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Fun: Google your name!
Q: Type in "[your name:] needs" in the Google search. A: Stephanie needs some help?? (with what)
Q: Type in "[your name:] looks like" in Google search.
A. Stephanie looks like a meth addict (no, not quite…)
Q: Type in "[your name:] says" in Google search.
A: Stephanie says. (didn't work this is the title to a Velvet Underground song)
Q: Type in "[your name:] wants" in Google search.
A: Stephanie wants you to stop calling her a party girl (I'm too old to be much of one anymore ,but back in the day..)
Q: Type in "[your name:] does" in Google search.
A: Stephanie does a Perfect Fall Breakfast (huh??)
Q: Type in "[your name:] hates" in Google search.
A: Stephanie hates Jericho (I think this has to do with wrestling)
Q: Type in "[your name:] asks" in Google search.
A: Stephanie asks why do you do it (not sure what it is, but why??)
Q: Type in "[your name:] goes" in Google search.
A: Stephanie goes commando (not hardly…ewww)
Q: Type in "[your name:] likes” in Google search.
A: Stephanie likes movie trailers (ya, sometimes it is the best part of the show)
Q: Type in "[your name:] eats” in Google search.
A: Stephanie likes hot dogs (I refuse to put in what came up first)
Q: Type in "[your name:] wears” in Google search.
A: Stephanie wears men's underwear in public (yes if boxers count)
Q: Type in "[your name:] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Stephanie was arrested for eating in a D.C. metro station.
Q: Type in "[your name:] needs" in the Google search. A: Nichole needs all the prayer she can get. (Yikes!)
Q: Type in "[your name:] looks like" in Google search.
A. Nichole looks like a pregnant 13 year old. (This isn't going so well for me so far....)
Q: Type in "[your name:] says" in Google search.
A: Nichole says Girlicious can mold her. (WTF?)
Q: Type in "[your name:] wants" in Google search.
A: Nichole wants random shit. (Well, yeah, I guess...)
Q: Type in "[your name:] does" in Google search.
A: Nichole does stuff with cookies.
Q: Type in "[your name:] hates" in Google search.
A: Nichole hates myspace. (Yeah, kinda.)
Q: Type in "[your name:] asks" in Google search.
A: Nichole asks has anyone tried this out? (Well, have you?)
Q: Type in "[your name:] goes" in Google search.
A: Nichole goes acoustic. (Yeah!)
Q: Type in "[your name:] likes” in Google search.
A: Nichole likes socks on Flickr. (Hmmm...)
Q: Type in "[your name:] eats” in Google search.
A: Nichole eats poop. It then goes even further to say "No really... she eats our pet chinchilla's poop. volunatarily." (Believe it or not, this was one of the more appropriate things it came up with...)
Q: Type in "[your name:] wears” in Google search.
A: Nichole wears the pants in this relationship. (That's right.)
Q: Type in "[your name:] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Nichole was arrested for having sex with a 16 year old. (I don't know if I like this game... all the nicholes/nicoles out there are dirty, dirty.)
Kasia needs extensive medical intervention in order to save her life. Doctors have determined that her right leg must be amputated to keep life-threatening ...::: no! stop chopping my leg of! I want to keep it on! :::
To everyone else.. I am afraid that Kasia looks like "Kah-See-Uh" or something along those lines.
::: not quite, but close :::
Dobry wieczór Kasia, looks like from former times! I like it.
::: thank you, how charming of you :::
::: BTW, "Dobry wieczór" means good evening :::
Kasia says Oczywiście to RP, ale przecież wtedy był prawie 20-sto stopniowy mrózzzz... ;)))
::: translation: ofcourse it's Poland, but it was like minus 20 (Celcius) back then :::
Kasia wants to be a vet to help sick animals because she loves animals. If she could change one thing in the world it would be for the earth to be cleaner
::: bah, good luck with that naive idealist :::
kasia ! does not have any Contacts at this time.
::: bummer :::
Kasia hates my HC97 ("this f...in' Heerpiin, and what about me?!!"), she likes all pinballs and car racing games. In the Harpoon i'm interested in...
::: stop bitching geek! :::
Kasia asks: Hi i am from NZ and absolutely LOVE Outrageous Fortune but have just recently moved to Mexico and cant seem to watch it on the tv3 website is there anyway i can still watch the show from here???
::: Liar, liar, liar, liar :::
Did you mean:Kasie goes
While Kasie goes to change, Sandy proceeds to confront Bill. ..... Kasie goes at it!!!! Tickle, tickle toes, Tickle, tickle tummy, Ooh those inner thigh
::: ooohh kinky :) :::
::: but no, I did not mean Kasie, stop misspelling my name, BAD Google :::
Kasia goes at a steady pace too so you do not feel frustrated or lost.
Kasia likes Elephants Dream
:::... well I like dreams and I like elephants, I donno about this combination though:::
Weird things kasia eats. I was just sharing what I had for supper with someone and it occurred to me I really should share it in my blog.
::: no you shouldn't, but you did anyways :::
I love the dress Kasia wears.
::: flaterer! :::
Kasia was arrested for
::: No results found for "Kasia was arrested for".
HA! :::
Now I have tears in my eyes from laughing this hard. Nicole, Stephanie, Yz, your posts crack me up
Q: Type in "[your name:] needs" in the Google search. A: Annie needs to release a LIVE album (pardon???? of what? Is the universe telling me I should finally do that scrapbooking album... of live people...)
Q: Type in "[your name:] looks like" in Google search.
A. Annie looks like this in 3D (the most worrying thing is the sentence previous... do not get too close to her during feeding times - ain't that the truth!)
Q: Type in "[your name:] says" in Google search.
A: Annie says “A cow will need his tail to fan flies for more than one summer..." (How profound of me - that's assuming it's a dairy cow, and not dinner a year later)
Q: Type in "[your name:] wants" in Google search.
A: Annie wants her money (yes I do! Censored the first option...)
Q: Type in "[your name:] does" in Google search.
A: Annie does live here (well, I'm at work, and it feels like I live here...)
Q: Type in "[your name:] hates" in Google search.
A: Annie hates shots (from a gun, yes... but those cute pirate shot glasses I saw the other day were inspiring, alcohol-wise)
Q: Type in "[your name:] asks" in Google search.
A: Annie asks you: what should I do about my oil bill? (and answers, catch the bus - it's what I do)
Q: Type in "[your name:] goes" in Google search.
A: Annie goes to Hollywood (after I win the lottery & book the plane tickets... and pay my oil bill, obviously!)
Q: Type in "[your name:] likes” in Google search.
A: Annie likes Bananas. (they're yellow - I like yellow)
Q: Type in "[your name:] eats” in Google search.
A: Annie eats her mates (ick! That beats the rest of you, doesn't it???)
Q: Type in "[your name:] wears” in Google search.
A: Annie wears Saree (I do? I have worn a sari on special ocassions...)
