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I like them to!! I love authors like Sarah Dessen and Lindsey Leivett (probably spelled that wrong sorry!)
same! lol when I was younger I was OBSESESSED with Nancy Drew mysteries (if you know what they are ;)
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Nick wrote: "Wait, can people call you Katherine or Kathy?"Lol me and Olivia were just fooling around;) but most of my friends call me Kathy-if you look at my "about me" on my profile I have like a million nicknames!! :)
When did people start calling you Kathy? Just curious sinice I knew you as Katherine.
That should have said since, not sinice. Apparently I can't type.
Haha good question, in grade school people started calling me Kathy but I still introduced myself as Katherine but the nickname just kinda stuck, and a lot of people still call me Katherine (and Kath, and Katie and sometimes Kat but not usually)so it just kinda depends on ur preference I don't really mind :)
Okay, gotcha. On my Goodreads page, you're Kathy, but in my phone contact list, you're Katherine. I can just know you by multiple names.
why is it that my phone always dies at the exact moment I DON'T want it to!!???
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Me too I love watching old disney movies I remember when i was a kid i would always re watch Alice in Wonderland almost everyday
Lol I think The Princess and the Frog was such a cool version of the story!
I love Tarzan!! That reminds me a hilarious post I saw a while ago. It said:"Dear Parents,
Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy name Aladdin.
Snow White lived alone with 7 men.
Pinnochio was a liar.
Robin Hood was a thief.
Tarzan walked around without clothes on.
A stranger kissed Sleeping Beauty and she married him.
Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party.
You can't blame us.
We were taught to rebel since a young age."
Mpiggy wrote: "I love Tarzan!! That reminds me a hilarious post I saw a while ago. It said:"Dear Parents,
Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy name Aladdin.
Snow White lived alone with 7 men.
..."
Haha that's hilarious!
Yeah, my sister just randomly looks up posts and finds them. Some are like exactly what we do. It's so funny!!
Haha, here's something else my sister found. "Impossibilites in the world
1. U can't count your hair
2. U can't wash your eyes with soap
3. U can't breathe when your tongue is out
Put your tongue back in fool
9 things I know about you
1. You are reading this
2. U are human
3. U can't say the letter P without separating your lips
4. You just attempted to do it
6.U are laughing at yourself
7. U have a smile on your face and you skipped #5
8. U just checked to see if there is a #5
9. You laugh at this because you are an idiot and everyone does it to"
I fell for it all!! :P
lol that's funny :) fyi for all members: DON'T FORGET TO POST A QUESTION ON THE NEW AUTHOR Q&A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you fall for it?Haha, this is really funny: "No I will not share my iPod with you. Its an iPod NOT and usPod"
Ha ha. I just found something like that:1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The Elephant is in the refrigerator. This tests your memory. OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer: You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.
Here's something else. See what ones you do, I pretty much do them all."We girls:
-take a walk in the house with a toothbrush
-read the text on the shampoo bottle in the shower
-push the door when it clearly says pull
-laugh at our jokes when we haven't even shared them
-we ask what? when we clearly understand everything
-hate when the wind messes up our hair
-look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything
-have to call our phones to find it
-check the time on our phones when we are wearing a watch
-turning around the pillow to sleep on the cold side
-when we stay up late we count how many hours of sleep we will get
-smiling while reading this"
I do pretty much everything except for walking around the house with a toothbrush.
yeah, I don't read the text on the shampoo or call my phone to find it but the rest is definitely what I do all the time :)
Mpiggy wrote: "Did you fall for it?Haha, this is really funny: "No I will not share my iPod with you. Its an iPod NOT and usPod""
yeah I did! and haha that's funny ;)
Here's something else i do that I found or my sister found: "closing the fridge slow enough to see when the light goes off" and another: "Using my phone as a light and hitting random buttons to keep it lit" and another, "laughing at your joke so hard you can't even tell it" and another "that moment of joy when in a restaurant you see your food coming" and I could go on but i'll stop unless you want to hear anymore, lol :D
I use my phone as a small reading light at night and I have to do that. And when I realize I've accidentally called someone and go all crazy and hit the end button, then lay in bed and hope they didn't hear it and call me back demanding why I called them at 1 in the morning.
Lol. Ok let me get some more, just a sec.
These are all things that I do too!!"That song on your iPod that you always skip but never delete"
"Admit it, you've googled yourself"
"Stop moving... i'm trying to read your shirt!"
"That awkward moment when you spelt a word right but it looks so wrong that you stare at it questioning its existence"
"When I see a clown fish I think, OMG its Nemo!"
"Getting paranoid when all your answers are B, C, D, C, A, A, A, A, A"
Mpiggy wrote: "These are all things that I do too!!"That song on your iPod that you always skip but never delete"
"Admit it, you've googled yourself"
"Stop moving... i'm trying to read your shirt!"
