World Record for Longest Human Toss (toe horror thread)

[RandomAnthony]

http://www.break.com/index/world-reco...

So...who can we toss in an attempt to break this record? Who's kind of short?

eyes Sally

[Sarah]

For the record, I thought the topic was "world record for longest human TOES."

[Félix]

Run Sally!

[[deleted user]]

Where's the ficus when you need it Sally?

[Sally, la reina]

As long as you toss me to somewhere where there are lots of sandy beaches and margaritas I'll willingly go.

[Sally, la reina]

Ok, I just watched the link.


I'm not being tossed. Unless you're wearing those little blue pants.

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

Ouch, that looks painful for the tossee.

Anyhow, there's no tossing allowed in the coffee house. We don't want to spill the beans.

[Chloe]

Sarah Pi wrote: "For the record, I thought the topic was "world record for longest human TOES." "

I thought the same thing, Sarah, and didn't want to click on this thread because I thought I would see some freaky long finger-toes.

[Félix]

That's just sick.

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

What IS the record for longest human toes? There must BE one...

[Félix]

I think Uma Thurman has them.

[Sally, la reina]

Dunno, but I just saw that the lady with the longest human fingernails just had hers broken in a car accident.

[[deleted user]]

Uma Thurman does have long toes. Lovely, long toes. Lovely, long toes that I could suck on for hours and hours and hours...

Okay, I'll stop now.

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

Eww, Gus.

[[deleted user]]

What? What's so eww about toe-sucking? It's not like Uma's toes are dipped in pigshit.

[Sarah]

Fingertoes?

[Félix]

Creepy, Sarah Pi. Creepy.

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

You don't know where those toes have been, Gus.
And, hours?

[[deleted user]]

That is creepy Sarah, I can't believe that Gus would want anything to do with those.

[Sarah]

Larry - It's much easier to creep on fingertoes.

[Félix]

I didn't think of that. But of course.

[RandomAnthony]

I'm not being tossed. Unless you're wearing those little blue pants.

That made me laugh hard enough to disturb my kids from their video games.

And then the finger-toes creeped me out.

I can't make my mind up on Uma. I mean, her entire package. Not the toes.

[Félix]

I am also Uma ambivalent.

[Kevin]

i thought you could only throw a *insert politically incorrect word for vertically challenged individual* to hold this record?

[Sarah]

Randy Newman was right? Short people got no reason to live -- except as human cannonballs.

[[deleted user]]

Geez, not THOSE toes!

[Sarah]

Randy Newman's?

[Kevin]

wasn't there a dwarf tossing seen on one of the Lord Of The Rings movies where one of the hero guys threw the little dwarf dude (tossing style) into the crowd of mutated orc monsters?

[Sally, la reina]

Short people got no reason to live -- except as human cannonballs.


Dude! I'm only 5'2"!

[Kevin]

[loading gunpowder into cannon barrel:]

[Sarah]

Sally -- don't blame me. Blame Randy Newman.

[Félix]

Randy Newman's short, too.