Q: Type in "[your name:] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Annie was arrested for the murder of her father (I was? Swear it was natural causes!)
Q: Type in "[your name:] needs" in the Google search.A: Tricia needs affection, stability and devotion, not charm and empty words.
Q: Type in "[your name:] looks like" in Google search.
A. Tricia looks like she was adopted
Q: Type in "[your name:] says" in Google search.
A: Tricia says, "It's going to sound really creepy..."
Q: Type in "[your name:] wants" in Google search.
A: Tricia wants spinach juice so teams up with Popeye.
Q: Type in "[your name:] does" in Google search.
A: Tricia does Spiderpig!
Q: Type in "[your name:] hates" in Google search.
A: Tricia hates spiders & roaches
Q: Type in "[your name:] asks" in Google search.
A: Tricia asks what's a fast way to cure singaw?
Q: Type in "[your name:] goes" in Google search.
A: Tricia goes down a bomb as stunt girl
Q: Type in "[your name:] likes” in Google search.
A: Tricia likes girls!!!!
Q: Type in "[your name:] eats” in Google search.
A: Tricia eats it at Baldy.
Q: Type in "[your name:] wears” in Google search.
A: ATricia wears shorts with leggings!
Q: Type in "[your name:] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Tricia was arrested for manslaughter of the two innocent victims.
This is funny!Q: Type in "[your name:] needs" in the Google search.
A: Karen needs a lobotomy fund (wha…? Did I miss something?)
Q: Type in "[your name:] looks like" in Google search.
A: Karen looks like she is on the verge of tears
Q: Type in "[your name:] says" in Google search.
A: Karen says work can be better – it just takes a willingness to smile and move
Q: Type in "[your name:] wants" in Google search.
A: Karen wants to be a dog (*SHOCKED* I do?)
Q: Type in "[your name:] does" in Google search.
A: Karen does my hair… (whose?)
Q: Type in "[your name:] hates" in Google search.
A: Karen hates any computer without Photoshop
Q: Type in "[your name:] asks" in Google search.
A: Karen asks PM about pressure to reduce fuel bills
Q: Type in "[your name:] goes" in Google search.
A: Karen goes green
Q: Type in "[your name:] likes” in Google search.
A: Karen likes the word Hussy (I’m sorry, I don’t understand, what does hussy mean?)
Q: Type in "[your name:] eats” in Google search.
A: Karen eats everything (sounds right)
Q: Type in "[your name:] wears” in Google search.
A: Karen wears the red shoes
Q: Type in "[your name:] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Karen was arrested for fraud (ack, didn’t know I was caught!)
Q: Type in "[your name:] needs" in the Google search. A: Phoebe needs to use her powers more.
((I use them all the time!))
Q: Type in "[your name:] looks like" in Google search.
A. Phoebe looks like her dad.
((That's true.))
Q: Type in "[your name:] says" in Google search.
A: Phoebe says "Happy Christmas!"
((I've always said Merry Christmas.))
Q: Type in "[your name:] wants" in Google search.
A: What Phoebe wants is a strong entry and a good place to start.
((I don't get this.))
Q: Type in "[your name:] does" in Google search.
A: Phoebe does the ironing.
((I have never ironed in my life.))
Q: Type in "[your name:] hates" in Google search.
A: Phoebe hates PBS.
((What's that?))
Q: Type in "[your name:] asks" in Google search.
A: Phoebe asks "Want to go to the movies?"
((I have asked this a few times before.))
Q: Type in "[your name:] goes" in Google search.
A: Phoebe goes crazy.
((Only twice!))
Q: Type in "[your name:] likes” in Google search.
A: Phoebe likes it.
((I'm not sure if that's true or not.))
Q: Type in "[your name:] eats” in Google search.
A: Phoebe eats green beans for the first time.
((I don't like green beans.))
Q: Type in "[your name:] wears” in Google search.
A: Phoebe wears pugh.
((Can someone tell me what pugh is?))
Q: Type in "[your name:] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Phoebe was arrested for pushing her ((in actuality, the fall was accidental)), but while she was behind bars, she figured out that her hubby was no good.
Q: Type in "[your name:] needs" in the Google search. A: Barbara needs to be thin again. (too true!)
Q: Type in "[your name:] looks like" in Google search.
A. Barbara looks like the type I would want to wake up next to for the rest of my life. (It's a tough job but somebodies gotta do it!)
Q: Type in "[your name:] says" in Google search.
A: Barbara says he's sexy. (Johnny Depp sure is.)
Q: Type in "[your name:] wants" in Google search.
A: Barbara wants a frigging cigarette. (Not hardly.)
Q: Type in "[your name:] does" in Google search.
A: Barbara does delicious. (Does this mean I cook or I taste good?)
Q: Type in "[your name:] hates" in Google search.
A: Barbara hates men. (This is so NOT TRUE.)
Q: Type in "[your name:] asks" in Google search.
A: Barbara asks Joe Biden some tough questions. ( Who? )
Q: Type in "[your name:] goes" in Google search.
A: Barbara goes to charm school. (Yeah I could definitely use that.)
Q: Type in "[your name:] likes” in Google search.
A: Barbara likes hair. (Only on gorillas and cats)
Q: Type in "[your name:] eats” in Google search.
A: Barbara eats the world. (Damn guess I was hungry.)
Q: Type in "[your name:] wears” in Google search.
A: Barbara wears a Lela Rose gown. (What the hell is that?)
Q: Type in "[your name:] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Barbara arrested for alleged cocaine sales. (now why would I sell such wonderful stuff? I'd keep it of course.)
Q: Type in "[your name:] needs" in the Google search.A: Wendy needs a patient,loving, and committed family who can provide structure (can I say WOW!)
Q: Type in "[your name:] looks like" in Google search.
A. Looks like someone grabbed her hiney (ahem?)
Q: Type in "[your name:] says" in Google search.
A: Wendy Says Adieu to 2008, Promises Hope, Kindness and Faith in 2009. (and I do o o o o)
Q: Type in "[your name:] wants" in Google search.
A: Peter Pan (had to be there)
Q: Type in "[your name:] does" in Google search.
A: Wendy: Does Your Dick Hurt? (ummmm no comment)
Q: Type in "[your name:] hates" in Google search.
A: WENDY HATES BEING TOLD WHAT TO DO (oh yeah *high five*)
Q: Type in "[your name:] asks" in Google search.
A: Wendy asks Why Are Women of Color Absent from the Boardroom? (And the answer is????)
Q: Type in "[your name:] goes" in Google search.
A: Wendy's Goes Wi-Fi (if I could afford it, maybe)
Q: Type in "[your name:] likes” in Google search.
A: Wendy likes nothing better than a good back scratch and isn’t shy about sitting in your lap to ask for one. (Well! Nuff said)
Q: Type in "[your name:] eats” in Google search.
A: Wendy eats fish head. (Ewwwwww!)
Q: Type in "[your name:] wears” in Google search.
