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Out back in the Outback; 90th Hunger Games Arena!
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*All walk on stage*
Caesar; So guys, I hear Josh is one of Jess's favourites this year. How does that make you feel?
Sid; hateful
Caesar; Oh, why?
Harvy; Don't mind my dad, he hates everything.
Caesar; Sid, is that true?
Sid; I like your hair. Wait no, I hate it. Does the carpet match the drapes...? ;)
Caesar; Um... Well... I... What?
Sid; I SAID, does the carpet match the-
Caesar; I heard you the first time! Wow. Okay. You have problems. So, Harvy, you're just a yongun! How old are you?
Harvy; I'm 8.
*Crowd goes AWWWH! Sid scowls and flips the bird*
Caesar; So, what do you think of Dear Joshua? He's a bit scary.
Harvy; No he's not! He's the best big brother ever, he's so nice to me, and he helps me find and collect dead animals! *smiles a gap toothed grin* and he cooks me rice when dad's out hating ladies all night.
Caesar; wow this family is so screwed up... So, Sid, wanna give us a list of things you hate?
Sid; I hate you, I hate this audience, I hate the games, I hate Josh, I hate this little pest here *points at Harvy*, I hate GM Jess, I hate Panem, I hate ALL the districts, I hate the capitol, I hate people, I hate parties, I hate food, I hate alcohol, I hate everything. Especially my dead wife.
Caesar; Why do you hate her?
Sid; Well, I didn't used to hate her, she was pretty hot, and man she was ca-razy in the sack, I mean once she took her leg and twisted it all the way around my neck, and then licked all the way down my-
Caesar; Okay, that's enough... After all this IS a kid's show. Sort of ;) Cut to the chase. Why do you hate her?
Sid; Oh, because she let Josh kill her. She loved him too much. Man she was weak.
Caesar; Oh my!
Sid; Man you're wimpy. You just moved up to number seven on my hate list. You're stupid.
Caesar; Thanks for sharing *rolls eyes*
Sid; WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?! *gets up and stomps over to caesar's seat, leaning into his face and breathing heavily*
Caesar; Are you... trying to unzip my pants?
Sid;....
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No.... *goes back to seat and sits down, glaring at the floor*
Caesar; Okaaaaaayyyy... Well, we were going to have a surprise visitor to fill in some time for this interview, but I think we've all seen enough excitement for one fifteen minute session.
Sid; You know what hasn't seen enough excitement? My di-
Caesar; Okay! Off my stage! NOW!
Sid; Goodbye Panem. I hate you. And I'll be hating your mom later, all night long. *Winks, frowns, then stalks off stage, leaving Harvy to totter along after him*
Caesar; Wow... What... What was that? Did any of you see that? That was cray. Anywho... next up we have our very own Cordelia's interview. Stay tuned, Panem!
Sid; *from offstage* I HATE YOU ALL!
Caesar; Indeed.
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He heard Cordelia's name. "You get to see your dad soon!"
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((Pfffffffft! Jess that was absoulutely halairous!!! I loved it! Best interview ever!!!!))
They both just sat and waited. He really hoped she liked him. He just didnt know.
Harwood laughs uncontrollably "OH *laughs* OH MY GOD *laughs* YOUR DAD HATES EVERYTHING! AHAHHAHAHA!"
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Charlie started cracking up. "Why are we laughing?!"
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"Wow" he said, still laughing. "So, did you have any nicknames back at home?"
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Will *I SWISHEZ MAI CAPE* wrote: "Harwood laughs uncontrollably "OH *laughs* OH MY GOD *laughs* YOUR DAD HATES EVERYTHING! AHAHHAHAHA!""Josh beams proudly at the sky, "Yes, yes he does. Ain't it wonderful?"
"Wow...." Formosus said slowly, "And I thought my family was bad."
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((I'm going to be gone for the weekend. Ill try to post tomorrow, but ill be back Sunday, so please don't kill me.))
DArBy!! :D wrote: ""Wow...." Formosus said slowly, "And I thought my family was bad."""I am completely speachless..." Aleka said with an almost terrified look on her face.
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*Both walk on, Justin dressed in a smart black suit*
Caesar; So, what's your position on this year's games?
Justin; Well, of course I support them, I mean, I have to support them, I'm a district mayor.
Caesar; I mean, what would you do if your daughter died?
Justin; Well, of course I'd be upset! She's my only child! My little girl! I mean, she's like my whole world!
Caesar; That's very sweet.
Justin; No, really, Cordelia, I just want you to know that we all love you very much and miss you dearly back in D10. We're going to have a huge party when you win, with amazing food and all the watered wine you can drink.
Caesar; How nice! Aren't you up to your neck in mayor buisness, though?
Justin; Oh, yes, quite *takes out blackberry and taps a few hurried commands into it* I'm having a hell of a time dealing with the aftermath of a recent accident we had with the livestock. No! *shakes phone angrily and throws it across the floor*
Sorry.
