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message 251: by Laszlo, The Professor (new)

Laszlo (steampunk) | 1849 comments Mod
Can't you just copy it and paste it when needed?


message 252: by Badgerlord, Marquis de Badger (new)

Badgerlord | 727 comments Mod
That means I have to move my hand away from the keyboard, move the mouse, press some keys, move my mouse, press some keys... Sigh. I'm tired just thinking of it.


ℂᖺαᖇᒪἷ℮ ⊰1017 &Tardis⊱ (charlie_awesome) | 376 comments Badgerlord wrote: "That means I have to move my hand away from the keyboard, move the mouse, press some keys, move my mouse, press some keys... Sigh. I'm tired just thinking of it."

...so....much...energy


Prof. River Song/ Xochil (profriversongxochil) | 109 comments Laszlo wrote: ":D Did you get my Email?"

Which one?


Prof. River Song/ Xochil (profriversongxochil) | 109 comments On goodreads right? I don't have your email.


message 256: by Laszlo, The Professor (new)

Laszlo (steampunk) | 1849 comments Mod
Goodreads.


message 258: by Badgerlord, Marquis de Badger (new)

Badgerlord | 727 comments Mod
ℂᖺαᖇᒪἷ℮ ⊰Chaos Walking⊱ wrote: "Badgerlord wrote: "That means I have to move my hand away from the keyboard, move the mouse, press some keys, move my mouse, press some keys... Sigh. I'm tired just thinking of it."

...so....much...."


If I was one of the seven deadly sins, I'd be sloth. Or pride. Or gluttony. You know what? Just put me down for all of them except violence. Was violence one? Meh.


message 259: by Allison (new)

Allison (allibean) | 321 comments You're thinking wrath. I'd probably be pride or sloth too.


message 260: by Badgerlord, Marquis de Badger (new)

Badgerlord | 727 comments Mod
Pride and sloth go together so well, don't they?


message 261: by Allison (new)

Allison (allibean) | 321 comments I can't say I'm particularly proud of the sloth thing, actually.


message 262: by Badgerlord, Marquis de Badger (new)

Badgerlord | 727 comments Mod
:)

I was refering to that fact that those who are proud tend to be victim to sloth. Mycroft Holmes, for one.


message 263: by Katherine (new)

Katherine Ok, so if knowledge is power, and words express knowledge and makes up books, then what are books?


message 264: by Laszlo, The Professor (new)

Laszlo (steampunk) | 1849 comments Mod
Well, technically that is only an opinion. Here is a another opinion: some books are not very smart. So, to answer you question, books are pieces of matter used for entertainment and/or learning.


message 265: by Katherine (new)

Katherine What about those really boring classics that you have to read in school that you don't actually enjoy or learn anything from?


message 266: by Laszlo, The Professor (new)

Laszlo (steampunk) | 1849 comments Mod
Entertainment.


message 267: by Laszlo, The Professor (new)

Laszlo (steampunk) | 1849 comments Mod
1. Entertainment doesn't mean you like something, it means it gives you something to do.
2. Someone else has liked it.


message 268: by Allison (new)

Allison (allibean) | 321 comments He's right. It's purpose is to entertain, even if you, personally, weren't entertained.


message 269: by Badgerlord, Marquis de Badger (last edited Nov 05, 2012 11:51PM) (new)

Badgerlord | 727 comments Mod
Katherine wrote: "Ok, so if knowledge is power, and words express knowledge and makes up books, then what are books?"

Books contain knowlege; knowlege is power; power can be force; force is mass; mass causes gravity.

Accumulate enough books, and you'll soon have stuff orbiting.


message 270: by Katherine (last edited Nov 06, 2012 09:38AM) (new)

Katherine Badgerlord wrote: "Katherine wrote: "Ok, so if knowledge is power, and words express knowledge and makes up books, then what are books?"

Books contain knowlege; knowlege is power; power can be force; force is mass; ..."


If power CAN be force, then what ELSE is it?


message 271: by Badgerlord, Marquis de Badger (new)

Badgerlord | 727 comments Mod
Well, P=IV where P= Power, I=Current and V= Voltage.


message 272: by Laszlo, The Professor (new)

Laszlo (steampunk) | 1849 comments Mod
Exactly!


message 273: by Katherine (new)

Katherine Fine. I can't argue with a formula.


ℂᖺαᖇᒪἷ℮ ⊰1017 &Tardis⊱ (charlie_awesome) | 376 comments If actions speak louder than words, how is the pen mightier than the sword?