A: Wendy wears the trousers (actually I do prefer trousers to skirts - mainly cos of my size)
Q: Type in "[your name:] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Wendy was arrested today for illegal possession of an unlicensed firearm. ... (ooooh I'm so bad, watch out gals)
Q: Type in "[your name:] needs" in the Google search. A: Jane needs to find an introduction to alcoholism so she can decide what aspect of the disease is most interesting to her (I hope not !)
Q: Type in "[your name:] looks like" in Google search.
A. Jane Looks Like A Hard Worker
Q: Type in "[your name:] says" in Google search.
A: I'm done with Sergio He treats me like a ragdoll. (Who's Sergio !)
Q: Type in "[your name:] wants" in Google search.
A: All Jane Wants is a Nice Cup of Tea
Q: Type in "[your name:] does" in Google search.
A: Jane does Tennessee Williams
Q: Type in "[your name:] hates" in Google search.
A: Jane Hates Dick from JointVentureLightning on Vimeo
Q: Type in "[your name:] asks" in Google search.
A: jane asks, “why foo and bar?”
Q: Type in "[your name:] goes" in Google search.
A: Jane Goes to the Zoo
Q: Type in "[your name:] likes” in Google search.
A: Jane Likes Dick Magnet
Q: Type in "[your name:] eats” in Google search.
A: Jane Eats Alone.
Q: Type in "[your name:] wears” in Google search.
A: Jane wears jeans (nope never !)
Q: Type in "[your name:] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Jane was arrested at a cemetery where she was handling some work related to her .
This was a fun way to distract me from the mountains of paperwork on my desk lol ^_^Q: Type in "[your name:] needs" in the Google search.
A: Hilda needs universal health care. (hmm this sounds expensive...)
Q: Type in "[your name:] looks like" in Google search.
A. Hilda looks like food. (really? Haha I wonder what type of food I look like?)
Q: Type in "[your name:] says" in Google search.
A:) Hilda says hello. (hahaha)
Q: Type in "[your name:] wants" in Google search.
A: Hilda wants Justin to eat Flan. (well I do love flan...just wish I knew who Justin is?)
Q: Type in "[your name:] does" in Google search.
A: Hilda does not answer. (well if you call me and I don’t know who you are what do you expect?)
Q: Type in "[your name:] hates" in Google search.
A: Hilda hates everyone with grand intensity. (ummm no I don’t think so)
Q: Type in "[your name:] asks" in Google search.
A: Hilda asks Why Would Anybody Want to Kill a Man. (interesting.)
Q: Type in "[your name:] goes" in Google search.
A: Hilda goes negative. (some explanation might be needed for this one lol)
Q: Type in "[your name:] likes” in Google search.
A: Hilda likes to party. (yep yep yep)
Q: Type in "[your name:] eats” in Google search.
A: Hilda eats ice cream. (I LOVE ice cream!)
Q: Type in "[your name:] wears” in Google search.
A: Hilda wears a crown. (about time someone recognized my value...JK)
Q: Type in "[your name:] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Hilda was arrested for trying to bribe a policeman. (wow I wonder if this will ever happen.)
What fun! :O)Q: Type in "[your name:] needs" in the Google search.
A: Melody needs your help to continue her full healthy life! To adopt Melody financially, Click Here. (Yes, please!)
Q: Type in "[your name:] looks like" in Google search.
A. Melody has AMAZING blue eyes (like me) and an adorable fur colour… She looks like an angel and OMG (Angel? Maybe not, but I do have blue eyes)
Q: Type in "[your name:] says" in Google search.
A: "What I really enjoy about my job is getting to meet the new faces and visit with the more familiar faces daily," Melody says. (Ok, maybe. But the next entry was much more interesting)
Q: Type in "[your name:] wants" in Google search.
A: Melody wants you to have the exclusive looks in Baltimore. She has the best info on underground boutiques that'll make you a star.(Baltimore has an underground?)
Q: Type in "[your name:] does" in Google search.
A: Melody does quickie $3.5m deal. (Alright, now that's what I'm talking about!)
Q: Type in "[your name:] hates" in Google search.
A: Melody hates her kitchen. (This is soooo true)
Q: Type in "[your name:] asks" in Google search.
A: He'll do anything Melody asks; he is her slave as they drive deep into sexual perversity and crime noir. (Oooooo)
Q: Type in "[your name:] goes" in Google search.
A: Melody goes to Kansas. (Really?)
Q: Type in "[your name:] likes” in Google search.
A: Melody likes to play all different styles of music on the harp, from traditional classical to rock and jazz. (I didn't know you could play jazz on the harp)
Q: Type in "[your name:] eats” in Google search.
A: Melody eats one of Mare's pogs because we're drunk. (Now I know I've never been that drunk)
Q: Type in "[your name:] wears” in Google search.
A: Melody wears and models clothes very well. Not only do her body, height and runway skills stand out, she can speak "volumes" with her eyes. (I do? I can?)
Q: Type in "[your name:] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Melody: Teen arrested for stealing virtual furniture. (Huh?)
Q: Type in "[your name:] needs" in the Google search.
A: Jackie needs a dose of real-world reality and being an Avon lady doesn't count!
Q: Type in "[your name:] looks like" in Google search.
A. Jackie looks like a self-satisfied, smug, eminence gris in that shot.
Q: Type in "[your name:] says" in Google search.
A: Jackie says, "I just ate some catnip." (never)
Q: Type in "[your name:] wants" in Google search.
A: Little Jackie Wants To Be A Star ...
Q: Type in "[your name:] does" in Google search.
A: Jackie does 70(70 what?)
Q: Type in "[your name:] hates" in Google search.
A: Jackie hates poetry in motion
Q: Type in "[your name:] asks" in Google search.
A: Jackie asks Doctor Cooper to vote against getting a Pyxis to replace Eddie
Q: Type in "[your name:] goes" in Google search.
A: Jackie Goes Country (I do live there)
Q: Type in "[your name:] likes” in Google search.
A: Jackie likes people who, in her estimation, do their jobs competently and without burdening her(ha ha)
Q: Type in "[your name:] eats” in Google search.
A: Jackie eats 2 Warheads.(too sour)
Q: Type in "[your name:] wears” in Google search.
A: Jackie wears a pink parabuntal straw hat designed to match her pink silk shantung sleeveless suit by Oleg Cassini, ... (I don't think so!)
Q: Type in "[your name:] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Jackie was arrested for not moving to the back of the bus
Q: Type in "[your name:] needs" in the Google search.A: Joy needs to leave her office!
Q: Type in "[your name:] looks like" in Google search.
A. Joy looks like dog food next to Andrea (LMAO!!!!)
Q: Type in "[your name:] says" in Google search.
A: Joy says goodbye
Q: Type in "[your name:] wants" in Google search.
A: Joy wants eternity
Q: Type in "[your name:] does" in Google search.
A: Joy does not go out of style!
Q: Type in "[your name:] hates" in Google search.