"That awkward..."
I do the same things to!! Except for "That song on your iPod that you always skip but never delete"
I do all these things. And I think teachers want students to freak out. I once got a test where most answers were D.
Alisa (The Reading Obsession) wrote: "I do all these things. And I think teachers want students to freak out. I once got a test where most answers were D."Yeah they actually do want them to freak out i got a teache who told me that.
More..."When I'm waiting in a long line for food, I rehearse the order in my head"
"I've never read a tombstone that read 'died from not forwarding to 10 people"
"when you drop something but you just stare at it because you're too lazy to pick it up"
"My parents told me to stop watching so much tv and read more, so I turned on the subtitles"
"sitting in a class and imagining how you would save everyone if a gunman showed up"
"blanket on- too hot, blanket off- too cold, 1leg out- perfect until a demon grabs it and drags you down the hall"
"that annoying moment when you're saying something but someone interrupts you and you don't remember what you were talking about"
"Ive always wanted to turn around in a big chair and say 'ive being expecting you'"
"respect old people: they graduated highschool without google!"
Ya I know same!!!!!!!!More...
"splashing water on your face like in the commercials but failing epically"
"that moment when you can't help laughing in an awkward silence"
"The awkward moment when a little kid asks you to open something... and you can't"
"Mom 'are you talking back to me?' Me 'yeah thats kind of how communication works'"
"looking at your friend when your teacher says you may work with a partner"
"I automatically start panicking when I can't feel my phone in my pocket"
"I hate it when people call me weird or crazy, i prefer the term mentally hilarious"
"Alarm Clock: because every morning should begin with a mini heart attack"
"I hate it when i originally pick the right answer then change it"
"Name your iPod Titanic and when on iTunes it says 'Titanic synching' press cancel and feel like a hero"
"I love when on a test a question gives the answer to another question"
"Whenever I see a calendar I go straight for my birthday month and see what the picture is"
"Lazy rule: can't reach it, don't need it"
Okay dokay pokay!!!!! :D tomorrow Ill do more!!Beddy by now! Night!!!!! :) ttyl!
FINALLY!!! I started writing a new song-the first one in like a full year, I'm so happy!! :D
Here's some more..."That mini heart attack when the teacher calls your name and you weren't even listening"
"You start singing and then someone joins in and you say 'Stop singing!! this isn't high school musical!!'"
"Fire Alarm. Teacher 'stay in an orderly line' Me 'Move!!! I'm gonna die!!!!!!'"
"That moment when you walk into a spiders web and you automatically turn into a karate chopping ninja!!"
"Its funny when people see me at the grocery store and ask me 'what are you doing here?' and I'm just like 'oh you know, hunting elephants'"
"That moment when you realize you are wrong in an argument but you still keep on insisting just for fun"
"Those memories that you randomly remember and then you can't stop smiling"
"Dear parents. I stay up late, have a messy room, live on my laptop, am lazy and always texting. but its not like I'm the only teenager that is like that"
"The real definition of 'nevermind' is 'you should've listened the first time'"
"pressing pause on a movie and laughing at the face one the screen"
"5 things that annoy me:
1. when my favourite song comes on the radio as I get out of the car
2. when I'm waiting for a text from someone and I get one from the wrong person
3. when people try talking to me while my headphones are in
4. when my brain reminds me of something I want to forget
5. waiting a whole week for my favourite show to come on"
"That fake laugh you do when you don't understand what a person just said""I have a habit of making weird sounds when things are too quiet"
"Yes I am a teenager. Yes I still get excited if something can glow in the dark"
"Why I don't look out the window at night: 1% I'm afraid of the dark, the other 99% I'm afraid I'll see another face look at me"
"Dear sidewalk, Please get wider... sincerely third friend walking behind feeling excluded"
"Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh"
"That awkward moment when people are singing Happy Birthday to you and you don't know where to look."
"That annoying moment when you try to say something three times and each time you're interrupted"
"Ever looked at your best friend and thought 'why aren't we comedians?'"
"That moment of fame when your name appears in a math problem"
"waking up from a great dream and trying to fall back asleep to continue it"
"Don't judge me until you know me. Don't underestimate me until you've challenged me. Don't talk about me until you've talked to me"
"I don't care if I can't sing. This is my favourite song. Therefore, I will sing"
Mpiggy wrote: ""That fake laugh you do when you don't understand what a person just said""I have a habit of making weird sounds when things are too quiet"
"Yes I am a teenager. Yes I still get excited if someth..."
Those things are great. I found an awesome list:
Advantages Of Being A Woman
Why it's better to be a Woman!
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.