And how does Percy Jackson's sword/pen Riptide fit into this!


message 275: by Laszlo, The Professor (new)

Laszlo (steampunk) | 1849 comments Mod
The pen is mightier than the sword because you have to write/move your hand/read with it.


message 276: by Badgerlord, Marquis de Badger (new)

Badgerlord | 727 comments Mod
The pen is mightier than the sword because it can do better than kill; it can disgrace. It can make you despised amongst your friends, hated by the public and held at arms length by your relatives. All with a few. Simple. Words.

Howver, in close combat, do not attept a block with your pen. Unless it is Riptide.


message 277: by Badgerlord, Marquis de Badger (new)

Badgerlord | 727 comments Mod
Laszlo wrote: "The pen is mightier than the sword because you have to write/move your hand/read with it."

We read with pens? I've got to go try something.


message 278: by Badgerlord, Marquis de Badger (new)

Badgerlord | 727 comments Mod
Greek-five!


message 279: by Laszlo, The Professor (new)

Laszlo (steampunk) | 1849 comments Mod
I am Greek!


message 280: by Laszlo, The Professor (new)

Laszlo (steampunk) | 1849 comments Mod
Not in this UNIVERSE!


message 281: by Laszlo, The Professor (new)

Laszlo (steampunk) | 1849 comments Mod
In one universe I am.


message 282: by Badgerlord, Marquis de Badger (new)

Badgerlord | 727 comments Mod
In one universe we all are. And we go around fighting crime, dressed in costumes from the eighties. Quick team! To the jazz-mobile.


message 283: by Laszlo, The Professor (new)

Laszlo (steampunk) | 1849 comments Mod
In another universe, though, there are others.


message 284: by Laszlo, The Professor (new)

Laszlo (steampunk) | 1849 comments Mod
Why Hecate?


message 285: by Laszlo, The Professor (new)

Laszlo (steampunk) | 1849 comments Mod
Yeah. Remember when I said I was Wiccan?


message 286: by Laszlo, The Professor (last edited Nov 07, 2012 01:32PM) (new)

Laszlo (steampunk) | 1849 comments Mod
We are Polytheistic, and we have Hecate as a goddess, I think.
((300th!))


message 287: by Laszlo, The Professor (new)

Laszlo (steampunk) | 1849 comments Mod
When we get old enough we can have rituals done, and you choose your god and goddess and all that.


message 288: by Laszlo, The Professor (new)

Laszlo (steampunk) | 1849 comments Mod
Cool.


message 289: by Laszlo, The Professor (new)

Laszlo (steampunk) | 1849 comments Mod
P.S. I was not trying to convert you or anything.


message 290: by Laszlo, The Professor (new)

Laszlo (steampunk) | 1849 comments Mod
I am having a sick day.


message 291: by Laszlo, The Professor (new)

Laszlo (steampunk) | 1849 comments Mod
Scratchy throat, stomach ache, and I stayed up late.
I found this book which I am going to read in a few months:
The Simpsons and Philosophy The D'oh! of Homer by William Irwin


message 292: by Laszlo, The Professor (new)

Laszlo (steampunk) | 1849 comments Mod
You don't see the cover?


message 294: by Laszlo, The Professor (new)

Laszlo (steampunk) | 1849 comments Mod
Does it look cool?


message 295: by Laszlo, The Professor (new)

Laszlo (steampunk) | 1849 comments Mod
Badgerlord would probably LOVE it.


message 296: by Laszlo, The Professor (new)

Laszlo (steampunk) | 1849 comments Mod
Most definitely.


ℂᖺαᖇᒪἷ℮ ⊰1017 &Tardis⊱ (charlie_awesome) | 376 comments Kggelen wrote: "BUT ARE YOU A DEMIGOD?!?!?!?!"

I am "smart", I hate spiders, and I have trouble with right and left (a symptom of mild dyslexia)

Clearly, I am a daughter of Athena!


message 299: by Badgerlord, Marquis de Badger (new)

Badgerlord | 727 comments Mod
I'm absolutely oblivious to most things that happen around me. And have a tendency to forget stuff. Clearly, I'm a son of Lethe.


ℂᖺαᖇᒪἷ℮ ⊰1017 &Tardis⊱ (charlie_awesome) | 376 comments Yay!!! This is one of those times where I wish I had a sword. Do you ever get that feeling?


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