What, you can't pee in your own front yard?

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http://www.kgw.com/news/off-beat?fId=...

I say he's three, are you really accountable at three?

As for you grownups, can you pee in your own BACK yard? If it's fenced?

What's the real crime here? The peeing or the willy out?

[Félix]

Willy Wonka.

[[deleted user]]

Willy Wonka pees in his front yard?

[Susan]

Violet, your turning violet.

[[deleted user]]

She deserved it.

[Félix]

Judge Amy.

[Susan]

Amelia wrote: "Willy Wonka pees in his front yard?"

Are you kidding me? WW probably peed all over that factory!

[[deleted user]]

As good as Judy?

[Félix]

Much better.

[[deleted user]]

It was a candy factory...surely there were health inspectors?

We're the Oompa Loompas peeling in that edible grass? That might leak into the ground chocolate...

[[deleted user]]

Yes!

*does the appropriate hand motion*

[Susan]

The inspectors were most likely Oompa Loompas...

[Chris]

Dare I say that this topic.....takes the piss?

I'm such a cheeky bastard ;)

[[deleted user]]

You are, but thats why we like you.

[Phil]

Augustus Gloop peed in the chocolate river.

[Susan]

What?

How about,"It tastes like mash potatoes."

[Susan]

oh man.