The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn
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Am I the only one who absolutely can't stand Mark Twain?

"I haven't any right to criticise books, and I don't do it except when I hate them. I often want to criticise Jane Auste..."
So I am just wondering why Mr. Clemens kept reading and rereading Jane Austen's work. Maybe he did need a few good ideas that he thought he could improve on .


PL

Maybe other people have had similar experiences.

Very nicely put.


I agree with you. That's also why I didn't like Tom. He turns up at the end of the book and turns Jim into his game for the day (or several days). But in the Tom Sawyer book, he already went so far as to disappear and let his loved ones hold a funeral for him just for a laugh. Other people don't seem real to him.

I do NOT like Tom Sawyer or Huckleberry Finn. I do like some of his short stories (The £1,000,000 Bank Note comes to mind), and his essay Fenimore Cooper's Literary Offences (even though I admire Cooper as well). I have thought Twain's novels overrated since I was a kid, and rereading as an adult affirmed that for me.

I guess you might need to be a young, adventurous boy to really like Huck Finn or Tom Sawyer. I'd suggest you give Puddnhead Wilson a try.



I understand why Twain did not publish Letters before his death, it would have had an unpleasant effect on his family. They were more chary of his reputation than he, and waited twenty years, I believe it was, before releasing it to be published after his death.
Huck is a wholly different book when read as a mature person (I first used "adult" but achieving adulthood and maturity don't necessarily coincide) than as a child.
Huck is one of those literary characters I'd like to talk to in real life. His innate ethical intelligence and sense of humor are wonderful.




(Of course if you counter that Holeywoood's opinion about anything don't mean schumer, *I* can't really debate *that*, either... so...)
But speaking of venerable tomes that desperately need to be updated (NOT!), try *this* for a good scare right about now:
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/4...

Nope, nothing.

Nope, nothing."
Agreed! And nothing needs updated. If the beauty, humor and irony don't speak to the reader or if the subject matter offends, then there is plenty of politically correct rubbish out there that might make some readers feel good. (Tongue in cheek.)

To be honest, this isn't his best work. I like his short stories better. Just like any musician that cuts a great album, there is always that one song that gets on the top 40 chart, that happens to not be their best song by a long shot.

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OOH... now THAT sounds interesting.
Are there any poison pen letters, hate-filled diatribes, vicious backstabbing attacks, or other fascinating amusing and gratifying evidence extant?
I *love* seeing these cultured sophisticated literary types get down in the gutter and go at each other like rabid dogs... and I'd *particularly* like to see Mark Twain tear Jane Austen a new one.

- Letter to Joseph Twichell, 13 September 1898
"Jane Austen? Why I go so far as to say that any library is a good library that does not contain a volume by Jane Austen. Even if it contains no other book."
- Mark Twain, quoted in Remembered Yesterdays, Robert Underwood Johnson

I've heard the "bash his skull in with his own shin-bone" one before - I think it's become a meme. (which it deserves...)
Did Jane whine indignantly in response? (*That* would *further* make my evening.)
gonna stash those in my (voluminous!) quotes file, for use in harassing Austen fans

*Brief Intermission*
Yes, as suspected post-post, Samuel Clemens was born in 1835 and Jane Austin died in 1817.

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Yes, as suspected post-post, Samuel Clemens was born in 1835 and Jane Austin died in 1817. "
Yeah, that sort of makes sense... In those more "Proper" times, I doubt if he would have attacked "A Lady" in that fashion while she was alive (Though it would have been fun to watch). (He might have ended up in a duel, too, though...)
She's too "Nuanced" for my barbaric sensibilities anyway... But that doesn't stop her from making a good target.






ayyy

What class are you in? Is it a conventional English class or instead an independent study or other concentrated format? I ask because you should not complain until you need to commit to a solid 5 weeks of James Joyce (Portrait, Dubliners, Ulysses, Finnegan's Wake, and Richard Ellmann's biography of Joyce). That had my head swimming!

Sounds to me like you already hated Mark Twain.


