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how long she can resistant??Anyway, Hellloooooooooooooooooooooooooo Patti!
*Waves madly*
Awwwwwww c'mon Patti, he did not mean it. So here is a big hellooooooooooooooooo from Simon.
I've been trying to remember my Ohms Law to measure her resistance, but it's a lost cause.
She's working at the moment, she won't be ohm until later...
Philip wrote: "I've been trying to remember my Ohms Law to measure her resistance, but it's a lost cause."Yes, that's what she needs...
OK, Patti, relax and you'll feel much better ...Ohm,Ohm,Ohhhmmmmmmmmmmmm!
Gingerlily (or Cyberlily..) wrote: "She's working at the moment, she won't be ohm until later..."Oh dear! I guess I should have expected that. As I was chucked out of Physics for being irretrievably dense, I'm not going to try to respond.
If you were that dense they would more likely do experiments on you...
Gingerlily (or Cyberlily..) wrote: "If you were that dense they would more likely do experiments on you..."Oh, so that's what they were doing! I still get the headaches even now.
Hi Patti,Simon's not worth ignoring, he'll just think he is important
Jud (Disney Diva) wrote: "Hi Patti,Simon's not worth ignoring, he'll just think he is important"
I get ignored by lots of people I'll have you know. As I have got older I have even started being ignored and given that 'You are too thick for me to even bother explaining' look. In fact only last week one of the SAP team told me he couldn't explain something because I didn't know enough for him to even start....
Aw Simon - I'm not ignoring you. I think you're lovely - for a given value of ...think.
Simon who started this forum and without whom we'd all be talking to ourselves in our own padded cells - that's who!
I'm in my padded cell right now, do you mean all those voices are real people?
Just spent two hours in the most pointless meeting ever. Issues, risks, lessons learnt. Give me strength!
Those lessons never ARE learnt!
Next I go in a meeting about testing. They will ask what I have done in the last three days and I will say 'been in meetings'.Perhaps they will put me on the risk log.....
I need some sweets.
Don't you just hate it when they say, after every tragedy, "lessons have been learned". Any evidence of this? Nope!
We pussy footed around for two hours then I asked what the programmers were actually doing.....The reply should have been on uTube.
Oh Patti......... helllloooooooo?
You aren't a programmer are you Elle? I am entitled by the way - I was a programmer for years.
Simon, you don't know what you've got till it's gone. Patti will soon come round and then she'll love ya forever !
Lorraine - Lover of Jellybeans wrote: "Simon, you don't know what you've got till it's gone. Patti will soon come round and then she'll love ya forever !"Come round? Is she unconscious? Simon, *What Did You Do*???
Patti (Migrating Coconut) wrote: "*cough*"I don't think Patti is talking to anyone much at the moment.
Actually....What does mean?..
Set the record straight?
Have I just accused our lovely Simon of setting the record crooked????
Ah, you couldn't ask for a nicer pillock though eh?I'm a bit of a Simon fan on the quiet. Or I could say it in capitals then it wouldn't be quiet?
So, everyone say hello to her here and lets see how long she can resistant :-)