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message 1: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17320 comments Mod

Traffic stop leads to man believed drowned in 1989

Whoops. Guess the Florida police have taken care of their faked death quota this month.

message 2: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) Just bad luck all around for Bennie.

message 3: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17320 comments Mod
He must have been born under a bad star, or maybe his mother was given the evil eye while she was preggo with lil' Bennie.

message 4: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) Bennie ain't so little no more, though.

message 5: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17320 comments Mod
It is hard to keep to that low-fat diet when you're on the 20-year lam.

message 6: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) Truth be told, or so I've heard, never having actually been on any lams.

message 7: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments You know, maybe it's easier to fake your death and create a new identity that we thought.

But don't get any ideas, people.

message 8: by Gus (new)

Gus Sanchez (gussanchez) That's like the 3rd faked death stunt busted this month. We had that investment banker who faked his own death by crashing his plane, and now there's this story of Olivia Newton-John's ex-boyfriend faking his own death, too.

message 9: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17320 comments Mod
Wowza. Is he related to Dylan McDermott? Not that they look like they have the same heritage, but perhaps same father, different mother thing. Becauase he is freaking gorgeous in a similar good bone structure sort of way.

message 10: by Jessica (new)

Jessica (jesstrea) well he's still getting away with it!

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