HMMM... Can't you you realign your wrath so that you're hating your English teachers instead? I mean, it's not Mark Twain's fault that English teachers are lower forms of life (if you can call it life...).
When I was in high school, I had a friend who was a natural cartoonist, and drew caricatures of our teachers. Our senior English teacher, an old bluehead whose shrunken brain was so vanishingly small as to be undetectable with a transmission electron microscope, came in for special attention - he would draw cartoons of her with an axe buried in her head, or hung drawn and quartered, etc... Upon reflection I'd say that probably did serve to redirect our wrath from the tripe she was making us read and the authors thereof, to her vile, revolting *person*...
(Caution: Don't get caught with cartoons like *that* nowadays... But DO accidentally leave them somewhere that they'll be found by a teacher and taken to an "Administrator" in abject panic (careful of video cams too though))

HMMM... Can't you you realign your wrath so that you're ha..."
Apologies for sounding like an old fart. The schools I went to were not the prison barracks they are today. Of course, I still had to go 10 miles each way to school in snowshoes.



Add another OF to this group. The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, warts and all, is in my top reading list.

ssage 194: by Tom Oct 05, 2015 07:03AM
My English teachers are heartless and have forced us to read Mark Twain for over six weeks now!!! smh now I hate Mark Twain
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message 195: by Tom Oct 05, 2015 07:04AM
Tom wrote: "My English teachers are heartless and have forced us to read Mark Twain for over six weeks now!!! smh now I hate Mark Twain"
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message 196: by Jon - rated it 5 stars Oct 05, 2015 08:31AM
Tom wrote: "My English teachers are heartless and have forced us to read Mark Twain for over six weeks now!!! smh now I hate Mark Twain"
What class are you in? Is it a conventional English class or instead an independent study or other concentrated format? I ask because you should not complain until you need to commit to a solid 5 weeks of James Joyce (Portrait, Dubliners, Ulysses, Finnegan's Wake, and Richard Ellmann's biography of Joyce). That had my head swimming!
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message 197: by Scott - rated it 5 stars Oct 05, 2015 09:49AM
Tom wrote: "My English teachers are heartless and have forced us to read Mark Twain for over six weeks now!!! smh now I hate Mark Twain"
Sounds to me like you already hated Mark Twain.
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message 198: by David - rated it 5 stars Oct 05, 2015 10:27AM
Good point. If there had not been a Mark Twain, there would have been fewer American authors who could speak to the country's psyche.
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message 199: by Duane - rated it 5 stars Oct 05, 2015 03:47PM
Tom wrote: "My English teachers are heartless and have forced us to read Mark Twain for over six weeks now!!! smh now I hate Mark Twain"
HMMM... Can't you you realign your wrath so that you're hating your English teachers instead? I mean, it's not Mark Twain's fault that English teachers are lower forms of life (if you can call it life...).
When I was in high school, I had a friend who was a natural cartoonist, and drew caricatures of our teachers. Our senior English teacher, an old bluehead whose shrunken brain was so vanishingly small as to be undetectable with a transmission electron microscope, came in for special attention - he would draw cartoons of her with an axe buried in her head, or hung drawn and quartered, etc... Upon reflection I'd say that probably did serve to redirect our wrath from the tripe she was making us read and the authors thereof, to her vile, revolting *person*...
(Caution: Don't get caught with cartoons like *that* nowadays... But DO accidentally leave them somewhere that they'll be found by a teacher and taken to an "Administrator" in abject panic (careful of video cams too though))
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message 200: by Jon - rated it 5 stars Oct 05, 2015 08:31PM
Duane wrote: "Tom wrote: "My English teachers are heartless and have forced us to read Mark Twain for over six weeks now!!! smh now I hate Mark Twain"
HMMM... Can't you you realign your wrath so that you're ha..."
Apologies for sounding like an old fart. The schools I went to were not the prison barracks they are today. Of course, I still had to go 10 miles each way to school in snowshoes.
You might like his other books even less Shawna. I was quite taken aback in A Tramp Abroad when he skipped from NOT 'tramping' through Europe to a peculiar story about some old-timer in the American West telling a story about some birds to an anecdote about a German duel. At least, that's how I remember it.