just write!!!!

[Tori]

oompa loompas are professionals at belly dancing

[Tori]

The cat ate a taco at WalMart

[Tori]

as the fire crackled, the wolves sang campfire songs, really off key

[Tori]

the ugly man bumped his head on the tallest building, making him the tallest man in the world

[Claire]

I know a magical spider who enjoys talking gibberish and reading People magazine! he invited me over to lick cats and ride on apricots!

[Tori]

the fat woman in the tight red dress loves to shake her legs in the helicopter

[Tori]

ozzy farted on the street sign that had a picture of an elderly woman

[Claire]

loving ur towels is important to librarians.

[Tori]

bucktooth becky blew brown bubbles in the bahamas

[Tori]

the twin kittys names were copy and cat

[Tori]

click click click went the typewriter

[Claire]

Jerry just got a new hat shaped like a tasty crescent roll.

[Tori]

all these sentences are making my head hurt

[Tori]

these are a few of my favorite things: soccer balls, tennis balls, and umbrellas

[Claire]

Jamming out in ur gatepost is pratical and should be repeated daily.

[Tori]

Buddy the Elf what's you favorite color?

[Tori]

did you know i like my eggs sunny side up?

[Tori]

With Passion!

[Tori]

sticky buns!

[Claire]

lol my mom had that " hello Buddy the Elf whats ur favorite color" for her voicemail once!

[Claire]

Trapping Terri Takes Tacos

[Tori]

IT'S ALIVE IN THE POTATO FARM!!!!

[Tori]

kicking puppies is just wrong!!!

[Claire]

I got killed in a gellatin factory on Tuesday!

[Tori]

I lost my pants tomorrow, then i found them yesterday!

[Claire]

Hamburgers are made of Fresca and fries are made of tape!

[Tori]

spay-on ham!!!! (out of the can is best!) This is known as SPAM

[Claire]

Trycicles were specifically made for Government Officials.

[Claire]

Fish have cool beards.

[emma]

I am sorry to report that all of your platypuses (platupi? platup.... ) oh well point is your platupuses belong to us.

[Baylie]

susi is fake tuna and root beer.

[emma]

have u ever heard an octopus unwrap a cellophane covered bathtub?

[Tori]

Barbie can not dial a telephone number!

[Claire]

Hallo, say dat to my little goldfish!

[Devin]

hahahaha

[Claire]

dah twee don't wook wike a bunny wabbit Michael! i wook wike sushi!

[Claire]

long island likes short rocks

[Abi]

square cubes of pepperoni.............gumby b gone!

[Abi]

But i like them

[Claire]

fine........ but this is the first last time ur writing about super frogs who have the power to make cheese Bob.

[Devin]

Rock bottom is made of cheese!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Devin]

This comp. is made of ketchup

[Devin]

lol

[Tori]

DUDE!!! This penguin, is like, BEASTLY!!! (It has special flying abilities)

[Devin]

Hey! a bunch of dogs just flew over my house

[Claire]

no purrson is a purrson like a duck.

[Devin]

I went to this lake and I caut a bunch of tree bass. They were so tough i couldn't reel them in

[Claire]

rock n' roll requires effort, music, and hams.

[Claire]

lick ur backyards crickets, if u do u will turn into a bench.

[Tori]

shrek has issues with eating disorders. he always complains of tasting zebras....