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message 51: by Allison (new)

Allison (allibean) | 321 comments LOL I really hope you are telling the truth because that is awesome.


message 52: by Badgerlord, Marquis de Badger (last edited Dec 03, 2012 09:47PM) (new)

Badgerlord | 727 comments Mod
It is true actually. Unfortunately, Minton died a while ago. Soon, though, I will be getting a cat called 'Doom'.


message 53: by Allison (new)

Allison (allibean) | 321 comments You are good at naming cats. My cats are named Summer, Tabitha and Samantha. I had one called Midnight but she died when I was little. She was my favorite.


message 54: by Badgerlord, Marquis de Badger (last edited Dec 03, 2012 10:01PM) (new)

Badgerlord | 727 comments Mod
The ability to name cats is possible the lamest superpower ever.

"What is your power, 'Cat-namer'?"
"Ah, you see my friend, it's kind of in the name,"

I like cats, though, and sympathise with your loss.


message 55: by Allison (new)

Allison (allibean) | 321 comments Thank you.


message 56: by Monkeyduels (new)

Monkeyduels | 404 comments Kggelen wrote: "Shuttlecock? Please tell me you're kidding."

What do you mean? "Shuttlecock" is actually what they are called. In Canada people either say shuttlecock or birdie. Most usually birdie. My mom is from South Africa and she says shuttlecock. I say birdie.


message 57: by Badgerlord, Marquis de Badger (new)

Badgerlord | 727 comments Mod
It's shuttlecock in Australia and most of Europe, to the best of my knowlege.


message 58: by Badgerlord, Marquis de Badger (new)

Badgerlord | 727 comments Mod
Cultural differences usually are.


ℂᖺαᖇᒪἷ℮ ⊰1017 &Tardis⊱ (charlie_awesome) | 376 comments Badgerlord wrote: "ℂᖺαᖇᒪἷ℮-ωα ⊰♡1017 & ♡ Tardis!⊱ wrote: "Badgerlord wrote: "Arrghh! Village. People. Stuck. In . Head! Please. Make. It. Stop..."

....IT'S FRIDAY FRIDAY GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY.

You're welcome."
..."


Good thing I have no family.


ℂᖺαᖇᒪἷ℮ ⊰1017 &Tardis⊱ (charlie_awesome) | 376 comments At the sunset, a bunch of octopuses are sitting at the eastern horizon. When the sun goes down they get really scared. They start inking and chase the sun across the sky to the west, which is why the sky turns black from east to west.


message 61: by Rinasa1234 (new)

Rinasa1234 | 661 comments It's not a bird, Americans say birdie. Although I have heard people say shuttle. Not shuttlecock, but just plain shuttle.


message 62: by Monkeyduels (new)

Monkeyduels | 404 comments ℂᖺαᖇᒪἷ℮-ωα ⊰♡1017 & ♡ Tardis!⊱ wrote: "At the sunset, a bunch of octopuses are sitting at the eastern horizon. When the sun goes down they get really scared. They start inking and chase the sun across the sky to the west, which is why t..."

Finally! An explanation!


message 63: by Laszlo, The Professor (new)

Laszlo (steampunk) | 1849 comments Mod
I had a half day at school today.


message 64: by Badgerlord, Marquis de Badger (new)

Badgerlord | 727 comments Mod
I've been on holidays for the last week or so.


message 65: by Rinasa1234 (new)

Rinasa1234 | 661 comments I don't have anything. Just school.


message 66: by Monkeyduels (new)

Monkeyduels | 404 comments Why do you get a holiday Badgerlord?


message 67: by Badgerlord, Marquis de Badger (new)

Badgerlord | 727 comments Mod
Well, private school, so I get two extra weeks to most schools in my area, and I'm not sure how holidays compare internationally.


message 68: by Rinasa1234 (new)

Rinasa1234 | 661 comments I don't get off until December 21 and get back around January 2 or 3.


message 69: by Badgerlord, Marquis de Badger (new)

Badgerlord | 727 comments Mod
ℂᖺαᖇᒪἷ℮-ωα ⊰♡1017 & ♡ Tardis!⊱ wrote: "Badgerlord wrote: "ℂᖺαᖇᒪἷ℮-ωα ⊰♡1017 & ♡ Tardis!⊱ wrote: "Badgerlord wrote: "Arrghh! Village. People. Stuck. In . Head! Please. Make. It. Stop..."

....IT'S FRIDAY FRIDAY GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY. ..."


All you hold dear includes friends as well.


message 70: by Laszlo, The Professor (new)

Laszlo (steampunk) | 1849 comments Mod
You are Charlie's friend on Goodreads.


message 71: by Badgerlord, Marquis de Badger (new)

Badgerlord | 727 comments Mod
Hmmm.... Hadn't considered that. Oh well, I doubt Charlie holds me dear when compared to other friends, so I should be safe.


message 72: by Monkeyduels (new)

Monkeyduels | 404 comments I never get holidays unless my mom is sick or tired and even then we have to do some kind of field study or something. :(


ℂᖺαᖇᒪἷ℮ ⊰1017 &Tardis⊱ (charlie_awesome) | 376 comments Badgerlord wrote: "Hmmm.... Hadn't considered that. Oh well, I doubt Charlie holds me dear when compared to other friends, so I should be safe."