A: Joy hates depression, yet depression seeks Joy
Q: Type in "[your name:] asks" in Google search.
A: Joy Asks Heidi Montag About Her Fake Boobs at The Insider (hahaha)
Q: Type in "[your name:] goes" in Google search.
A: Joy goes to lecture in gorilla suit with RAGbeater
Q: Type in "[your name:] likes” in Google search.
A: Joy likes pandas
Q: Type in "[your name:] eats” in Google search.
A: Joy eats like a cow (LOL)
Q: Type in "[your name:] wears” in Google search.
A: Joy wears the scarf
Q: Type in "[your name:] needs" in the Google search.A: Tara Needs to keep her clothes on
Q: Type in "[your name:] looks like" in Google search.
A. (even at her best) Tara Looks Like Shit
Q: Type in "[your name:] says" in Google search.
A: Tara says no to anal
Q: Type in "[your name:] wants" in Google search.
A: Tara wants surgery to fix buckled nose.
Q: Type in "[your name:] does" in Google search.
A: Tara does a very nice job.
Q: Type in "[your name:] hates" in Google search.
A: Tara hates it when other girls get more attention.
Q: Type in "[your name:] asks" in Google search.
A: Tara asks: How to finish my G.E.D.?
Q: Type in "[your name:] goes" in Google search.
A: Tara Goes Under the Knife Again - This time, to have her breasts reduced.
Q: Type in "[your name:] likes” in Google search.
A: Tara likes to eat trees
Q: Type in "[your name:] eats” in Google search.
A: Tara eats Seattle
Q: Type in "[your name:] wears” in Google search.
A: Tara wears WHITE PANTIES!!!!
Thank you Tara Reid for always making this game interesting for me!
Q: Type in "[your name:] needs" in the Google search.A: Jim needs to make sure that there is enough ice and soda. (mixers are always good. And certainly better than the third answer down)
Q: Type in "[your name:] looks like" in Google search.
A. Jim Looks Like the Enzyte Guy!!! (lol - I could do the whistling part at least.)
Q: Type in "[your name:] says" in Google search.
A: Jim says that, if Solomon indeed had a thousand wives, he wasn't actually that smart after all. (no comment)
Q: Type in "[your name:] wants" in Google search.
A: Jim wants To Be A Millionaire
Q: Type in "[your name:] does" in Google search.
A: Jim does Pure Capsaicin (that would be really hot - and not in a good way)
Q: Type in "[your name:] hates" in Google search.
A: Jim hates everything. (apparently I'm just a misanthrope)
Q: Type in "[your name:] asks" in Google search.
A: Jim asks-what teams are playing in the Hall of Fame game?
Q: Type in "[your name:] goes" in Google search.
A: Jim Goes to Cuba
Q: Type in "[your name:] likes” in Google search.
A: Jim likes to move it move it. (yeah it's a dance video)
Q: Type in "[your name:] eats” in Google search.
A: Jim Eats A Smorgasbord of Funny
Q: Type in "[your name:] wears” in Google search.
A: Jim Wears His Pants Too High (how else am I supposed to show off that Moose Knuckle?)
Unfortunately I don't have a Tara Reid upon which to blame my answers. I'll just have to own up to them.
Q: Type in "[your name:] needs" in the Google search. A: Emily needs almost 24 hour care. (Apparently I'm a danger to myself and others? I dunno)
Q: Type in "[your name:] looks like" in Google search.
A. Emily looks like a show dog (Well...I guess if I'm gonna be compared to a canine, at least it's a TOP canine. *sigh*)
Q: Type in "[your name:] says" in Google search.
A: Emily says hello.
Q: Type in "[your name:] wants" in Google search.
A: Emily wants to go swimming.
Q: Type in "[your name:] does" in Google search.
A: Emily does magic tricks.
Q: Type in "[your name:] hates" in Google search.
A: Emily hates you. (Wow. I'm super friendly. *LoL*)
Q: Type in "[your name:] asks" in Google search.
A: Emily asks Jimmy 'am I behaving like a wh*re?'. (NOT much I can add to that)
Q: Type in "[your name:] goes" in Google search.
A: Emily goes to China.
Q: Type in "[your name:] likes” in Google search.
A: Emily likes to win.
Q: Type in "[your name:] eats” in Google search.
A: Emily eats brains. (Gets me in the Halloween spirit. Mmmm....brains...)
Q: Type in "[your name:] wears” in Google search.
A: Emily wears diapers. (AHA. The reason for my need of 24 hour care??)
Q: Type in "[your name:] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Emily was arrested for having five husbands. (Because looking like a show dog, wearing diapers, and eating brains is SUCH a gosh darn appealing combination, I imagine. hehe)
Q: Type in "[your name:] needs" in the Google search.A: Julie needs to go for cotton styles with a bit of structure rather than anything too flimsy like chiffon, which clings. (I guess I'm a cotton kind of girl.)
Q: Type in "[your name:] looks like" in Google search.
A: Julie looks like an oriental version of Bridget Fonda. (Ummm, not quite.)
Q: Type in "[your name:] says" in Google search.
A: When Julie says she loves me. She is covering up my wounds. (Awwww, someone wrote a love song about me.;-))
Q: Type in "[your name:] wants" in Google search.
A: Julie wants to add you as a friend. (I'm always up for adding a new GR friend.)
Q: Type in "[your name:] does" in Google search.
A: Julie Does not eat Crab. (Wow, someone's psychic.)
Q: Type in "[your name:] hates" in Google search.
A: And Julie hates, just what she doesn't know. (Hmmmm! Now a hate song about me just to balance things out - I'm sure there's something that I don't know I hate.)
Q: Type in "[your name:] asks" in Google search.
A: Julie Asks - Am I an Adult Yet? (If I have to ask, I don't think I'm there yet.)
Q: Type in "[your name:] goes" in Google search.
A: Julie Goes to Hollywood (WooHoo! Does that mean I'm a star now?)
Q: Type in "[your name:] likes in Google search.
A: Julie likes to garden in the summer and spend lazy days at the beach. (Actually, I have a black thumb, but I'll definitely take the beach.)
Q: Type in "[your name:] eats in Google search.
A: Julie eats Brains (I guess I should dine with Emily.)
Q: Type in "[your name:] wears in Google search.
A: Julie wears an elly m purple dress. (Sure I'm game, but only if it's cotton.)
Q: Type in "[your name:] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Julie was arrested for check fraud. (But my bank account is still empty.)
Yay! Julie's in the Halloween brain eating spirit too! hehe
Q: Type in "[your name:] needs" in the Google search.A: Dina needs cheese. (Not likely, as I hate the stuff...)
Q: Type in "[your name:] looks like" in Google search.
A. Dina looks like an old hag cougar. (LOL, that is so not true!)
Q: Type in "[your name:] says" in Google search.
A: Dina says Lindsay Lohan is a Genius. (I must be as drunk as LL...)
Q: Type in "[your name:] wants" in Google search.
