Rhyming Couplets (and Single Lines) of the Surreal

[Mandy]

I've tried filling this hole, with many means,
From men that don't love me, to jelly beans.

[Angie]

Though they didn't work, the jelly beans were very yummy.
I was grateful for their visit to my tummy.

[Mandy]

But what goes in, must come out.
Eating too much sugar, made me pout.

[Angie]

A prolonged visit to the porcelain throne,
I wouldn't have had the candy if I had known.

[Mandy]

Lactose intolerent, and diabetic too,
Milk Duds were not, the perfect gift for you.

[Angie]

Lactose intolerant yet always craving milk.
I'm very grateful for for drinks like Silk.

[Mandy]

Her new silken pajamas, made the girl feel like a lady,
But everytime she slipped them on, her creeper got extra shady.

[Angie]

Maybe if he tried hard enough and was a sweet talker,
She would fall in love and forget that he was her stalker.

[Mandy]

He prayed before, the alter he built.
Made from her items he stole, for which he felt no guilt.

[Angie]

It was plastered with pictures he'd taken.
Observation was how he learned of her lover for bacon.

[Mandy]

Her heart he did not own, but only had it on lease.
For he was but one officer, and she loved all the police.

[Angie]

Everyone watches the speed limit
When they see someone else get a ticket.

[Christa VG]

Or else smile with malicious glee,
That the copper did not catch me.

[Ryan]

Kiss chasey sometimes left her puffed.
With her 5-0 friend it left her cuffed.

[Guy]

As she had asked he cuffed her gently on the left cheek
She smiled at his touch but let her moons speak.

[Alex]

He took her response as a welcome advance,
Convinced that he was in with a chance.

[C. J., Cool yet firm like ice]

Teenagers think it's all about them
but it's kind of a good thing; "the" future they'll tread!

[Angie]

Once reached, adult cynicism is hard to shake;
enjoy the teenage vanity while it's yours to take

[M]

I might have been cured of vanity
if the universe weren’t all about me.

[Angie]

How could it not be about me?
I'm the only thing I see

[M]

Helen wondered, her head on her elbow propped,
why it wasn’t only the clocks that had stopped.

[M]

The class awaited Mr. Chambers’ return,
and what happened next, they never did learn.

[Angie]

The class would have learned little if he'd stayed,
because all the young men were fixed on the new girl, Jade

[Anne]

Jade readied her blade
And used it on Sade.