Caesar; It's perfectly fine! So, I heard about your wife. I'm so sorry.
Justin; well, yes, that was... *sad look passes over face* unfortunate. But... Upwards and onwards as they say. I have a lot to concentrate on besides.
Caesar; No doubt. So, Lily, what's it like being biffles with Cordelia?
Lily; She's so cool, really nice and kind, but always trying to give me money *-.-* Just because I'm poor doesn't mean I need charity, even if she is my bff
Caesar; Is that so?
Lily; Ye! I mean her dad over here's trying to slip me money for looking after Cordelia's horse.
Caesar; Cordelia has a horse?
Lily; Yeah, his name's Bluebell, and man he's hard to take care of. Always running away, never letting me ride him or pat him, he won't touch any food I try to give him unless I leave it in a bucket in some forgotten corner of his paddocks when he's not looking.
Caesar; sounds like you two have loads of fun!
Lily; yeah, oodles -.- At least he keeps me busy. I love a challenge.
Caesar; I'm sure you do ;) So, anything final to add? Sorry about the rush, but we're only about a half way through these and they need to be done soonish.
Justin; it's fine, I have to leave soon anyway. Cordelia, I love you, and have full faith that you can make it home.
Lily; Try not to get knifed, kay kid? *winks and shakes caesar's hand before leaving*
Caesar; Next we have Cladessa's interview, so don't go anywhere, folks!
*Justin walks off the stage*
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*both walk on stage to vigorous applause*
Caesar; So, you guys hail from D6! The transport district ;) How'd you find the journey here?
Malena; it was rather uncomfortable, I mean, can't those damn trains run any smoother?
Caesar; They run on fusion energy and solar power, on stainless steel tracks, and don't make a sound the entire time they run. They can't get any smoother.
Malena; Well it would never hurt to try.
Caesar; Ok, whatever. So, Liron, you keen to have Cladessa back?
Liron; Oh yes, of course! Why wouldn't I be? *eyelids droop*
Caesar; Are you falling asleep?
Liron; Sorta... I haven't slept in days... Been too worried about Cladessa.
Caesar; So you two are quite close, yeah?
Liron; Close is an understatement. She's like my best friend, my little princess, the light of my life.
*Malena snorts and rolls her eyes*
Caesar; I see Malena doesn't share your glowing opinion of Cladessa.
Malena; She's just a little brat, and Liron spoils her. What's it gonna be like in a month when the next baby comes? *rubs belly* You have to treat our children the same.
Caesar; You're preggers?
Malena; Obviously.
Caesar; Oh, I just thought you were fat.
*Malena seethes*
Malena; Cladessa won't even make it to the final three, mark my words, she's good for nothing and won't amount to anything.
Liron; *frowns* why can't you just love our daughter for crying out loud?
Malena; Because you love her more then me *pouts* it's obvious. You spoil her.
Liron; Malena, she might die. Don't you even care?
Malena; *purses lips and stays silent*
Liron; You know what, nevermind. I'm leaving. I wanna see how Cladessa's doing.
Caesar; Well, it was a pleasure to-
*Liron storms offstage*
Caesar; -meet you...
Malena; Help a girl follow her delusional husband? *holds out hand*
Caesar; Can't. Have to stay here. Sorry, but you're on your own.
Malena; Fine.
Caesar; It was nice to meet you.
Malena; Likewise. *walks off, frowning and rubbing belly*
Caesar; well, that was anticlimatic. Anyway, three more to go! Stay tuned y'all!
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((That was great Jess!))Cladessa laughed through Josh's interview. "At least if we run into him again we will have something to tease him about!" she giggled afterwards. When her interview came on, a few tears rolled down her cheeks. She missed her father so much and she was angry that he had to be left alone with that monster, Malena.
"Wow... Out mothers are very alike..." Aleka said to Cladessa as she glanced over at the girl.
Cladessa wiped the tears off her cheeks. "I'm sorry," she responded to Aleka, giving a little chuckle. "If she is anything like mine, she's awful."
Harwood laughs at the other families. So hilariously dysfunctional. He hoped his interview was coming up soon.
Amitykitty wrote: "Cladessa wiped the tears off her cheeks. "I'm sorry," she responded to Aleka, giving a little chuckle. "If she is anything like mine, she's awful."""Ya, that's pretty much it..." Aleka said with a nod and a sad smile. "I can't believe how screwed our families are. And we wonder how our society came to kids thrown into an arena forced to kill each other just to survive. Weird." She said the last part with sarcasm.
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*que raining chocolate pieces*
And some licorice snakes. That are alive ;)
Harwood looks up at the sky as it turns a weird brown color and then begins to rain chunks. Chunks of chocolate! And licorice snakes! Aw this was epic. "Hey Josh *munch* look at all this chocolate *munch* and look licorice sna-AAAAAAKE! ITS ALIVE QUICK BITE THEIR HEADS OFF! Harwood quickly grabs the snakes neck area and bites off its head, it goes limp and he enjoys a soft, chewy licorice chunk in his mouth. "Now this, THIS is awesome."