A: Dina wants to do something useful. (Yes, I do!)
Q: Type in "[your name:] does" in Google search.
A: Dina does enough partying for the whole Lohan family. (Here comes the Lohan family again! Why do I have to have the same name as Mama Dina Lohan?)
Q: Type in "[your name:] hates" in Google search.
A: Dina hates you. (No, I don't! I love you all!)
Q: Type in "[your name:] asks" in Google search.
A: Dina asks Ali what liquid is in Lindsay's water bottles. (Oh boy, not the Lohans again!)
Q: Type in "[your name:] goes" in Google search.
A: Dina goes to appeal court. (To get a restraining order against the Lohans, LOL!)
Q: Type in "[your name:] likes” in Google search.
A: Dina likes her feet. (They're so small, dainty and soft!)
Q: Type in "[your name:] eats” in Google search.
A: Dina eats on her own. (Yup, momma stopped feeding me when I was 2 years old.)
Q: Type in "[your name:] wears” in Google search.
A: Dina wears R.J. Graziano bracelets. (Nice!)
Q: Type in "[your name:] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Dina was arrested for fraud. (Bad, bad Dina!)
Q: Type in "[your name:] needs" in the Google search. A: Tosca needs a home! - Pets, cats / kittens (miaow).
Q: Type in "[your name:] looks like" in Google search.
A. Tosca looks like she might play the bugle at a Salvation Army concert (I'm not sure if this is a compliment or not - or even a euphemism).
Q: Type in "[your name:] says" in Google search.
A: Tosca says the painting is laughing (I have no appreciation for art, I even think Munch's 'The Scream' is laughing).
Q: Type in "[your name:] wants" in Google search.
A: Tosca wants to spare her lover and betrays Angelotti's hiding place (Opera reference)
Q: Type in "[your name:] does" in Google search.
A: Tosca does emanate love for Mario and faith that things will work out well in spite of what she has previously witnessed (Opera reference).
Q: Type in "[your name:] hates" in Google search.
A: Tosca hates Scarpia, and longs for Carlo Ventre's Cavaradossi (Opera reference).
Q: Type in "[your name:] asks" in Google search.
A: Tosca asks Scarpia for his price for Cavaradossi's life (Opera reference).
Q: Type in "[your name:] goes" in Google search.
A: Tosca Goes Online (Opera reference - note the caps Goes Online - I'm a headliner).
Q: Type in "[your name:] likes” in Google search.
A: Tosca likes her pumpkin (and not as a sex aid - usually old ladies tell me they have dogs named Tosca but this is the first time I've known a polar bear to have the same name - gawd I'm cute even with all that hair)
Q: Type in "[your name:] eats” in Google search.
A: Tosca eats a baguette - very neatly (another polar bear reference).
Q: Type in "[your name:] wears” in Google search.
A: Tosca wears a “jealous” green at the beginning (wtf is a jealous green?)
Q: Type in "[your name:] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Tosca was arrested by a County Task Force on the say so of a career criminal named James Mallo (you can have a career as a criminal?!)
My parents named me for Puccini's opera and, all of my life, ppl always ask one of three things: 1) am I named for the opera and 2)am i anything like Tosca or 3) am I as vengeful as she. They always expect me to know the music but I much prefer La Boheme as a favourite :)
OMG, this is so funny, why ever did we stop playing?! I think I'm going to play again. I'll pick different listings to post this time. :O)
A: Anytime Mermaid Melody needs a friend... (Do I even want to know?)
A. Melody looks like a cheerleader with her cute piggy... (Are the FFA down with that?)
A: Melody says "Can someone come wipe my bottom? I have one hundred poops and now the potty can never flush ever again." (Ok, so I'm thinking we're lucky there's no video here...)
A: Inquiring Melody wants to know...Today's questions are about "faking it." Please answer honestly...(Yes, please answer honestly...)
A: WOW...what Melody does when she gets bored... (Apparently available on myspace video...)
A: Magical Melody Marriage FAQ...she hates poison mushrooms, weird dishes, weeds and toadstool saute...(Yes, please don't serve them at my next wedding breakfast, I was sick all through my last honeymoon...)
A: Melody asks "When do we actually finish doing what we do?" (When we run out of books?)
A: Melody goes down on Flickr - Photo Sharing! (I think not, those photos are private!)
A: Melody likes to explore Seattle's neighborhoods, spend time on the water and visit family in Peru. (translates to: darkly foreign computer geek with family money...where do I sign up?)
A: Melody eats diamonds. (Hard on the teeth, but still a girl's best friend.)
A: Melody wears a yellow w/black horizontal stripe Bumble Bee outfit...(Just say No.)
A: When Melody is arrested for murder, Rick battles cops, cons, and those in between on the dark side of sunny Southern California that tourists never see... (Go Rick! Wait, who's Rick?)
Q: Type in "[your name:] needs" in the Google search. A: Kara needs a home please (and here I thought I had one!)
Q: Type in "[your name:] looks like" in Google search.
A. Kara looks like a chipmonk (damn those chubby cheeks!)
Q: Type in "[your name:] says" in Google search.
A: Kara says feed me! (yum)
Q: Type in "[your name:] wants" in Google search.
A: Kara wants a normal guy (or just A guy...)
Q: Type in "[your name:] does" in Google search.
A: Kara does mister in striking white backdrop. (wow! I wish I could remember that)
Q: Type in "[your name:] hates" in Google search.
A: Kara hates playing love cheat
Q: Type in "[your name:] asks" in Google search.
A: Kara asks how he feels about something (boo...another forgotten mister!)
Q: Type in "[your name:] goes" in Google search.
A: Kara goes red (ha! fooled you I already am!)
Q: Type in "[your name:] likes” in Google search.
A: Kara likes to do me wiff wood (WTF??)
Q: Type in "[your name:] eats” in Google search.
A: Kara eats other peoples food in her sleep (that'll teach me to go to bed hungry)
Q: Type in "[your name:] wears” in Google search.
A: Kara wears party dresses for 8-year olds (they're just so darned cute!)
Q: Type in "[your name:] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Kara was arrested for public intoxication (gotta lay off the kamkazes!)
Rachel needs guidance and normal supervision. (so true)Rachel looks like the smart but frosty president of student council who when you got her smashed was a total nympho in bed. (also true...)
Rachel says her sex-therapist mother "knew the day after I lost my ... (mind, perhaps?)
Rachel wants to help you. (I really do)
Rachel does look mighty fine in it. (and then some!)
Rachel hates p* and thinks that people who dwell on it should get shot! (I don't know what p* is, but evidently I feel very strongly about it...)
Rachel asks us to tweet in honor of Ted Kennedy! (sure, why not.)
Rachel Goes Sad Clown Hooker. (...)
Rachel likes to just try underwear on in the middle of the store. (it's my favorite pastime)
Rachel Eats Cheese. (mmm)
Rachel wears all black. (sometimes)
Rachel was arrested for possession of a small amount of marijuana and taken to a hospital because she appeared high. (It was college, I was experimenting...)
