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With all that being said, I could do without the 45 page scenes of feasts that no one cares about.
http://youtu.be/j7lp3RhzfgI

In a word: No.
I read the first book when it was first released. Purchased the 2nd book when it was first released. Could never convince myself to read it because the first one just depressed me so much. After the 4th was released, I had a very good friend who HIGHLY recommended them. So, I tried again. Nope. Could. Not. Read. Them. No one lives. No one is worth redemption. Happy things do not happen. I read for entertainment. Crying, screaming, ranting - these things do not entertain me.
The frustrating part - beyond they are the *it* of fantasy - is Martin's writing is so darn readable. You really do immerse yourself in his world. It is just not a world I wish to live in. (Well, I really do hate all the character jumping . . . )




Crack.
Seriously, I do appreciate it. Fantasy should be an escape, an immersion into another world we want to know more about. I would do anything to spend a week in Middle Earth, Azeroth, Faerûn (oh hell yes!), 2019 Los Angeles in Blade Runner, Coruscant (hell, even Tatooine!).
Would I want to visit The Seven Kingdoms? No. Pass. Better things to do. Not gonna happen.
But more than that, I want to believe there is good in the world. They don't have to win and they shouldn't glide through death and destruction without a scratch (I'm looking at you, David Eddings!)--but they should strive for goodness, even when all of Hell turns against them.
My favorite fantasy writer is David Gemmell, may he rest in peace. He is my inspiration.

Loved first book, read second hoping it was less dark and gave up on the third.
Didn't like the character jumping and was overwhelmed by number of characters.
Nothing nice happens to anyone. Same reason I hated the book Wicked.

A couple of my big gripes:
what is the importance of the Others? The author opens the whole freaking series with that, and by the end of book five, we still don't know what is to be so afraid of. The Wall is built to keep them out and the Night Watch (?) was created to keep the Others out but this whole storyline seems woefully underdeveloped. Or maybe it will eventually tie into Bran and that stupid three eyed crow that he keeps going on about.
The author's received a lot of criticism for killing off characters but I was far more irritated when he'd let us think that a character had died and then later we find out they are alive. As a reader, the first time that happened, I was exhilarated. Yay, she's NOT dead! It's a real compliment to the author to be able to create characters that readers have such an emotional connection to that we mourn when they die (especially when it seemed so senseless). But after the fourth time a supposedly dead character turns out to be alive, I was really annoyed. It seemed like a cheap shot to the reader's emotions.

This.
(Mild spoiler to make a point) In book 5, page 281, Tyrion falls into a river of poison water. Martin ends the chapter that way. We do not find out what happens until page 321.
I cannot stand that!
We are all familiar with ending a chapter with a cliff hanger, but making us clop through 40 pages before we learn the outcome??
And don't even get me started with what happens to Daenerys! Page 814, huge cliff hanger. We don't find out what happens until...wait for it...
...wait for it...
1083!
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Like I said, 3 liters of awesome poured into a swimming pool.


But I just find his manner or writing to be so ponderous. It's a struggle to not put it down and pick up something else.
It's really irritating because the characters and story line are good, but its like a slow torture to get through it


Camille I totally agree...He takes so long between books , 9 years, 5 years, 6 years and he's got 2 more books that he's going to write.

Paul and Storm share your agony in song:
http://www.paulandstorm.com/lyrics/wr...
Shadyia wrote: "We are all familiar with ending a chapter with a cliff hanger, but making us clop through 40 pages before we learn the outcome??"
I'm still working on Book 1 and this is a huge issue for me. There are so many PoVs and some characters I don't like as much - so it's really difficult to slog through chapters with characters I don't like to get to the next chapter I want to read.
I'm still working on Book 1 and this is a huge issue for me. There are so many PoVs and some characters I don't like as much - so it's really difficult to slog through chapters with characters I don't like to get to the next chapter I want to read.
Here is the thing: I want to love it. I want to know where this story is going and what will happen to his amazing characters. But to experience that, I have to run through a gauntlet of bloody, rusty swords!
The way I explain it: Martin is 3 liters of some of the best story-telling and characters I have ever read and--probably--ever will read, poured into an olympic-sized swimming pool filled with acid, and I am asked to jump in.
The slow, sloooooow pace, every meal described to a crum, every step on a thousand mile journey told, every back story a novel in its self!
But more than the pace, I cannot stand the darkness. It's just so vicious. The rapes, the tortures, the casual cruelty. Locking a woman in a room until she starves and eats her own fingers. Making the mistress of your father walk naked through the streets. Having your son's lover raped over and over while he is forced to watch. Giving a harmless bard the choice of keeping his fingers or his tongue. GAWD! ENOUGH!
I almost get desensitized to it. And I really don't want to!
Where are the heroes? Where are those beacons we can cling to when all this ugliness closes in?
Please understand, I want to experience this world. That is my dilemma. If I hated all of it, my solution would be easy; don't read it. Out of sight, out of mind.
Am I the only one who feels this way?