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Live Event with Stuart Ayris - 18th of October 2012 at 7.30pm

If we are, why are there angel angels in TBTNS?

I hope you're having a great evening.
If you had to pick a book you wished you'd written, what would it be?"
Hi Steve!
Great question. I think it would have to be either Ask The Dust by John Fante or Desolation Angels by Jack Kerouac. Both are harrowingly honest, beautifully and originally written and make me look at the world in a different way. I shall always aspire to write such books!

If we are, why are there angel angels in TBTNS?"
But are they angel angels??? The truth about the angels comes clear about two thirds of the way in...

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If you had to pick a book you wished you'd written, what would it be?"
Hi Steve!
Great question. I think it would have to be either A..."
Thanks Stu. I might have known it would be something I'd never heard of. I'm off to Amazon to look them up now. :o)

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If you had to pick a book you wished you'd written, what would it be?"
Hi Steve!
Great question. I think it would have..."
Good man!

Poo, haven't got far enough yet obviously ! So I have to expect a twist in the plot then?

Poo, haven't got far enough yet obviously ! So I have to expect a twist in the plot then?"
Indeed!!


Excellent question (not that I'm rating them!)
I think A Cleansing of Souls was very much affected by my early twenties life. Tollesbury Time Forever I wrote after receiving a final written warning at work very much as a way of exploring my beliefs and values (obviously having written it I realised I had been right all along!) The Bird that Nobody Sees is I think me at the moment. Whilst writing it I felt content, confident and willing to experiment. You have to bear in mind it was the first thing I wrote that I knew at least one person might read. The next book (the final one of the Trilogy) will be different still I think - more confident, more experimental and entirely me!

I would also say that my views on others are exactly the same now as when I was a road sweeper in Romford Town Centre. 15 years of being a psychiatric nurse haven't changed that at all.

Are you or have you ever been a Buddhist?"
I wouldn't profess to having any single set of beliefs. I certainly don't practice a religion (not that I consider Buddhism to be a religion) but I have a huge respect for those that treat others with unconditional love, kindness and forgiveness. I guess in the books I have read on Buddhism these views have been corroborated. And I'm not shaving my head for anyone! ; )

Anyway... I was wondering where you do most of your writing, and whether you have, or have had, a special place to write - and if so what made it special?

I can answer this one ! IGNITE !"
I should say my wife but she hasn't finished any of my books. Then I don't eat what she cooks...
I bumped into a bloke in The King's Head in Tollesbury last night who claimed he was my biggest fan. He bought me two pints so I reckon he's proved it!

That was your brother, wasn't it? :o))

I write in the spare bedroom. We're a little pushed for space so the monitor and the keyboard are basically on separate shelves on the book case. Rightly or wrongly I always write with a glass of something handy. I'm still in the romantic notion phase and hope ever to be there. What makes it special? Well I have a little statuette beside the monitor of Leela from Futurama. She's gorgeous!


I can answer this one ! IGNITE !"
I should say my wife but she hasn't finished any of my books. T..."
Nope - some bloke called Bill. Top man!


The cover for Tollesbury Time Forever is actually part of a larger painting that Rebecca did several years ago. I photographed it, scanned it into the computer, cut a piece out of it and stretched it - hence the distorted view. When I showed her the cover she was eager to be involved! The cover of The Bird That Nobody Sees - the legs part - was painted from a photo I took of her legs when she wasn't looking (well she rarely wears short skirts so you can't blame a man for taking an opportunity!)

I happen to know you've been dabbling in short stories this year, alongside your novel work. Can you tell us how you approach writing a short story, in comparison to writing a novel?

I just can't tell you how wonderful Tollesbury is. We moved there by accident eight years ago when we needed somewhere to live in a hurry (now that's another story!) and I fell in love with it immediately. I felt I'd come home, like I'd been here forever. On the sign at the head of the village that says Welcome to Tollesbury there is some writing that you have to get real close to see that says: Please turn your watch back 200 years. And that sign was put up by the council! If I'd been living somewhere else I would never have written the book. If I'd been somewhere else I really dread what would have become of me. I was pretty messed up before coming here!

Mago: Why is Oscar Wilde Mild so tasty and yet only 3.8%?

I happen to know you've been dabbling in short stories this year, alongside your novel work. Can you tell us how you approach writing a short story, in comparison to writing a novel?"
Hi Luca you fine fellow! To be honest I approach them in identical ways the only difference being I know how the novel is going to end. I always write the ending first. With short stories I begin with a line that takes my fancy, maybe a paragraph, and see what happens. The ones I have written have taken about half an hour to write. I write and sip and write and gulp and it's done!

Mago: Why is Oscar Wilde Mild so tasty ..."
Steve's question was answered, Lorraine (: message 70 x

Mago: Why is Oscar Wilde Mild so tasty ..."
A wonderful question. Whenever I have drunk it it has very much been as a pallet cleanser. I will typically order a pint of mild every third or fourth pint to slow me down. It's an art I tell you!


Absolutely I would. It doesn't feel right to get paid for what I do. I'd rather earn enough money off the writing to live a frugal life and help people for nothing.

You're doing a great job, Lorraine! I may be keeping up tonight, but I never would have been able to put it all together!

You make writing sound so easy !"
But then you would probably make walking look easy. I struggle with that!


Believe me I have problems with that too !

It is, Lorraine! The group loves you for taking time out to set up these live events! (:
Stu - Have you always like writing? or is it something you did when you were unemployed?

Why do you write? To express yourself, to escape... I guess the job is stressful (although I don't think I've ever seen anyone seeming as laid back as you are - talking about the job because I don't know much about your life)... is it a way of coping, or is it just something you've wanted to do?
PS: Thanks Katy mwah x

It is, Lorraine! The group loves you for taking time out to set up these live events! (:
Stu - Have you always lik..."
It was the only thing I ever felt comfortable doing. My school attendance was pretty wayward as I worked at Romford Market from the age of about 13. The English O level course was mainly just stories - I'd get the theme, do the story give it in and that was it. I ended up with a grade A to go along with a C in French Literature and.....nothing else!
I have always adored reading so I guess it was inevitable that I would seek to address the weirdness of my life by writing!

Why did you change the name of the main character in TTF?"
The original name of the main character was Simon Gregory. Completely made up. The novel came out in January 2012 then, in March 2012 I got a knock on the door. A rather distraught man came in claiming that he would have to move out of the village because everyone thought he was an alcoholic with a diagnosis of schizophrenia. His name was Simon Gregory - a thousand people in this village - what are the chances!!! So I told him I would change the name!

Why do you write? To express yourself, to escape... I guess the job is stressful (although I don't think I've ever seen anyone seeming as laid back as you are - talking about the..."
To be honest I write because I think I'm good at it. I have no idea about grammar or comprehension. I make up my own words and I love the musicality that certain words put together make. It's like a wonderful outlet of my own devising. It's such fun!!! I don't see the job as stressful. Where is the stress in having the opportunity to help others? I would say though that linesmen and referees cause me no end of stress at the football. It's a different level entirely!

Hope you're keeping well, mate. Just popping my head out of the chaos of my life to ask you a little question. I know you love all that brilliant Victorian literature stuff, and just wondered, if any of that great stuff influences your writing. Also, if you could compare yourself to one of the nineteenth century literati, who would it be :)
Have a great night, Stu. Off to bath the kids.
Speak to you soon,
Ian :)

Not at all. We are very peaceful people who are genuinely pleased that each of us has found some form of expression (very different though it is!)
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If you had to pick a book you wished you'd written, what would it be?