Sara needs a lawyer. Sara looks like trouble just waiting to happen. Don't have sex with Sara. (is this why the lawyer is needed?)
Sara Says will be on a blogging break... (I must be popular)
Sara wants to feed aquafina to the goldfish. (I'm sure there's a cute picture to go with this)
I hope Sara does not return! (from the blogging break? not as popular as I thought)
Sara hates me. (self loathing is never good - neither is referring to yourself in 3rd person)
Sara asks Clay to marry her. (I don't even know him!)
Sara goes for a pony ride. (yee-haw)
Sara likes smut. (who here doesn't?)
Sara eats some snow. (hopefully not yellow)
Sara wears her heart on her #####. (I'm not sure what that means)
Sara was arrested for assault with a deadly weapon and domestic violence. (maybe someone tried to take my smut away)
Purple needs yellow. (Reminds me of the color of an ice cream)That Purple looks like a must try. (Thank you, I'll take that as a compliment)
Purple says please. (very humbling)
Purple wants you to be happy with your new dress for a long time. (I'm happy with my new dress, thank you.)
Purple does something strange to me. (Umm, no, not to me)
Purple hates me now, doesn't it? (Nope, if you find the right shade)
Purple asks how fast do you want to go. (Hahaha, are we talking about cars or...?)
Purple goes green and blue. (Its purple, not green or blue)
Purple likes dry, sandy soil, in full sun. (I'm a homebody, so no sandy soil in full sun for me)
Purple eats Frances. (I don't eat humans???)
Purple wears whatever color the trends ask. (I wear what color suits me at the moment)
(man in a ) purple bra was arrested for rifling through neighbor's car. (Don't have any purple bra, so it wasn't me. And, oh I'm a woman)
Q: Type in "[your name:] needs" in the Google search.A: Amy needs a seat
Q: Type in "[your name:] looks like" in Google search.
A. Amy looks like a bouncer at a drag bar
Q: Type in "[your name:] says" in Google search.
A: Amy says please comment
Q: Type in "[your name:] wants" in Google search.
A: Amy wants an alcohol free wedding
Q: Type in "[your name:] does" in Google search.
A: Amy does design
Q: Type in "[your name:] hates" in Google search.
A: Amy hates blog
Q: Type in "[your name:] asks" in Google search.
A: Amy asks “Are studio photographs of your kids worth it?”
Q: Type in "[your name:] goes" in Google search.
A: Amy goes back onstage - then straight to the pub
Q: Type in "[your name:] likes” in Google search.
A: Amy Likes To Go Rrr.
Q: Type in "[your name:] eats” in Google search.
A: Amy eats people
Q: Type in "[your name:] wears” in Google search.
A: Amy wears heart on her neck
Q: Type in "[your name:] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Amy was arrested for alleged assault
Rebecca needs wedding dresses and make up ( i loveeeee weddings)Rebecca looks like Miley Cyrus (ROFL)
Rebecca says she will be back
Rebecca wants her bike back
Rebecca does 'instyle'
Rebecca hates you
Rebecca likes to think about things
Rebecca asks the big question
Rebecca goes to Norway
Rebecca eats for three
Rebecca wears Bebe
Rebecca was arrested for witchcraft
Q: Type in "[your name:] needs" in the Google search.A: Carla needs to be more famous (well, don't we all?)
Q: Type in "[your name:] looks like" in Google search.
A. Carla looks like an idiot (...usually)
Q: Type in "[your name:] says" in Google search.
A: Carla says goodbye to JD (Scrubs reference)
Q: Type in "[your name:] wants" in Google search.
A: Carla wants her income back (...it'd be nice!)
Q: Type in "[your name:] does" in Google search.
A: Carla does Time Square (yea!)
Q: Type in "[your name:] hates" in Google search.
A: Carla hates mean people (true, very true)
Q: Type in "[your name:] asks" in Google search.
A: Carla asks why (why what? I am so vague some times! sheesh!)
Q: Type in "[your name:] goes" in Google search.
A: Carla goes college (don't I wish...)
Q: Type in "[your name:] likes” in Google search.
A: Carla likes this (what is it? Oh well, I apparently like it anyway!)
Q: Type in "[your name:] eats” in Google search.
A: Carla eats puppies (Oh, no! I'm evil! That makes me sad...)
Q: Type in "[your name:] wears” in Google search.
A: Carla wears Dior (not too shabby for the idiot that eats puppies!)
Q: Type in "[your name:] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Carla was arrested for indecent exposure (with all that Dior, this should have never happened! Apparently eating the puppies is okay, though!)
Valerie should not do this at work as her co-workers want to know why she is laughing. :)Q: Type in "[your name:] needs" in the Google search.
A: Valerie needs her leg amputated. (Yikes!)
Q: Type in "[your name:] looks like" in Google search.
A. Valerie looks like Librarian. (I can live with that.)
Q: Type in "[your name:] says" in Google search.
A: Valerie says a fond farewell. (To who - I don't know. Nor do I know where they or I am going.)
Q: Type in "[your name:] wants" in Google search.
A: Valerie wants to catch Siberian Husky! (Er, okay.)
Q: Type in "[your name:] does" in Google search.
A: Valerie does the ocho ocho. (Whatever that is.)
Q: Type in "[your name:] hates" in Google search.
A: Valerie hates talentless hacks...(the rest was obscene, but I suppose the first part could be true.)
Q: Type in "[your name:] asks" in Google search.
A: Valerie asks about the "10 am" rule. (Yes, I really don't know what it is.)
Q: Type in "[your name:] goes" in Google search.
A: Valerie goes to Shipshewana. (Wherever that is.)
Q: Type in "[your name:] likes” in Google search.
A: Valerie likes to be needed. (So true.)
Q: Type in "[your name:] eats” in Google search.
A: Valerie eats, breaths, and sleeps love. (Ooh, isn't that nice.)
Q: Type in "[your name:] wears” in Google search.
A: Valerie wears a toga on her birthday. (Toga! Toga!)
Q: Type in "[your name:] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Valerie was arrested for alleged killing of mother-in-law. (It was that or being found with a 15 year-old boy, yowza.)
Q: Type in "[your name:] needs" in the Google search. A: Gina needs many services- social services, financial services, mental health services
Q: Type in "[your name:] looks like" in Google search.
A. Gina looks like she's dead or is going to die (hehehehe)
Q: Type in "[your name:] says" in Google search.
A: Aunt Gina Says... ..."It's ok to beat the shit outta someone who doesn't know you're playing slug bug." ..."It's perfectly natural to be attracted to ...
(that one is funny becuase I'm an aunt 6 times over)
Q: Type in "[your name:] wants" in Google search.
A: Gina wants your vote for Loose Women glory (muhahaha Right on!!)
Q: Type in "[your name:] does" in Google search.
A: Gina Does What She Does and Is Who She Is (I like that one!)
