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A Series of Letters for Mrs. Meyer ~ From all the Twilight Haters
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~ EpicFroggy ~ *Loves Tweedle-Dee!*
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Feb 15, 2010 09:34AM
Lion King is great. That's a classic, the kind you never ever get tired of. :D
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EpicFroggy(J-O-Y) wrote: "*is getting tired from skipping* oh.... unicorns.... oh...... Zzzzz......."I'm anti-unicorns actually. It's because they REFUSE to believe logic and dismantle those corn starch coloured weapons on their foreheads! It's like everything a horse doesn't want, and everything a pole doesn't want wrapped up into one!
I am, however, PRO- PUPPY SIZED ELEPHANTS.
That is because I am a nerdfighter. XP
okay then! *skips around in circles shouting PUPPY SIZED ELEPHANTS!*
uh........
Ummm......just thought I'd compliment on everyone who wrote a letter.Beyond hilarious and satisfactory!!!♪
yeah you guys are way weird. hahaha
*JOINS ROSE IN EPIC APPLAUSE* You sir, or ma'am, are a genius! Bravo!
well then, you ma'am are a genius! XD
no problemo! haha
Very long but good!! Inspiring! Good show!
Welcome, Wolfy... I should write one of those letters, but I think I would probably copy of a lot of what other people have said *sweatdrop*..
We should actually send thesee to her. you guys mind if I do that? I'm dead seriious.
naw, her brother'll delete 'em before they get anywhere near SMeyer; it's not worth the effort. Sadly.
If her brother actually does that, that's absolutely pathetic. No kidding. You can't improve without criticism, whether you're a writer, singer, dancer, athlete, professional pickle hunter, whatever. I mean, you don't really need all the "U SUCK~~!!11!!!!1" letters and flames and such, but constructive criticism is essential. I mean, if all you hear all day is "OMG UR AMAZING KEEP WRITING DON'T EVER CHANGE"... well, you WON'T ever change. You might not get worse, but there's a 99% chance you won't get better, either.And by constructive criticism, I don't mean "This chapter sucked. Take it out," even if that IS the truth. I mean something like... "This chapter seems a little slow, so maybe you could condense it into a few key events" and give a few examples to back up your points. Kind of like writing a persuasive essay/speech, but casual. It's important, and even if it's the last thing you want to hear? You still need it.
I don't know where I heard it.... somewhere, but I don't doubt that it's true. I agree Nightshade; constructive criticism is good. I'm so happy now I have my Dan fix! LT. LASERMIND ROCKS!!!!!!!! [/capsrape:]
**JOINS IN EPIC APPLAUSE AS WELL**Nice work!! Couldn't have said it better myself, even if I tried! XD
Good point. Maybe we should get her address and send them to her in the mail.Lemmee devise a plan to get her to read them.
lol, she probably will.
I love CC, but usually I don't get it. But when I do, it's "In the first chapter, you had a lot of grammatical errors. But interesting, I shall wait impatiently until you update."It doesn't help much. And for some reason I really only get reveiws on my first chapter, none of the other ones. It's like my readers think that they only need to reveiw for the first one of the other two sucked. I am currently going with the latter.
SilverWolf wrote: "EpicFroggy(J-O-Y) wrote: "I don't know where I heard it.... somewhere, but I don't doubt that it's true. I agree Nightshade; constructive criticism is good. I'm so happy now I have my Dan fix! ..."
Dan Bergstein...? Lt. Lasermind...? 'Dactyl Dan...? DAN-BEAR?!?!?!? Oh never mind.
WHAT?!?! I swear there was someone named Rose! Sorry!
Rose.....? I'm not following you.
What?? I'm confused......... Stop messing up, Colleen.
I'm confused now too. *stupid confuzzlement*
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Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one
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sooo......
AhahahahahaWe're all blonde at heart and slow in the thought process
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Ruby: Yeah! Pinocchio!
Rose: Whatever, how about you go under the knife so you could reduce that *points at Ruby's ass* fat ass...
Ruby: GRR!!
ThatStalkerGirlBehindYouWhoIsAlsoACreeper wrote: "Ahahahahaha"I can picture you cackling.... like a wich, or something.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
I know. my brain works in weird ways. XD
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Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one
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I'M CONFUZZLED!! STOP THE CONFUZZLING CONVERSATIONS!!!!!!
YEAH STOP ITTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [/capsrape:]
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Ruby: Damnit Rain!! You should have changed it!
Rain: *rolls eyes* Ruby, I wasn't asking y-
Ruby: YOU STOLE MY THING!!
Rain: *raises eyebrow* What thing?
Castiel: Don't worry... she told me the same thing before...
Ruby: F*** OFF WING-MAN!
Castiel: *shoves soap inside Ruby's mouth*
Heavenly soap?? Awkward. I'm gonna go that ways...
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Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one
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Dear Ms Meyer,
Apparantly, when you were looking for a literay agent, you got nine rejections. NINE. Do you think that MIGHT have been a clue, just MAYBE, that twilight was so bad that I woundn't use it as a doorstop????
