Weird and I know it :P discussion
WHOA! Hold it! Stop here first!
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I'm ________ and I'm WEIRD AND PROUD!

Meow quack quackie oink! :("
woof woof oink meow?
you ate the toilet???

Meow quack quackie oink! :("
woof woof oink meow?
you ate the toilet???"
Absolutely not! That's disgusting!!! Oink moo meow!!!

Woof meow quackie moo! :D"
Chirp chirp quack oink maaaaaa bray neigh qua quack?"
Chirp bray meow moo quackedie quack...

(in that world..... Shut up, Aliena.....I think that dork or donkey or whatever is enough for ..."
((in the other world: fine,but i want a human*sobs and leaves the room*))
I'm Sairah and I'm WEIRD AND PROUD! :) :D xD ^_^ :p

*speaks through bluetooth headset and my army of aliens and my flying dragon come rushing forth.

*shit


*speaks into headset and people from a parallel universe who have superpowers come to help me*

*speaks into headset and people from a parallel universe who have superpowers come to help me*"
*speaks into headset and the rest of everything/everyone from the whole universe and heaven and even hell who's not already on your side comes to help me.

And so it shall. *battle cry

*gets on dragon *lifts magical sword and shield and rides into battle
(I just realised that I have over 100 books in iBooks and so many books on my TBR list)

*zaps Clarifina with white magic to tickle her*

*zaps with magic*"
Ok, more detailed explanation as to what the magic does...?


First of all, how did you get iron man's awesome voice?

*zaps with magic*"
Ok, more detailed explanation as to what the magic does...?"
it's ..."
You "evil laugh" when something tickles...?

First of all, how did you get iron man's awesome voice?"
ummm....i am a MAGICIAN!!!!!"
...good enough explanation for me I guess. *takes magic wand and zaps Shinjan so he has the voice of Justin Bieber( and the magic passes through your iron-man armour and every single protection you have). Mwhahahaha!

*zaps with magic*"
Ok, more detail..."
Good to know...

WELL, JUST BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THIS....................IS...............SPARTA!!!!..."
Wait, but you don't have an army. Dhriti and I took them all...And I would love to see how much it'll torture you to hear your own voice now. *evil laughs.

WELL, JUST BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THIS................"
you and what army pistacio?

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W.T.F.
Books mentioned in this topic
Twin Souls (other topics)My Favorite Mistake (other topics)
Bastard Out of Carolina (other topics)
That's the point! I don't even actually fully comprehend what I'm saying myself!