Q: Type in "[your name:] hates" in Google search.
A: gina hates it when i give her the salty ninja, but she hates it even more when i give her the salty pirate (courtesy of urban dictionary, i'm almost afraid to find out what a salty ninja is) (ok i looked it up and the salty pirate is frickin HILARIOUS!)
Q: Type in "[your name:] asks" in Google search.
A: Gina asks if he's met someone, and Paul tells of an intriguing woman he met in a bookstore (aw, poor gina)
Q: Type in "[your name:] goes" in Google search.
A: Gina decided to jerk a little for ya. (Durrrty)
Q: Type in "[your name:] likes” in Google search.
A: Gina likes to debate and to argue and to be carried by her associations. She is fascinated by questions about rationality and philosophy, ... (That ones not far off the mark really)
Q: Type in "[your name:] eats” in Google search.
A: Gina eats bugar cookies (hahaah those are lyrics if you can beleive it)
Q: Type in "[your name:] wears” in Google search.
A: everytime gina wears skinny jeans, god kills a kitten (sheesh good thing I only have 1 pair)
Q: Type in "[your name:] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Gina was arrested for Prostitution
Try it with your name and share it with us. I'm sure it will be interesting.
Q: Type in "[your name:] needs" in the Google search. A: Noemie needs to be locked up (sweet......)
Q: Type in "[your name:] looks like" in Google search.
A. Noemie looks like a native beauty on the beach (I wish!)
Q: Type in "[your name:] says" in Google search.
A: Noemie says "I decided from that moment on to dedicate a part of my life to helping the..." (ok.....)
Q: Type in "[your name:] wants" in Google search.
A: Noemie wants to marry well to escape the middle class (geez I hope it's only google that makes me that superficial!)
Q: Type in "[your name:] does" in Google search.
A: Noemie does have parents (yes I do, like most people...)
Q: Type in "[your name:] hates" in Google search.
A: Noemie hates human (that's positive....I'm screwed!)
Q: Type in "[your name:] asks" in Google search.
A: Noemie asks Casper (oh boy....)
Q: Type in "[your name:] goes" in Google search.
A: Noemie goes to Sweden. She won the Bratz P4F Contest. (Lucky me...)
Q: Type in "[your name:] likes” in Google search.
A: Noemie likes to screw (heum....i didn't know that!)
Q: Type in "[your name:] eats” in Google search.
A: Noémie eats quite a regular portion of her meal. (Fine with me!)
Q: Type in "[your name:] wears” in Google search.
A: Noemie wears anything that she feels lik wearing. (Finally something I agree with!)
Q: Type in "[your name:] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Noemie was arrested for allegedly causing a disturbance outside a former boyfriend's home. (ok.........)
Q: Type in "[your name:] needs" in the Google search. A: Danielle needs more self-respect (hmmm.. not true at all.. lol)
Q: Type in "[your name:] looks like" in Google search.
A. Danielle looks like she could be the supreme bitch of all time (not at all :)
Q: Type in "[your name:] says" in Google search.
A: Danielle says he's annoying (he is.. lol!!)
Q: Type in "[your name:] wants" in Google search.
A: Danielle wants to attend dance and music classes after school (i like to dance and i love music.. not sure about classes)
Q: Type in "[your name:] does" in Google search.
A: Danielle does not chat or instant message on line, and does not use email to communicate with fans. (shit... i have fans)
Q: Type in "[your name:] hates" in Google search.
A: DANIELLE HATES YOU FOR NO REASON SO WHAT SO THE BOOK IT WOULD MAKE ME FEEL BETTER AS TO WHY SHE HATES YOU SO MUCH!!! (not really sure about this one)
Q: Type in "[your name:] asks" in Google search.
A: Danielle asks your animal companion all those questions you've always wanted to ask and passes those answers on to you (i'm an animal medium???)
Q: Type in "[your name:] goes" in Google search.
A: Danielle goes to the emergency room again (cluts)
Q: Type in "[your name:] likes” in Google search.
A: Danielle likes to move it (i like to move it.. )
Q: Type in "[your name:] eats” in Google search.
A: Danielle Eats Military Food! (yummy.. JK)
Q: Type in "[your name:] wears” in Google search.
A: Danielle Wears Prada (nope Coach)
Q: Type in "[your name:] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Danielle was Arrested For Having Sex With Student (hmm... not a good thing)
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Q: Type in "[your name:] needs" in the Google search. A: Elise needs to grow up (Fat chance thats gonna happen ;)
Q: Type in "[your name:] looks like" in Google search.
A. Elise looks like things are really going well for you (sure I'm good with that)
Q: Type in "[your name:] says" in Google search.
A: Elise says WHAT? (haha)
Q: Type in "[your name:] wants" in Google search.
A: Elise wants a strawberry (ok)
Q: Type in "[your name:] does" in Google search.
A: Elise does attract bees (Hope not 8-S)
Q: Type in "[your name:] hates" in Google search.
A: Elise hates Santa (Die Santa) ... (SOOO NOT TRUE, I LOVE SANTA)
Q: Type in "[your name:] asks" in Google search.
A: Elise asks if everyone else's karma is updating? (WTF does that mean????)
Q: Type in "[your name:] goes" in Google search.
A: Elise goes green(er) (I will explain that Elise is a model of Lotus car haha)
Q: Type in "[your name:] likes” in Google search.
A: Elise likes the radio (YUP I do listen all the time)
Q: Type in "[your name:] eats” in Google search.
A: Elise eats grass, shits flowers (ROFLMAO ... OK if you say so)
Q: Type in "[your name:] wears” in Google search.
A: Elise wears a doll wig (hmmmm not really sure where to go with that one)
Q: Type in "[your name:] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Elise was arrested for assaulting an office after she tried to beat one of the spook unit guys with a garden hoe. (Ha! Take that copper!) --- (okie dokie guy needs a spell lesson Truely never been arrested for anything I SWEAR)
yes i'm delayed... but this looks interesting so...Type in "[your name:] needs" in the Google search.
Clarissa needs a break.
(true that)
Type in "[your name:] looks like" in Google search.
With her size-11 stiletto boots and four-inch violet nails, Clarissa looks like a drag queen but not as attractive.
(well... i seriously hope i don't look like a drag queen... wait.. i hope i don't look less attractive than a drag queen)
Type in "[your name:] says" in Google search.
Clarissa says hello and welcome to my brand new website.
(aww... i'm so sweet)
Type in "[your name:] wants" in Google search.
Clarissa wants changes
(huh... apparently i want changes... pfft... not likely)
Type in "[your name:] does" in Google search.
clarissa does have a big ass heart bro dont hurt her i knw she luvs u hela she a dime piece.u shuld b luccky u got her.
(see that peoples... i got a big heart and i'm a dime that whoever this person is talking to is lucky to have... oh yeah... thank you random stranger!)
Type in "[your name:] hates" in Google search.
