I have some questions for Mr. Jesus:

[Jack]

Uhh...did you really exist?
And if so, did you really look like you were supposed to be a lead singer in an early 70s prog rock band?

Also, will I go to hell for excessive masterbation?

[Jack]

Another question:
Is your last name Christ?
Do you have a middle name?
Do you have a favorite Brady Bunch character?
(Mine's Cindy btw - in case you are wondering)
:)

[Jack]

Oh yeah, also:

What's the deal with Santa Claus and the easter bunny?
Why is there this jolly fat guy with a beard handing out toys on your "supposed" birthday? Then some rabbit that goes around hiding plastic eggs with chocolate candy inside them on the day you supposedly rose from the dead?

Btw, did you really rise from the dead?
Did you need a breath mint afterward?

Have you ever seen David Copperfield's show?
What'd you think?
You probablly weren't that impressed, were you?
Me neither, to be honest.

[Tanjlisa]

What happened to your teenage years? In the Bible, one chapter you're a child in the synagogue, the next you're a 30 year old fella. What happened to your rebellious stage? Did you make the cafeteria milk into wine?

[Terri]

What's wrong with sex?

[Tanjlisa]

Terri wrote: "What's wrong with sex?"

That's not Jesus, that's the church.

[C.P.]

Tanjlisa wrote: "Terri wrote: "What's wrong with sex?"

That's not Jesus, that's the church."

That's not the church, that's Augustine.

[Tanjlisa]

C. P. wrote: "Tanjlisa wrote: "Terri wrote: "What's wrong with sex?"

That's not Jesus, that's the church."

That's not the church, that's Augustine."

Well, the church preaches it religiously now, don't they.

[Jenny]

Dear Jesus,
Do you really love everybody, I have seen many bumper stickers saying you do, but it seems odd to me that one person could truly love so many other people?

Also, Since you died for our sins, does it really bother you when we occasionally sin? I mean, if we never sinned then you kinda died in vain right?

[Rock]

Mr. Jesus,
What do you think of Bible thumpers who solicit "offerings" in your name?

[Jack]

Dear Mr. Jesus,

Where can I find a cool x-mas sweater with your likeness on it? I've been searching thrift stores in hispanic neighborhoods everywhere. Can you please just give me one sign???

[Mark]

Christ was not a second name.

[Tanjlisa]

Dear Jesus: when giving humans free will, did you ever take into account that people are freaking insane!!

[Jenny]

Tanjlisa wrote: "Dear Jesus: when giving humans free will, did you ever take into account that people are freaking insane!!"

lmao!

[Tanjlisa]

Jenny wrote: "Tanjlisa wrote: "Dear Jesus: when giving humans free will, did you ever take into account that people are freaking insane!!"

lmao!"

Thought you'd like that, future Prez.

[Tanjlisa]

Dear Jesus: did people really live to be 900 during the Old Testament days or were their calendars off and the historians exaggerated just a tad?

[Jack]

Dear Mr. Jesus, why do I poop so much?

[Tanjlisa]

lmao!!!

[Rebekkah]

Jack wrote: "Dear Mr. Jesus,

Where can I find a cool x-mas sweater with your likeness on it? I've been searching thrift stores in hispanic neighborhoods everywhere. Can you please just give me one sign???"

LMAO!!!

[Rebekkah]

Dear Jesus,

Why do they call you "Jesus of Nazareth" When Nazareth didn't even exist until 300 A.D.?

[Rebekkah]

Dear Jesus,

If you were so awesome then why did you only have 12 apostles?

[Christina]

Tanjlisa wrote: "What happened to your teenage years? In the Bible, one chapter you're a child in the synagogue, the next you're a 30 year old fella. What happened to your rebellious stage? Did you make the cafeter..."

Read Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal by Christopher Moore. It explains that. And it is my #1 favorite book of all time!

[Rebekkah]

Dear Jesus,

Did you bang Mary Magdalene?

[Jack]

Dear Jesus, is it okay to cheat on your taxes?