TWO FACED BOTCH

[Emily :3]

Ok so there is this girl in my school, oddly enough the SAME damn one Giulia is talking about... Anyways, I noe this is horrible but: We used to be best friends in 5th grade and we did like everything together. And we were sooo excited tht we were going to the same middle school! But! Everything changed... u see Im not the HOT TOPIC kinda girl like she is, so we stuck togethor for the first week more or less but then she realized iff she wanted the boyz and the constant posse of friends... shes gotta dump me like a cold potatoe (or wuz it hot potatoe?) and dats exactly wut she did. For a year and a half the only things she said to me wuz:
"What do u want?!?!" and: "I need a dollar" OR my personal favorite, "Get me a spoon" Yup, BUT THEN CHRISTMAS CAME ALONG and the minute she saw me handing out my presents she acted as if we were best friends... being all clingy saying, "hey Emily... Wheres my present I thought were were bffs forever!" AGH SHE is Such a *@#$^

[[deleted user]]

didnt u introduce me to her at the 6th grade orientation?
(cuz i saw u again since we were partners at the interview)
i have a strange faint memory of that...

p.s. honey...cold potato? u deserve WAY better than that
(name) doesn't know what shes missing

[[deleted user]]

ugh WHOA WHOA WHOA.
did she seriously tell u to get her a spoon?
servant much?
god i want to SHOOT HER.

[Emily :3]

hehehe.. I have plans.. (DId tht sound too devilish?)
IDK why ppl were eva friends wit her... And yah I did introduce her to u... sorry lol it wuz the beginning of a VERY long nite mare

[[deleted user]]

iz ok hun

[[deleted user]]

and yes, that did sound quite devilish

[Anna]

get a spoon, burrow a dollar... i feel ur pain emmy. even when we werre "friends" i ttly got that 2..... grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...........

[Emily :3]

thanks Anna! but why would I get a spoon?

[[deleted user]]

u wudnt. she was saying how (name) was making u get a spoon

[Emily :3]

Oh... I'm oblivious to these things... haha when anna sed that I put a spoon into my back pack to give to her tomorrow.. hahaha nvm!

[Anna]

OMGGGG I LOVE YOU SOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH IT IS INSANE IM CRACKING UP EMILYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Emily :3]

hahaha... hey! u never no when a spoon can come in handy!

[[deleted user]]

LMAO I LOVE U GUYS BOTH!!!!!!

[Emily :3]

XD