Clarissa hates having to wear uncool clothes on picture day and starts campaigning to wear what she wants
(not true! i am the epitome of uncool... no.. i hope not, i just don't like fashion really)
Type in "[your name:] asks" in Google search.
In one of the many letters sent to Lovelace he writes that "if the divine Clarissa asks me to slit thy throat, Lovelace, I shall do it in an instance."
(great... i can get the guy to slit his throat if i ask him, but i can't stop him from raping me when i say no... how does that make sense?)
Type in "[your name:] goes" in Google search.
Clarissa goes bowling
(...yay... how exciting)
Type in "[your name:] likes” in Google search.
Clarissa likes tripping over stuff
(what the hell? who likes tripping over stuff? apparently me)
Type in "[your name:] eats” in Google search.
Clarissa eats veggies
(awww... mine is boring.. but there was also this: Clarissa-dickson-wright-eats-anything-that-moves...
does this make me a cannibal?)
Type in "[your name:] wears” in Google search.
Clarissa wears hers with pride on the Catalina Zipline Eco Tour!
(nice kissa... you wear your pride? way to stick out from the crowd... everyone else wears clothes! :D
but then there's also this: Clarissa wears things that may seem a little outrages in looks, but she makes alot of it or wants to be a little defrant and feels proud to show it all off... makes more sense... at least it's clothing)
Type in "[your name:] was arrested for" in Google Search.
Finally, at 17, Clarissa was arrested for grand larceny-stealing to fund her drug habit
(nice clarissa... go straight to the drugs, that'll build your way to a healthy future)
Gosh - I've been giggling all the way through these!! I did the first one and decided I had to post it:Q: Type in "[your name:] needs" in the Google search.
A: Jane needs to be nailed to a railroad tie and left for the buzzards. Jane needs to go and talk face to face with the Taliban. (...help!!... these were both in the first google post, following on from one another!! I'm doomed!)
Jane (PS) wrote: "Gosh - I've been giggling all the way through these!! I did the first one and decided I had to post it:Q: Type in "[your name:] needs" in the Google search.
A: Jane needs to be nailed to a railr..."
well at least your ones are exciting... pfft... did you read mine?: 'Clarissa eats veggies', 'Clarissa goes bowling'... boring!
is mee... kissa wrote: well at least your ones are exciting... pfft... did you read mine?: 'Clarissa eats veggies', 'Clarissa goes bowling'... boring!..."
Yes - I still giggled though - 'cos they were so mundane (bar the lothario slitting his throat...)!!
I started to do the rest of mine but the next 5 or so were either from songs (Jane's Addition) or famous Janes (eg Jane Fonda), except for the mention of how they identify Jane Does (dead women). Ick!
haha... i also tried, instead of Clarissa, Kissa (my nickname).. just to see which one would be better to post up. Most of what came up was 'Kiss a...'. So it said how to kiss a woman... or other stuff... so i didn't use that one. For the Q: Type in "[your name:] wants" in Google search though, it said 'Kissa wants to get in your pants'... pfft, at least that wasn't mundane right? :Dthat slitting the throat thing is from a gazillion page book actually... the freaking guy says that if Clarissa asks, he'll slit his throat... but he rapes her... it makes no sense so i'm gonna go ahead and guess that the guy is a lunatic
As for the other five questions you couldn't answer to... you could go through a few of the google pages... i had to as well... but it gets annoying
is mee...kissa wrote: As for the other five questions you couldn't answer to... you could go through a few of the google pages... i had to as well... but it gets annoying ...Exactly - they weren't worth making the effort. So I stopped. But it was fun to muck around with... :)
Google "Angie"Q: "[your name:] needs"
A: Angie needs a night of blinding sex
Q: "[your name:] looks like"
A. Angie looks like Angelina
Q: "[your name:] says"
A: Angie says relax with pictures
Q: "[your name:] wants"
A: Angie wants to dress up Brad
Q: "[your name:] does"
A: Angie does the 80's
Q: "[your name:] hates"
A: Angie hates Thanksgiving
Q: "[your name:] asks"
A: Angie asks her to stay
Q: "[your name:] goes"
A: Angie goes up for sale
Q: "[your name:] likes”
A: Angie likes to wear bandannas
Q: "[your name:] eats”
A: Angie eats peace
Q: "[your name:] wears”
A: Angie wears Prada
Q: "[your name:] was arrested for"
A: Angie was arrested for DUI
Goggle "Adriana"Q: "(your name) needs"
A: a cricut @ provocraft (dont ask)
Q: "(your name) looks like"
A: Pocohontus
Q: "(your name) says"
A: feels sexier after birth ( not)
Q: "(your name) wants"
A: to have another baby
Q: "(your name) does"
A: Vogue
Q: "(your name) hates
A: Nicole Kidman ( LOL yep)
Q: "(your name) asks
A: How are you?
Q: "(your name) goes"
A: Topless (yeah right)
Q; "(your name) likes"
A: being slammed around (Ok!!!!!!)
Q: "(your name) eats
A: No carbs
Q: "(your name) wears
A: 2 million dollar bra ( damm)
Q: "(your name)" was arrested for
A: hit and run....
Jane (PS) says: "Exactly - they weren't worth making the effort. So I stopped. But it was fun to muck around with... :)"true that
Angie says "Q: "[your name:] needs"
A: Angie needs a night of blinding sex"
what? no comment? :D
Something I ripoff from another site,(Hey, don't tell anybody!)and thought it was quite funny.
Basically, you open the google search page and type in each of the following phrases as shown (without the speech marks, obviously), then pick the first sentence/phrase that makes sense and paste it back here.
Q: Type in "[your name:] needs" in the Google search.
A: Yz needs nothing (I wish!)
Q: Type in "[your name:] looks like" in Google search.
A. Yz looks like Tweepler (no clue who or what he is…)
Q: Type in "[your name:] says" in Google search.
A: Yz says the system was crafted. (what system?..LOL)
Q: Type in "[your name:] wants" in Google search.
A: Yz wants to hang with the big boys. (Oh my!)
Q: Type in "[your name:] does" in Google search.
A: Yz does not match bootstraps parameters (Huh?)
Q: Type in "[your name:] hates" in Google search.
A: Yz hates rain. (I’m not related to goats, I swear!)
Q: Type in "[your name:] asks" in Google search.
A: Yz asks about me. (Who are you?..LOL)
Q: Type in "[your name:] goes" in Google search.
A: Yz goes to infinity. (cape and super powers optional)
Q: Type in "[your name:] likes” in Google search.
A: Yz likes synthetics better. (What happens to au naturalle?)
Q: Type in "[your name:] eats” in Google search.
A: Yz eats a moth. (ugh..disgusting!)
Q: Type in "[your name:] wears” in Google search.
A: Yz wears out. (Oops..not what I was hoping for!)
Q: Type in "[your name:] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Yz was arrested for laughing. (in what alternate universe was this?)
Try it with your name and share it with us. I'm sure it will be interesting.