I hold you very dearly among my friends :)


message 75: by Badgerlord, Marquis de Badger (new)

Badgerlord | 727 comments Mod
✮ Ї'м Йоt Шєїґd, Ї'м Gїftєd ღ ~ Йцмєу ☮ wrote: "Okay...what do I explain?"

It's your choice. Just make something up.


message 76: by Badgerlord, Marquis de Badger (new)

Badgerlord | 727 comments Mod
ℂᖺαᖇᒪἷ℮-ωα ⊰♡1017 & ♡ Tardis!⊱ wrote: "Badgerlord wrote: "Hmmm.... Hadn't considered that. Oh well, I doubt Charlie holds me dear when compared to other friends, so I should be safe."

I hold you very dearly among my friends :)"


Why thank you. Unless your trying to tangle me in my own curse, in which case; well played, cunning one.


ℂᖺαᖇᒪἷ℮ ⊰1017 &Tardis⊱ (charlie_awesome) | 376 comments Not tricking you. :p You're my bestie.


message 78: by Badgerlord, Marquis de Badger (new)

Badgerlord | 727 comments Mod
:)


❄️ Propertea Of Frostea ❄️ Bitter SnoBerry ❄ (berrynumey) Badgerlord wrote: "✮ Ї'м Йоt Шєїґd, Ї'м Gїftєd ღ ~ Йцмєу ☮ wrote: "Okay...what do I explain?"

It's your choice. Just make something up."


Give me a thing to explain about.....I'm blank XD


message 80: by Badgerlord, Marquis de Badger (new)

Badgerlord | 727 comments Mod
Why are so many giraffes homosexual? Why does the 'tetris effect' work? Why do I forget where I left my shoes, but never forget how to walk? Why does the flow of time change depending on your altitude?

All of these are real facts phrased as questions, by the way. Pick one.


message 81: by Laszlo, The Professor (new)

Laszlo (steampunk) | 1849 comments Mod
Why do I forget where I left my shoes, but never forget how to walk?
Because shoes are not part of evolution.


message 82: by Monkeyduels (last edited Dec 12, 2012 08:34AM) (new)

Monkeyduels | 404 comments Does anyone know why the female lionesses have to do all the work? BTW Lazlo I put the "female" part there for emphasis, so don't freak!


❄️ Propertea Of Frostea ❄️ Bitter SnoBerry ❄ (berrynumey) Yes, Monkeyduels, I know that. The lions are just plain lazy and the lioness hunt in the most times. The lions come only when there is bigger prey like a giraffe...


message 84: by Laszlo, The Professor (new)

Laszlo (steampunk) | 1849 comments Mod
BTW Lazlo I put the "female" part there for emphasis, so don't freak!

What do you mean? Why would I freak?


message 85: by Badgerlord, Marquis de Badger (last edited Dec 12, 2012 04:55PM) (new)

Badgerlord | 727 comments Mod
✮ Ї'м Йоt Шєїґd, Ї'м Gїftєd ღ ~ Йцмєу ☮ wrote: "Yes, Monkeyduels, I know that. The lions are just plain lazy and the lioness hunt in the most times. The lions come only when there is bigger prey like a giraffe..."

And also they defend the pride against other lions. Interestingly, a lion's mane falls out when he loses a fight, so if a lion has an exceptional luxurious mane, it shows that you shouldn't mess with him; he doesn't lose.


❄️ Propertea Of Frostea ❄️ Bitter SnoBerry ❄ (berrynumey) Badgerlord wrote: "✮ Ї'м Йоt Шєїґd, Ї'м Gїftєd ღ ~ Йцмєу ☮ wrote: "Yes, Monkeyduels, I know that. The lions are just plain lazy and the lioness hunt in the most times. The lions come only when there is bigger prey l..."

Yes, that is correct. Also older lions have black noses, while the younger ones have pink.


message 87: by Badgerlord, Marquis de Badger (new)

Badgerlord | 727 comments Mod
Have you seen they have recently confirmed a new species of lion? It's mane goes right to it's stomach.


message 90: by Badgerlord, Marquis de Badger (new)

Badgerlord | 727 comments Mod
http://io9.com/5963550/new-species-of...

It's also darker than a regular mane.

?


message 93: by [deleted user] (new)

Lionesses like dark maned lions because dark manes show that they are dominant, healthy and strong.


message 95: by Badgerlord, Marquis de Badger (new)

Badgerlord | 727 comments Mod
Kimba, the white lion...


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