Jane Austen discussion
Extras & Just for fun
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Places for figuratively teaming up and slapping characters we dislike!
Slapping Mary Eliot. Oh my goodness, she is one of the most irritating character I have come across.
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*slaps her round the face!*
Haha I don't even know her! Which book is she in? Ah well... *trips her over and laughs* :D
Becca she is in Persuasion, she is a first class idiot followed by her bitch sister Elizabeth.
Haha, thanks, I couldn't quite remember - I have read Persuasion, but only once a while ago, I'm going to read it again soon. :) So thanks!Whenever anyone's up for it, and we're finished slapping Mary, I still think Willoughby needs to be here somewhere...
A huge grin came on my face when you mention Willoughby, hehe. Just do not bruise him that bad, haha.
*evil laugh**taps Willoughby on shoulder, he turns around, I slap him across face*
:D Can't wait till Soph see's this.
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HAHAHA your comments about Willoughby made me laugh! And then I saw you said wait ti I see it hahaha
Sorry Marren - I can't promise anything! ;) look away if you so wish! ;) or start another one with a different character to take your mind off our one ;) I will be involved in more than one! ;)
*taps Willoughby on the other shoulder whilst he is rubbing his painfully slapped face and BAM! Slaps the other side!* :D
(Lucy Steele will have her turn soon! Among many others!)
:D I love this thread it makes me laugh so much!*taps Willoughby on other shoulder while he's rubbing his other cheek (I think he knows whats coming :D) and kicks his legs out from underneath him*
(Haha, I'm up for Lucy Steele :D )
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"good morning my dear Miss Steele. I hope I find you well?" *Lucy walks over, directly into my trap... :D *evil laugh inside my head* *
*Steps on the back of Lucy Steele's skirt* :D *evil laugh*
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"whoops, sorry, that was terribly clumsy of me" ;D
*laughs, **accidentally** drops a glass of water on her* :D
I am so glad I am not Lucy Steele, I cannot remember severely disliking her though. I will revisit the book soon.
:D When you have revisited it, if you dislike her as much as us you can join in!
Oh sure, I will, if I find the need :D
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*picks up a towel and looks to be passing it to Lucy, but then I pass it to Becca who got a little splattered when she poured the glass in Lucy! ;) *
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*Laughs again and thanks Soph. Use the towel to dab at myself and then drop it on Lucy's face* :D
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"How dare you do that to me you little..."
*walks towards us, but slips on the remaining water and falls out the window I happened to open ;) *
*Becca and I fall on the floor, laughing!*
LOL Soph, that was inventive! I almost (emphasis on almost) feel sorry for her! :D*Lucy is sitting outside in a bush, and me and Soph dump an extra bucket of water on her for good measure, and then shut the window and give each other high fives*
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*thinking we are on a role we decide to get a coffee to celebrate, but who should we meet walking through the streets to the cafe but...
*Walking down the street, arms linked, we meet none other than Fanny Dashwood!* P.S. Sorry for the late reply, my notifications are a bit odd lately, they only show some of my updates. :(
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*spying Fanny, I give Becca a cheeky look*
*finds a small stone* * throws it to the side of Fanny, causing her to look to the right*
*i throw a second stone. She looks to the left.*
*then I throw quite a few of them in front of her, causing her to trip.*
"whoops!"
*Gives Soph a cheeky look back, and runs forward as if to catch Fanny, instead **accidentally** pushes her sideways so she lands face first in a pile of horse crap on the street.*
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* then I spread it all over Fanny, so when she looks up, she is covered in straw as well!*
*I tut-tut and pull out a handkerchief, looking like I'm going to help clean her up, but instead I slap her with it, and it sticks to the stuff on her face.*
I would gladly step to not slap Fanny but give her an upper cut and a rock bottom. * I am dead serious*
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*leaving Fanny, for once,speechless, a horse then walks past and beginning eating the straw from her face, sending us into fits of Laughter!*
...and I lol so hard. *whew* I severely dislike people who deliberately deprived people of a comfortable living. Urgghh! How could John be so vunerable! Slaps John silly. He bows in shame.
*bursts into fits of uncontrollable giggles, hanging onto Soph for support*Lol Marren, me too, me too - *slaps John even more*
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*asks John why he was such a silly man and cares for no one but himself and his son in such a way to scare him and make him cower, and then I stick a bucket on his head for good measure (which was handily on the road!)*
:)*Starts tapping the bucket with a stick, and it is metal so it rings loudly*
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Where's Wickham? I need to speak to him.
Haha, OK*See's Wickham walking into a shop nearby, grins evilly*
Wait, Becca! I want to speak to him first. I have this speech all written out and I don't want you to spoil it.
Hey Wickham, I would like to speak with you a moment. *calls out to Wickham in a sugary voice*
Haha, don't worry, I was waiting - I do want to see what you have to say, it sounds like it would be interesting.*walks after Anna, lifting my skirts to avoid mess left by beating up Fanny, wanting to see how this turns out*
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lol, oh dear Soph. I waiting to hear what Anne has to say to Wickham :D hmmm
Soph wrote: "*spying Wickham coming out of the shop with Anna (!) I then spot Becca lurking behind with a very mischievous look on her face so I sneakily sidle to join Becca to find out what's going on, and to ..."hahaha lol
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*links arms with Soph, whispering excitedly about Anne's upcoming speech to Wickham*
Whilst I am waiting for Anne, I have serious beef with Emma Woodhouse. yes, I bet no one would join me but I lay the slappeth down on her. Indeed.
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Round one ;)