Formosus put his hands out catching chocolate peices, "CHOCOLATE RAIN!?" He screamed. "MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE!" He laughed, shoving chocolate into his mouth. Snakes fell on his head, running through his hair. "EEEKKKKKKKKKK!" He grabbed it and twisted its neck, "SNAP." The snake went limp, Formosus licked the snake and then not it, "Mmmmm." He said happily munching away.
Aleka caugh some chocolate rain in her hands as licorice snakes slithered around her feet. "Another great example of my point." She said as she looked at Cladessa. She popped a piece of chocolate in her mouth and smiled, shaking her head at Formosus.
Josh leaves his sack open on ground to catch the snakes and chocolate then dances around with Harwood, snapping at the falling candy. Who knew killing things could be so delicious.
"Red, idk, you get red when you laugh." He smiled
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He laughed, "Yeah. So, um" he rubbed the back of his neck. He was kind of nervous to talk to her, but he was happy to be with her.
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"Um, i dont know. I get loss of words a lot..." he said and looked ashamed. "Sorry about that. So were you close with your mom?"
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"I'm sorry." he said quiet. "It must be cool to have a horse though" he smiled a little bit
DArBy!! :D wrote: "Formosus put his hands out catching chocolate peices, "CHOCOLATE RAIN!?" He screamed. "MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE!" He laughed, shoving chocolate into his mouth. Snakes fell on his head, running thr..."Aaliya giggled at Formosus. He was a child at heart! "You make me smile Formosus" she said to him. Joining in the fun of chocolate rain.
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Payton wrote: "DArBy!! :D wrote: "Formosus put his hands out catching chocolate peices, "CHOCOLATE RAIN!?" He screamed. "MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE!" He laughed, shoving chocolate into his mouth. Snakes fell on hi...""Hahaha, you make me smile moorrreee!" He laughed eating more snakes.
"Man! All I have is a mouse. He isn't even a pet." He chuckled.
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"Well, ok then. I have a pet." he smiled. "Your's is still better though"
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*All walk on stage*
Caesar;Now here we have his mum, Nali, and his older brother, Alfred. So, how y'all doin'? ;)
Alfred; *rubs eyes and giggles. His eyes are tinged red, he has a stoned look on his face* I'm doing good, turtlehead, how bout you, baby?
Caesar; I'm sytunning, thank you for asking! You seem to be far, far away from here, Alfred. What are you on, exactly?
Alfred; Well turtle, I turtle, turtle, turtle turtle. Turtle. Hahahaha turtle.
Caesar; You sure love turtles.
Alfred; Same as mah boi, Formosus, who also happens to be my best customer ;)
Caesar; For what?
Alfred; *leans close*... DRUGS!
Caesar; Who'd have guessed... *rolls eyes.* So, Nali, you seems relatively normal.
Nali; *smiles serenly* Why yes, I am quite normal.
Caesar; Does it weird you out that both your kids are stoners?
Alfred; No, it doesn't weird her out, does it, mom?
Nali; i was just going to say that yes, it is slightly orthodox, but my boys are always right. I suppose it's really quite normal. *flashes that same, emotionless, empty, serene smile*
Caesar; Okay... I hear Formosus' dad was a real nutcase. Wanna tell us about him?
Nali; Burritt was always a special sort of guy, that's why I married him. He could talk to ghosts, and helped me stay in contact with my mother and younger sister when they passed on. Oh, how I miss him *same zombie-like smile*
Caesar; I heard his method of death was rather unique.
Alfred; He got donked off by a bear! A bear! Hahahaha oh my god it was so funny. He was like *oh here boy, here my sweet little puppy* and then it ran at him and crushed his skull. He was old anyway. 54 is a long enough life.
Caesar; Actually, I don't think it is. If you knew how old I am, you'd be surprised.
Alfred; You're still young enough to have a shag, dear turtle. I haven't done a turtle ina while now.
Caesar; I'm not a turtle
Alfred; You won't be saying that five minutes from now ;)
*Nali smiles serenly, AGAIN*
Caesar; Well, as enchanting as it's been to meet you, i think we should probably move on to the next intervierw.
Alfred; Hey, Caesar, you want a bag of 'O'? it's like 300 bucks for a decent sized bag. Can I have some O?
Caesar; I don't even know what O is... What even is that?
Alfred; What is what?
Caesar; Nevermind. Leave. Now. You too, zombie woman.
Nali; *smiles* okay, farewell, Caesar.
Alfred; Byeeee sexy thing *pinches his butt on the way out*
Caesar; Why can;'t we have one normal family??
Anyway, next up we have Harwood's family!
