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I want to be the starlet. Where do I apply?
Good luck to both of you. I'm sure you both have more talent than whomever they end up choosing.
I'd like to be the Hispanic Hannah Montana. Maybe "Inez Montanez". Or, "Hannah Montana", but say that with a more Spanish accent.
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Maybe I should dye my hair pink, and get some permanent eyeliner.
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That might be a little much for the tween crowd. Have you tried changing your last name to "Jonas?"
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Yes. How truly outrageous. Also a term used to describe a situation where the final outcome is greater than the sum of its parts.
Manufactured teen pop + co-promoted book series=$$.
Jack Donaghy uses the term on 30 Rock to describe one GE property (say, a convection oven), being plugged on another (the show-within-a-show on 30 Rock). So that's a real oven that is really promoted on a real show by someone pretending it is a fake oven on a real show within a fake show. Whoot.
I could become Diamond Jonas! I rub my magic nipple rings and become a retro glam-rock God!
She'll release an album of pop gems to coincide with the publication of the first novel. Her name will be Mackenzie "Zee" Blue.
Except, y'know, they haven't cast her yet.
They could make the circle complete if the plot of the first novel was about how she was discovered at the mall and plucked from obscurity to be a big star, and how she deals with sudden fame.
Then the second novel can be about her descent into a nightmare world of pills and porn. The tenth one will be about her struggle to remain sober, and her attempts to be taken seriously as a singer-songwriter.
Anybody got any other plots? We can plan the whole series!