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A Series of Letters for Mrs. Meyer ~ From all the Twilight Haters
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Hey, this was a while ago, but OMG DAN BERGSTEIN FTW
~ EpicFroggy ~ wrote: "S'okay. It happens when one's brain is too full of Twitard crap. (="WE actually made the letter a little too polite bcoz when we thought with a calm mind , we realised just criticizing SM is not going to work if we have got bad writings we should see what we can do about it .So we thought to approach the problem in a different way. Try to be polite so she wont trash this letter like every other she would read it at least and hopefully think about it and if lucky she would put more effort into her writings and make it better. Well none of us have any personnel grudge towards her its just her way of writing . Well if she changes her so will we if she write good books and if it needs to be appreciated we will. WELL AFTER ALL IF THERE IS GOOD AUTHORS THERE WILL BE GOODREADERS. Thnx for the reply anyway
Nightshade wrote: "Hey, this was a while ago, but OMG DAN BERGSTEIN FTW"I LOVES DAN BERGSTEIN!!!!!! HE MADE JASPER WHINY!!!! HE'S HILARIOUS! No, he's DAN-gerous!!!! XDD
Yeah. HE was good. Purty too! Unlike the others...(skowls!)
Guitar Chick-Headbanger wrote: "Yeah. HE was good. Purty too! Unlike the others...(skowls!)"lolwut?
in the books? Or in Dan's posts..?
Although I read the first one and skimmed two and three. I ain't gonna touch the fourth.
Oh. Yeah, Jasper doesn't bother me. Him and Emmett seem to be the only ones willing to stay behind and fight James in the first one, therefore I don't mind them. Actually, I rather like Emmett. PAINTRAIN IS ARRIVING AT CONCUSSION STATION AT FOUR O'CLOCK. BE THERE OR BE SQUARE. XD Nightshade, you should get that. XD
PAIN TRAIN!! [FLEXES MUSCLES:]LOL :D
I loooove having someone understand my Dan blog references! YAAAY!! XD
Mooom, where's the glitter?! I need glitter! Silver glitter! None of this gold crap!
Dear Mrs MeyerI could start this letter by simply yelling “Twilight sucks! BURN IT!”, but that would put me at the same level of the girls who go around screaming “ I LUV U, EDWARD!”, and even someone like you has to admit that that’s a really, really low level. So I’ll just tell you what I honestly think about your…ahem…masterpiece.
First question? Are you amnesic, or do you have some mental disease that might affect your short term memory? Because you seem to constantly forget that you already described Edward in Twilight (Chapter one). There is no need to keep on and on about every single angle of his face, thank you. And ironically, for someone who so obviously enjoys descriptions, you didn’t describe the human characters well enough. When I read the book for the first time I had to imagine how Angela and Jessica looked like all by myself. Does your astonishing talent only apply to describing hot vampires? One can only wonder.
Second question: Do you have any idea of who Vera Martins and Ana Lopes are? Nah, you probably don’t, so let me enlighten you: they made the Portuguese translation of your books. The funny part? Their vocabulary is actually much better than yours, and these poor women even tried to fix some of the lines that didn’t made sense. Unfortunately there was no way that they could fix the horrid plot, so the translation is almost as crappy as the original. Now, I suppose that there is no way for you to know this, but all the English-to-Portuguese translations of good books that I came across in my country weren’t …well, how shall I put it?... worth a piece of shit! So congratulations, because what you did must be some kind of record: you wrote a book in which the original is (much!) worst than its translation.
Third question: Do you have something against fighting scenes? This may appear to be a little off-topic, but I’m a confessed bloodthirsty girl (Ooopst, shouldn’t have used that word. I know how it must make you feel!), and I love anything that has a lot of kicking/punching/shooting/killing thrown in. I’m bringing this up because in case you haven’t noticed, you wrote a vampire book. Vampire books, as I believe to be tradition, MUST have some violence. The Twilight series just…don’t. I’d understand if you felt uncomfortable about writing something like that. I read somewhere in this forum that you are a mother, and had I been in your shoes (YUCK!), I wouldn’t want my children to know that I had written something with lots of blood and heads going off and belies being ripped open and people being ripped apart and…oh, wait, you did that. Never mind, then.
Hope that I managed to get my point across.
Your (ex) fan
*Apples*
SilverWolf wrote: "Haha that's awesome, Apples. :D"Thanks! XD
Awesome. Gets to the point, and raises some even I didn't think about.
That's awesome! XD"And bellies being ripped open and people being ripped apart and... oh, wait, you did that. Never mind, then." HAHAHAHA!!
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I love the little GIFs and stuff! Do more! :D
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GO IRA! *clap* Everybody - a standing ovation for IRA!
dear SMi wrote you a little poem :)
roses are red
violets are blue
your books suck eggs
and so do you!
hope you enjoyed that!
from
Kimberley 'you suck' Gertig
p.s. if you didn't intend to publish it then why did you persist so many times? just asking
Roses are redViolets are blue
*record scratches* Wait. If violets are blue then what color would blues be?
Guitar Chick-Headbanger wrote: "Whoa. Well done. Best letter yet."Thank you!
Gets to the point in less then five seconds.
Guitar Chick-Dolly Dagger wrote: "Gets to the point in less then five seconds."*than
Grammer is so ha- I mean GRAMMAR!
I'm SORRY if I accidentaly misspell shit!
You didn't misspell shit. You misspelled grammar.
Nice. Very nice....
*falls off chair* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dear Ms.Meyer,WHy oh why did you bring lovely, gay, and unappealing Robert Pattinson into the movie scene???? You realize I almost got a heart attack at the age of....below thirteen when he was almost set to play Kurt Cobain in the new Nirvana movie!!!!! I mean seriously? I know you're not the cause, but it can be directed to you that girls are making out with his posters all over the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gosh, you just need to go back into obscurity for the rest of your life.
Unhappy Nirvana Fan,
Dolly Dagger
o.o He's playing Kurt Cobain?Who's that?
I know now. I asked my dad. He slapped me and told me he was ashamed to be my father.
He's not going to do it but Oh my gosh it scared me.
Ahaha. I don't get "angry angry" easily, but I will occasionally go on gigantic rants to let out a little bit of my anger. Of course, what majorly ticks me off is the batch of idiots that love to say idiotic, pointless things so that I have the urge to punch them. And then they dance just out of my reach near a teacher, so that I can't give them the beating up they deserve, because they are absolute wimps and they know that I know karate and martial arts and they don't feel like getting a broken nose and yet they do that anyways JUST TO TICK ME OFF AND IT IS SO EFFING ANNOYING AND I AM GOING TO PUNCH, KICK AND KILL THEM ALL ONE DAY, HACK THEIR BODIES TO PIECES, BURN IT TO ASHES USING TWILIGHT AS THE FIREWOOD AND STUFF THEM IN BOXES AND BURN THE BOXES WITH THE REST OF THE SERIES OF TWILIGHT, AND THEN BURN THE ASHES INTO NONEXISTENCE.Ahhhhh. That felt good. Letting out emotions is very useful. ;P
when i get angry i like to punch things..i never have but ooooooooh if there were no consequences to hitting someone then you would never make me angry, I'd be in a girl fight every day!! >:Jlike this one guy....AAAAAAAAAAHHHH! I HATE HIM HE NEEDS TO SHUT HIS ******* FACE AND GO **** HIMSELF BECAUSE HE IS SUCH A ******* *******...see? i would punch him, but i can't.
