It Doesn't Make Sense!!

[Audrey]

I zip holler you phone yarn.

[Ethan]

don't you go and chattboom my chizz bang! I know that you didn't just gabblehorn my kaboomshay!

[Ethan]

Oh, you did just tibshosh the grabthab!!!!

[Audrey]

If funeral bowl spoon the box, then book was over on moon man? Surface.

[[deleted user]]

Alexis wrote: "This one's simple, too. Just write down a sentence that doesn't make sense.

Example: We home for alone once today."

((Is this just random words))

[[deleted user]]

((Part of that could be a tongue twister!))

[[deleted user]]

I can't even say it once!

[[deleted user]]

*laughing in my head*

[[deleted user]]

The bloody chuffing watch banging bloody head thief chuffing pages.

[Ethan]

Shambhawi wrote: "Alexis wrote: "Haha! Here's a tongue-twister for you--try saying "Irish Wristwatch" three times fast. If you don't end up saying Irish Wishwash, I'll be impressed. It took me two weeks to perfect s..."

first try, I accidentally did it seven times.....

[[deleted user]]

My black buffer is banging the boop in the burn bunsen beard.

[Ethan]

hey, y'alls are gonna flooglehorn the whizzbang, and then I'll have to clean up a purple penguin with a green sooztire. so come on people, just hittlerub the grafoofledeedoofledeeflooflebrag already, and start beedonking.

[Ethan]

first try. that one's easy.

[Isabella]

'Thrusts his fists against the posts,' Lex. 'Slams' is too easy to say.

[[deleted user]]

Holey hole swallow me up hole blank shovel dig whoops I died

[Ethan]

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[Ethan]

too easy. I got that one too. Try saying 'toy boat' five times fast.

[[deleted user]]

It's quite easy to say actually. But try this:


Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now, See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See's saw
Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed
Soar's seesaw.
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
just because See's saw sawed
Soar's seesaw.

[Isabella]

Ooh, these are good. I could say 'toy boat' five times, but the saw one killed me. Why don't we have a tongue-twister thread?

[[deleted user]]

That would be fun!

[[deleted user]]

I always end up saying "toy boyte".

[[deleted user]]

King boy king loony idiotic weirdo haha oops I think no not but BYE

[Ethan]

herro peoples of gooznar, I am bonhaz, the supreme chancelor of grahtag. I hereby decree that all whizzwoodles and sitchbings shall be prohibited in all of Kolinar!!!!! this decree is FINAL!! hem hem haw, and a weedle waddle woo, good night to the women and good day to the men.

[[deleted user]]

Cliche, Mr. Original. Of course, but, there you cannot. However, smelling no is not.

[Ethan]

one dark day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.

A deaf policemen heard the noise,
He came and shot the two dead boys.
If you don't believe this lie is true,
then ask the blind man, he saw it too.

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Ladies and jellybeans,
I come before you to stand behind you
to tell you something I know nothing about.
Last evening there will be a Mother's meeting for Fathers only.
Seating is free, you pay at the door,
grab a seat and sit on the floor.
It doesn't matter where you sit,
the gallery man is sure to spit.
The topic of the evening will be the foor corners of the round table.

[[deleted user]]

Intricately NOT MAKING ANY SENSE! That's almost a poem. Bravo!

[Ethan]

Thanks, but I can't take credit for it, I heard it from my dad.

[Elevetha]

MY dad showed me the first one too!!!

[Elevetha]

βιβλιοφάγος (a.k.a. Cat) wrote: "It's quite easy to say actually. But try this:


Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now, See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See's ..."

Oh, that's easy!! I can say that out loud. But toy boat? Nope.

[Elevetha]

Lippity lips scream beyond the sound barrier.

[Ethan]

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[Elevetha]

Purple!!! Aliens don't wear hats, you fool!!!!!!!!

[Diogo]

Elevetha wrote: "Purple!!! Aliens don't wear hats, you fool!!!!!!!!"

Oh but they do, given the rise of the cheese not follow you.

[Elevetha]

That cheese don't know colby jack from cheddar.

[Diogo]

cheddar shenanigans, all I care for are the robot bases.

[Jack Frost, Jaquelyn, Jackie: {The empress of winter; The lonely white wolf }, Champion of the Undead]

cats eat rainbow crayons.

[Imarsh]

Let us be able to able and willing.

[Shae]

If there was a dragon behind me, I would tip my hat and watch the dolphins fall out.
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Is it possible to forget that you've forgotten what you already forgot? I forget.
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A tree won the Olympic metal for hula hooping.

[Ethan]

pickles are delightful, nearly as grotesque as a grumbly is short.

[Ethan]

HI.

[Ethan]

you know, sometimes I feel like I'm walking in a maze, but then sometimes it's more like a corridor, wait, that doesn't make sense, but never mind, it does. How long have you been standing there? I've been here for about a year, thanks, I have lost weight, racoons can do that to you. So how're the kids? Oh, the dog ate the cheese, that's too bad. I feel like it's my fault, wait, what? Moons falling, child, I can't see nothing wrong with that, can you? I know, but we try not to talk about him. You do, do you? Well, I'll fangirl with you over that silly duck. Yeah. It's fun, I know, well, I guess I'll be seeing you, BYE NOW!!!!!!1!!!!

[Ruby]

yam taste funny HI on the upside down IM TIERD fish cat