Things Bodice Ripper Heroes and Heroines Would Never Say

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"I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine."

--Steve Morgan, Sweet Savage Love

Any others? :P

[Sandi *~The Pirate Wench~*]

Karla (Mossy Love Grotto) wrote: ""I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine."

--Steve Morgan, Sweet Savage Love

Any others? :P"

It's been so long since I read the book..really? Did he say that? Well what was the author thinking Ha!
Now when I read a BR book III pay more attention..good thread Karla Im sure there are many :D

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Oh, it's things they WOULDN'T say, not in a million years.

[Mermarie]

"Hey baby, I wanna take you home to meet my mother."

Sean Culhane, Stormfire

LOL, that hurts to even mouthpiece.

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Ouch. :P

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"That's OK, I know you didn't mean anything by it. I overreacted. We cool?"

--Domenico, The Silver Devil

[Mermarie]

"I was thin, gaunt and underwhelming before I became a smuggler." LOL

Thomas, This Other Eden

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"I am shocked, shocked! to find opium smoking going on here!"

--Edward Eden, The Prince of Eden

[Mermarie]

LOL, those are fantastic, ladies. I haven't read Prince of Eden yet, but I found the Women of Eden ebook online, by my surprise!


"You know, I should dig up all the people I half-ass buried and give them a proper burial."

--Thomas, This Other Eden

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"I don't understand why some women bounce from marriage to marriage. One was enough for me."

--Skye O'Malley

[Willow]

Karla (Mossy Love Grotto) wrote: ""That's OK, I know you didn't mean anything by it. I overreacted. We cool?"

--Domenico, The Silver Devil"

This one keeps cracking me up, because Domenico is never cool about anything. LOLOL


I've got another he would never say.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.

--Domenico, The Silver Devil

[Kit★]

"Darling, your virginity is a precious gift. I intend to go gently with you, and I live only to pleasure you."

Dominic, Wicked Loving Lies

[Lisa - (Aussie Girl)]

"You're feeling a bit under the weather, Darling. Go and have a lie down and I'll make you a nice cup of tea"

Any hero, any book...

[Lisa - (Aussie Girl)]

" I LOVE all your macho, BS..."

Ginny Brandon to Steve Morgan Sweet Savage Love

[Mermarie]

LOL, damn GR and its inability to update properly!!

Ever been up late, with the whole Trojan woman's battery required man commercials come on? And the husband is all doing dishes, housework, taking her out on shoe shopping sprees, etc? LOL..imagine one of these heroes doing that. *cackle*

[Willow]

"It's alright, my darling, erectile dysfunction can happen to anyone."

Any heroine, any book...

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"I'll be honest from the get-go and tell her I speak English."

--Grey Eagle, Savage Ecstasy and Defiant Ecstasy

(Two books, TWO BOOKS, we went through that song and dance about miscommunication!! Arrgh, still makes me wanna rip my hair out.)

[Lisa - (Aussie Girl)]

I love you in that modest, demure dress, the one with the buttons up to the neck which i would gently and respectfully undo without causing any rips or tears while asking your permission to deflower you...

Any hero, any book.

[Lisa - (Aussie Girl)]

Mia wrote: "You complete me :)"

Good one. HAHAHAH.

[Mermarie]

"Will you check me for ticks?"
--Rogan Peregrine, The Taming by Jude Deveraux


"That's not a genital wart, it's a skin tag!"
--Rogan Peregrine, The Taming by Jude Deveraux


"I only bathe when I can't distinguish your stank from the rest of my trollops."
--Rogan Peregrine, The Taming by Jude Deveraux

"Want to pop the lice eggs in my beard?"
--Rogan Peregrine, The Taming by Jude Deveraux

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*dies* :,D

[Mermarie]

ROFL...I'm sorry, I'm better at morbidity than approval. -.-


"That's not a boil, it's a third testicle."
--Rogan Peregrine, The Taming by Jude Deveraux

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This was the wrong time to be eating peanut butter out of the jar. *chokes*

[Caz]

Mermarie wrote: ""Will you check me for ticks?"
--Rogan Peregrine, The Taming by Jude Deveraux


"That's not a genital wart, it's a skin tag!"
--Rogan Peregrine, The Taming by Jude Deveraux


"I only bathe when I ..."

Crying here...

[Mermarie]

"I am totally turned off now that I'd discovered that you're my sister."
-Liam Stormfire by Christine Monson

[Willow]

At sometime I must read Stormfire.

Yeah, an' I like my women just a little on the trashy side,
When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed.
Too much lipstick an' er too much rouge,
Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused.

Is it just me or are almost the heroines virgins.

[Mermarie]

Willowfaerie wrote: "Yeah, an' I like my women just a little on the trashy side,
When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed.
Too much lipstick an' er too much rouge,
Gets me excited, leaves me fee..."

LMFAO...oh god, if I wasn't from the backhills, I would have never recognized that song. ;D

[Mermarie]

"You know..we should totally wait like 24hrs, two hours, or 15 minutes for your wounds/vagina to heal before we sexors."

Philip - Wicked Loving Lies by Rosemary Rogers

[Willow]

Mermarie wrote: "LMFAO...oh god, if I wasn't from the backhills, I would have never recognized that song. ;D

I love Confederate Railroad, and I don't even listen to country music that much.

[Willow]

Mermarie wrote: ""You know..we should totally wait like 24hrs, two hours, or 15 minutes for your wounds/vagina to heal before we sexors."

Philip - Wicked Loving Lies by Rosemary Rogers"

Philip was a piece of work wasn't he? I still think that is one of the most WTF scenes in a book I've ever read. LOL

[Mermarie]

Mine too....I was like;



But at least we fixed his whole impotent problem. :) LMAO

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I read that scene twice because I could not believe it. :D