Paradoxical Questions!

[Allison]

I thought that was basically the neutral state of mind. Oh. This... er, this explains a lot.

[Badgerlord, Marquis de Badger]

Kggelen wrote: "I want a magic staff, but swords are cool too."

A magic sword! Best of both worlds!

[ℂᖺαᖇᒪἷ℮ ⊰1017 &Tardis⊱]

Now that would be cool.

[Allison]

I've always wanted a talking sword. It would be my bloodthirsty best friend, and when it gets on my nerves I could threaten to melt it down and have it re-forged into a bike chain or something.

[Laszlo, The Professor]

You never said it would be able to hear.

[Allison]

It was implied. Otherwise, how would it learn English? Magic would give it the ability to speak, but it would also need the ability to hear in order to utilize that power to any extent.

[Laszlo, The Professor]

You can speak without the ability to hear.

[Allison]

Really? I never understood how that works. How would you know what sounds to make if you've never heard them before?

[Badgerlord, Marquis de Badger]

It's an amazingly complex game of guess and check.

[Allison]

Kggelen wrote: "She spoke by touching the throat of another person, who traced the letter or word she was saying on her hand. Helen felt the vibrations and then put her hand to her own throat and tried to copy the..."

Difficult. But my hypothetical talking sword can't do that, unfortunately.

[Allison]

Seriously? Are you five? You're five, aren't you?

[Allison]

Explanation accepted.

[Laszlo, The Professor]

Badgerlord wrote: "Laszlo wrote: "I know, but you asked me to describe it. Not how to."

I meant to say, how would you describe it to me, who has no idea of colours"

You are color blind?

[Badgerlord, Marquis de Badger]

In the case of that scenario, I'm blind. I was being theoretical.

[Laszlo, The Professor]

Ok. Then you asked me to describe it. Not how to.

[Badgerlord, Marquis de Badger]

My bad. How would you describe in a way I could comprehend it?

[Laszlo, The Professor]

Using Synthesia.

[Badgerlord, Marquis de Badger]

Do you have control of Synthesia?

[Laszlo, The Professor]

Not that I am aware of.

[Badgerlord, Marquis de Badger]

So... where to from here?

[ℂᖺαᖇᒪἷ℮ ⊰1017 &Tardis⊱]

Describe the Internet in one word.

[Badgerlord, Marquis de Badger]

'Internet'

[ℂᖺαᖇᒪἷ℮ ⊰1017 &Tardis⊱]

Badgerlord wrote: "'Internet'"

You win.

[ℂᖺαᖇᒪἷ℮ ⊰1017 &Tardis⊱]

Kggelen wrote: "One word?!"

One.

[Badgerlord, Marquis de Badger]

ℂᖺαᖇᒪἷ℮ ⊰Chaos Walking⊱ wrote: "Badgerlord wrote: "'Internet'"

You win."

There's an obvious solution to most things, I find.

[ℂᖺαᖇᒪἷ℮ ⊰1017 &Tardis⊱]

And it's usually wrong.

[ℂᖺαᖇᒪἷ℮ ⊰1017 &Tardis⊱]

Kggelen wrote: "Aworldwidedatabasecontaininglargeamountsofinformation."

-_-

[Laszlo, The Professor]

Awesome?

[ℂᖺαᖇᒪἷ℮ ⊰1017 &Tardis⊱]

That's true.


Chaotic, perhaps?

[Laszlo, The Professor]

Chawesomse?

[ℂᖺαᖇᒪἷ℮ ⊰1017 &Tardis⊱]

Indeed :D

[Laszlo, The Professor]

:D

[Laszlo, The Professor]

I like mine more.

[Laszlo, The Professor]

I was correcting your grammar.

[Laszlo, The Professor]

You tell people to use proper grammar and you don't?
You have been relieved of you job as Grammar Police.

[Laszlo, The Professor]

Yes, but the point still stands. Don't worry, you can becoming A Grammar Policewoman again, but it will be hard.

[Laszlo, The Professor]

Yes. I said that in the future.

[Laszlo, The Professor]

It is if you are in the future.

[Laszlo, The Professor]

Not for you, though.

[Laszlo, The Professor]

No... Link?

[Laszlo, The Professor]

It was proper grammar.

[Laszlo, The Professor]

No what?

[Laszlo, The Professor]

It was because of time travel. Now, may the have the link?

[Badgerlord, Marquis de Badger]

ℂᖺαᖇᒪἷ℮ ⊰Chaos Walking⊱ wrote: "And it's usually wrong."

That is an unfortunate consequence, yes.

[Laszlo, The Professor]

Thank you.

[Laszlo, The Professor]

I read to the part about the Rebellion. Go Rebellion!

[ℂᖺαᖇᒪἷ℮ ⊰1017 &Tardis⊱]

Teenagers these days. *shakes head slowly*

[Laszlo, The Professor]

I am not a teenager.

[ℂᖺαᖇᒪἷ℮ ⊰1017 &Tardis⊱]

That's true.

[ℂᖺαᖇᒪἷ℮ ⊰1017 &Tardis⊱]

ROAR.