesome in that one...

[Squiggles{Kelly}, 'R' issss for 'goooorrrrgeousss'...]

YESH and i waz liek.... NOOOOOOOOoooooooak, don't killz him!! >.<

[jeeves...]

yesh... i luff the part where he throws up after saying something funny. i can't remember what he said though.... :P
gosh though, i was all sad cuz he waz cool and sacastic, and sunny's like "gawd, finally, i hated him." and it waz like :O

[Squiggles{Kelly}, 'R' issss for 'goooorrrrgeousss'...]

he throws up??!

[jeeves...]

yeshyeshyesh, when they're on the dock....

[Squiggles{Kelly}, 'R' issss for 'goooorrrrgeousss'...]

lolz, i don't remember...>.<

[jeeves...]

neither do iiii but it's foony...... argh what wazzittt......

[Emma the Dork, Mrs. Olaf]

wait wha??

[jeeves...]

talking about POTC 3.... right on topic >_<

[Squiggles{Kelly}, 'R' issss for 'goooorrrrgeousss'...]

:D

[Mathura]

------SPOILERS FOR "THE END"---------

Count Olaf is evil. And mean. And can be severely annoying.

But as the series went on I realized how awesome he was! I mean, you can't read about idealistic, good-to-the-bone, victimized kids and not have a pessimistic villian who says mean things to them that make you laugh and go "hey, that's actually kind of true". Yes, that was very rambly.

But "The End" broke my heart. In all of the books he was in (ok, which is all of them), I liked him the most in that one. He was so hopeless and you saw him as more human. And I think he loved Kit. ='(

Oh, and what's up with the box of poison darts? Do you think that the Baudelaire parents actually had something to do with the murder of Olaf's parents?

[Squiggles{Kelly}, 'R' issss for 'goooorrrrgeousss'...]

I think they murdered someone with poison darts but it would have been impossible for them to murder Olaf's parents, unless he was in his twenties or thirties when he was orphaned- they're all around the same age (the Snicket siblings, Beatrice and Olaf). There was a night that involved poison darts, we know that from the Penultimate Peril, I think, but that possibly was even when Sunny was born, I can't remember..

[Squiggles{Kelly}, 'R' issss for 'goooorrrrgeousss'...]

but he can't escape death...

[Squiggles{Kelly}, 'R' issss for 'goooorrrrgeousss'...]

oooh dang then ignore meh....:P

[Sara]

haha!!

[Emma the Dork, Mrs. Olaf]

SPOILER FOR THE END

























but it was awful because he dies RIGHT WHEN HE TOLD THEM HE DIDNT KILL THEIR PARENTS!!!!!!




















END SPOILER

[Sara]

yeahhhhhhhhhhhh

[Sara]

Dude, there's a reason why there was a warning -.-

[Mil818]

Count Olaf is the what the Baudelaire’s could have become if their fortune was different, when you think about it Olaf and the Baudelaire’s have a lot in common.

[Chappy]

im pretty stoked that NPH has been casted as Olaf in the netflix series. its gonna be legen......wait for it ..... dary