USE YOUR BRAINS, WOMAN!!!
I guess using big words makes you feel smart. But please.....make sure you know what a word means before you write it.
As for the story... as a strong believer in equal rights for women, I was DISGUSTED by the fact that poor, preicous, mary sue Bella coundn't seem to do anything without Edward. She attempted to commit suicide when he left, for god's sake. Also, Bella and Edward have an oviously abusive relationship, but seening as others have already covered that in detail, I won't write anything about that.
But what i hated most of all was that all the rules you wrote at the beginning of the series were broken by the end, so i coundn't understand a lot of it.
From your #1 hater.
Apparantly, when you were looking for a literay agent, you got nine rejections. NINE. Do you think that MIGHT have been a clue, just MAYBE, that twilight was so bad that I woundn't use it as a doorstop????
USE YOUR BRAINS, WOMAN!!!
I guess using big words makes you feel smart. But please.....make sure you know what a word means before you write it.
As for the story... as a strong believer in equal rights for women, I was DISGUSTED by the fact that poor, preicous, mary sue Bella coundn't seem to do anything without Edward. She attempted to commit suicide when he left, for god's sake. Also, Bella and Edward have an oviously abusive relationship, but seening as others have already covered that in detail, I won't write anything about that.
But what i hated most of all was that all the rules you wrote at the beginning of the series were broken by the end, so i coundn't understand a lot of it.
From your #1 hater.
Maybe instead of posting her a letter, write an email saying "i love your book, Edward's sooooooo hot, etc.'
then write, 'i started a fan club for twilight. Here's the website!'.
then write, 'i started a fan club for twilight. Here's the website!'.
Yeah-but other than the rejection thing it was pretty good.Yeah we should so send an e-mail to her saying, "When I first read the books I thought they were amazing." and stuff like that, then near the end start bashing it.
Sorry...I didn't know about J K Rowling...9 just seemed like a lot to me.
Nice letter!! (=
MRS Stephanie Meyer,If you ask us(anne and diana)why we hate your books,we will tell you.It's because your stories are pathetic.Then you will ask why you have many fans!We have an answer 4 that.It's coz there are many teenage girls who always dream about a 110% perfect boyfriend and your"DEADWARD" is one of that kind.We are also teenagers but unlike your fans we do possess brain and do know that no one can be 100% perfect.
You have said that twilight came as a dream to you.And finished it just within 3 months.Do you know how many authors work 4 years behind their books to make a gud story?Well lets say u took less time but if it was gud it would have been much more better this like few months and a story full of loopholes in the story. Sorry Mrs.Meyer but ur jigsaw puzzles still had missing pieces.
You Say u have a degree cmon u can do better than this . Writers like Stephen King has criticised ur writings openly.
You said that your Twilight was written as an inspiration from "Jane Eyre" by Charolotte Bronte, New Moon from "Romeo and Juliet",Eclipse from "Wuthering Heights" by Emile Bronte and Breaking Dawn from Shakespeare's "The Merchant of Venice"...
SERIOUSLY - HAVE YOU REALLY READ THESE BOOKS OR DID U LIE PLZ DO GO READ THEM THEY ARE LEGACIES........pls go read these books once more IF U HAVE READ THEM ALREADY.
We heard a rumour that in future you will write a few more books from Renesmay's as well as leah's point of view..
well plz dont u think its going to be boring , well if u are dtermined then plz take ur time put some effort and show those who criticised u that u truly can write.
From,
SAATHI(ANNE AND DIANA)........
Hey now, don't you think saying we will murder her is a bit harsh? I don't like her writing either, but by saying that you're gonna kill her, you're stooping to the level of the crazed Twitards. Twitards!! I think you're taking it a bit harsh, and I gotta warn you - Grace will probably have something to say about this. I don't think threatening her (SMeyer) is gonna help anyone.
HeyWe know that it was harsh.But u don't know that SMeyer
has spoiled a lot of girls in our school.We were very sad to find out that girls in our school are insane about her books.A girl now likes to be called as Mrs Edward Cullen.How more far can this go?We have seen our class mates reading these books even when our classes were going on.They have gone mad behind these series.
And just b4 we wrote the letter we read an interview of her's in which she said that she was inspired by anne of green gables and many other well known books b4 writting these series.
Do you know that Saathi-means friend in hindi was formed by arranging our names(anne and diana).This id is also a joint id 4 both of us.We like to be called as anne and dyna(nick names) b'coz we love anne of green gables.And then when SM cited this book and many other popular books as an inspiration 4 writing her books,we lost our temper..........
That's the reason why our letter was a lot harsh.
You r right.Murdering and killing is 4 vampires and vampire lovers.
Thanks 4 this advice anyways.............
So gonna edit it.....Once again thanks.......
ANNE AND DIANA(from saathi)
S'okay. It happens when one's brain is too full of Twitard crap. (=
