Pick Up Lines

[Richard, Mind of Sanity]

Okay this topic was inspired by my friend Champ and his brother Peter. Who have come up with the worst pick lines EVER and some how gotten tons of women.

[Richard, Mind of Sanity]

So share your favorite pick up line or the worst pick up line you've ever heard what ever.

[Richard, Mind of Sanity]

So I watched Champ do this;

He walks up to this girl and asks her, "Is that a banana in my pocket or am I just happy to see you?"

Before she could smack him in the face however he reaches into his pocket pulls out an actual banana and says, "Oh it was a banana."

They dated for six months.

[Ginny]

The best anti pick up line I have heard a friend of mine say....

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because it looks like you fell flat on your face, puta"

[Ginny]

"You remind me of my big toe....Because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house."

[Taylor]

@Kyle

The one about the watch being an hour fast might be a little too sophisticated for it to be sexy. Not that sophisticated isn't sexy…Hazel…but having to think too hard about a pick-up line is a bit of a turn-off.

[Nate]

Explicit (view spoiler)[ Eyeing up a girl, flirting glances, after a bit you Wiggle one finger motioning to her, when she approaches you say ..'I just made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole body' (hide spoiler)]

[Taylor]

"My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties…oh, you are? Damn, it must be an hour fast."

Just an observation, Kyle. No need to be testy over it.

[Ginny]

Nate wrote: "Explicit [spoilers removed]"

LOL

[Nate]

Kyle, Djinn

I'd probably never be able to get the line out of my mouth without cracking up.

[Ginny]

Nate wrote: "Explicit [spoilers removed]"

I am so going to try that.

[Nate]

Go for it...wait can we know the results? lol jk

[Richard, Mind of Sanity]

Definitely Results! Please