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Troll Spam Has Driven Us Into Amelia's Last Resort Vault!
You go, Bun!
I refuse to click or read anything about the man/jerk/obsessively annoying self-promoter.
I refuse to click or read anything about the man/jerk/obsessively annoying self-promoter.

http://www.goodreads.com/topic/show/1...
BunWat wrote: "I will now make myself crystal clear Mr whoever the heck you are. You may not talk about Ed Wagemann any longer. I don't care if he wins the lottery or gets eaten by a bear. I don't want to hear..."
Ed, do you realize that being a total schmuck does not really help with self promotion? Especially in here. At this point, if your work was the
LAST
thing on this planet left to read I would close my eyes and make up my own story. I will never click one of your links and I will never read any of your crap, let alone pay for it.
*Hugs Jammies with tears in her eyes*

*adds marshmallows and cocoa to the vault, and some sterno*
*adds Jammies to paint all of our nails*
*adds internet link so Jammies can still talk to us*
*adds internet link so Jammies can still talk to us*
(All of em? It's gonna be squishy, but okay!)
*breaks out the floor pillows, extra blankets, air mattresses and a couple scented candles to kill the potential funk*
*breaks out the floor pillows, extra blankets, air mattresses and a couple scented candles to kill the potential funk*

I think this thread needs a title change! "Amelia's Last Resort Vault" has a nice ring to it, doncha think?
Jammies wrote: "It's a superbig vault, 'melia.
I think this thread needs a title change! "Amelia's Last Resort Vault" has a nice ring to it, doncha think?"
:)
I think this thread needs a title change! "Amelia's Last Resort Vault" has a nice ring to it, doncha think?"
:)
Jammies, just make sure there's a ficus for Felarry.
I remember. It's been a while, but I remember very well.
Cynthia, as I recall, has NO problem putting Larry behind the ficus.
Cynthia, as I recall, has NO problem putting Larry behind the ficus.
Heiders, you're AWESOME and would be invited to the vault with or without Larry and the ficus. If you want to abuse Larry while you're there...by all means.
*Removes TV so LG won't vomit on us*
*Removes TV so LG won't vomit on us*
Oh, Carol! YES!! And, cards.
I get a little competitive at the games...just a warning. If we play Risk, you're all going DOWN!!!
I get a little competitive at the games...just a warning. If we play Risk, you're all going DOWN!!!

Mr. Amy isn't very...keen on games. I've taught him to play Cribbage a dozen times and he always forgets. The guy watches quantum physics lectures for fun, but he can't remember how to count by two's? It's selective, I've decided. It's my only real thing I wish he did/liked or whatever. I don't want to say "The one thing I would change", but kinda. I LOVE GAMES!!
He bought me Risk our first Christmas together. We played it and I kicked his butt with much trash talk and a wee bit of gloating. He was a little...surprised. I'm normally pretty quiet and generally very mild mannered.
He bought me Risk our first Christmas together. We played it and I kicked his butt with much trash talk and a wee bit of gloating. He was a little...surprised. I'm normally pretty quiet and generally very mild mannered.
I must admit games totally bore me. Except Trivial Pursuit, and that quickly becomes boring once you've seen all the cards.
Best game EVER was when I beat Nick at Trivial Pursuit on a Hockey question!
(Nick was my buddy who went to England with me the first time...From Commack, Long Island, N.Y. who grew up with a dad who was a sports writer covering the NY Islanders NHL team. As a kid he used to be a sort of mascot. He would wear his coon-skin cap to every home game and the guys would rub it before they hit the ice. Hockey players are RIDICULOUSLY superstitious.)
He picked "sports" as my final question category, sure that I would botch it. Ha!
(Nick was my buddy who went to England with me the first time...From Commack, Long Island, N.Y. who grew up with a dad who was a sports writer covering the NY Islanders NHL team. As a kid he used to be a sort of mascot. He would wear his coon-skin cap to every home game and the guys would rub it before they hit the ice. Hockey players are RIDICULOUSLY superstitious.)
He picked "sports" as my final question category, sure that I would botch it. Ha!
I think Mr. Amy agrees with you, LG. I once tried to make him play Scrabble with me and he just kept going, "We have to use
them all
?" "Can't we just say you won?" Where's the fun in that? No challenge.
Scrabble bores me to tears.
I do occasionally enjoy crossword puzzles. There's also a totally mindless computer game in a German newspaper that I do when I'm feeling stressed.
I do occasionally enjoy crossword puzzles. There's also a totally mindless computer game in a German newspaper that I do when I'm feeling stressed.
LOVE scrabble. Wait, it's my go in the game with Jim!
*runs off to play some tiles*
*runs off to play some tiles*

Never heard of it, Tom. Give us the basics?
http://www.goodreads.com/topic/show/1...