Weird and I know it :P discussion
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I'm ________ and I'm WEIRD AND PROUD!
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Jan 26, 2013 05:53AM
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I am Dangerous wrote: "Wassup???".....then came down!!!
I am Dangerous wrote: "Wassup???"So according to that YOU!!
*Nothing*:(:( I need to tell something:(
A funeral service is held for a woman who just passed away. As the pallbearers carry the casket out, they accidentally bump into a wall.They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive.
She lives for 10 more years and then dies. They have another funeral for her. At the end of the service, the pallbearers carry out the casket.
As they are walking, the husband cries out, "Watch out for the wall!"
BookWorm wrote: "A funeral service is held for a woman who just passed away. As the pallbearers carry the casket out, they accidentally bump into a wall.They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that ..."
LOL, I feel sorry for her.
AT least she gets to live for 10 more years...
Here is another: A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The man says back to the blind man, "Look buddy, I'm blonde. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler and he is blonde. The bouncer is blonde. The man sitting over to your left is also blonde. Still wanna tell that blonde joke?"
The blind man is silent for a moment and then says, "Nah, I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times." (No offense for any blonde)
XD I don't like those ype of jokes though>:( (blonde jokes)
I am Dangerous wrote: "*Nothing*:(:( I need to tell something:("What's wrong?
Ok last two and I'm out:"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"A doctor?"
"And why's that?"
"Because it's the only profession where you can tell women to take off their clothes and then stick their husbands with the bill."
Please remove your blouse, says the doctor to the young blonde, placing his stethoscope around his neck.
When she is ready, the doctor says, "OK, big breaths."
"Yeth," she replies, "and I've had them thinth I wath thixthteen!"
Hey you know what the group name reminds me of? The song sexy and I know it XD
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Getting braces mal? Excited? :)
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Hhahahahaha. XD Everybody now! I'm Weird and I know it.. :P
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Yup! :)"
Hahah. I've always wanted braces so that if Anyone calls me "metal mouth" I can reply "Yup. I told you I'm a robot!" :/
ℜ☺ṧ℮ wrote:...Hahah. I've always wanted braces so that if Anyone calls me "metal mouth" I can reply "Yup. I told ..."Hehe
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A prisoner is told "If you tell a lie we will hang you; if you tell the truth we will shoot you." What can he say to save himself?
Mᴀʟ {60 Dᴀʏs Tɪʟʟ Lᴏᴠᴇʀ Aᴛ Lᴀsᴛ} wrote:...no idea. What's the answer? :)"
Well wont we give other people time to guess?!
Replying to Mal: Wow I didn't think of that the answer is...
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Your pretty good (y)
Do you want another??
This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious as to just how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so ordinary and plain that you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is highly unusual though. Study it and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out. Try to do so without any help...
And here another kinda simple: Imagine you're alone in a boat with a large hole in the bottom. Sharks are swimming around you on all sides and the boat is sinking fast. How do you survive?
Ok I gtg so tell you the answers next time ( that is if you didn't figure them out)...
Mᴀʟ {60 Dᴀʏs Tɪʟʟ Lᴏᴠᴇʀ Aᴛ Lᴀsᴛ} wrote: "BookWorm wrote: "This is an unusual paragraph. I'm ..."Ohh ok :(
You are trapped in a room with two doors. One leads to certain death and the other leads to freedom. You don't know which is which.There are two robots guarding the doors. They will let you choose one door but upon doing so you must go through it.
You can, however, ask one robot one question. The problem is one robot always tells the truth ,the other always lies and you don't know which is which.
What is the question you ask?
hey guys! sry long time no see! been so bloody busy!
me too :( im too busy for words SCA, bball, scuba, etc. etc.
not much for me what about you
Well I'm SUPPOSED to be studying for my bio test...
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Jack Frost, Jaquelyn, Jackie: {The empress of winter; The lonely white wolf }
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haha well sounds like a reble :-P
haha lots of dots heey that rimes :-P
evil lafgh ahhh im scaird *runs around in circles*
*stares at you running around in circles*...
Weird and I know it :P
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