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message 3501: by Guy (last edited Jul 04, 2013 07:13AM) (new)

Guy (egajd) | 11249 comments Leslie, please jump in with popcorn! Your urge to do so is marking your senior graduation into the WSS, as many of us regulars are popcorn abusers.

Guy: True. I have been known to commit inappropriate popcorn behaviours.
Sophia: [Shrugs.] 'Inappropriate popcorn?' I am not sure I understand what that means.
Guy: Well, some may take offence at these weird voice overs. Not everyone in the WSS knows about popcorn. And some who do find it completely .... Well, I was going to say asinine, but perhaps better is just boring.
Sophia: Boring? Yes. I guess that would be a highly inappropriate behaviour. But to many, meditation and reflection are boring. So 'boring' isn't a sufficient argument on so-called inappropriateness.
Guy: [Laughs.] Okay. But I challenge you to write that as a Haiku. You may not haven't noticed it, but this is, after all, a Haiku thread, not a popcorn one.
Sophia: Really? You call what gets written here Haiku . [Laughs.] Truly, Guy, delusion knows no bounds. Beside, you haven't addressed Leslie's question. Your reference to Bobbitt may be obscure to her, as she's not a resident of North America.
Guy: [Laughs.] True. Sorry, Leslie. Lorena Bobbitt gained infamy in North America for cutting off the penis of her husband. She claimed extreme mental distress because her husband was ... well, just a very bad guy. The puny punny-ness of a 'Bobbitt' bobbing her philandering husband was not lost to just about every non-prudish living writer on the continent. I have no idea if this story made across the oceans.


message 3502: by [deleted user] (new)

Yes, I remember that now, it was in 1990's, I think. There was a local movie based on that story.


message 3503: by Zack (new)

Zack Nineteen ninety nine
Is the year I developed
Tech. anxiety


message 3504: by [deleted user] (new)

An applied science
A sensory perception
Quick robotics fix.


message 3505: by Zack (new)

Zack Red, yellow, green, blue
Crimson, canary, turquoise.
Printing body parts


message 3506: by [deleted user] (last edited Jul 05, 2013 03:16AM) (new)

Silver nuts, shoulder
bolts and power tools; a dash
of pepper and salt,
plus the scent of chocolate--
Voila! Bicentennial man.


message 3507: by Guy (new)

Guy (egajd) | 11249 comments Excellent work, Leslie, Zack. 'Bicentennial' man is particularly excellent. Nice start to my day.


message 3508: by [deleted user] (new)

Thank you, Guy :) Good morning!


message 3509: by Guy (last edited Jul 05, 2013 07:42AM) (new)

Guy (egajd) | 11249 comments LOL! Dirt smelling robots. I think I see a movie in the making.

Good morning, Leslie, except I'm guessing it's evening(?) in your world.


message 3510: by M (new)

M | 11617 comments Wow, Leslie! That’s a knockout!


message 3511: by [deleted user] (new)

Lol! Thanks, M :)

Nice, Belly!

Yes, Guy, it's late in the evening, so goodnight from Mars :P


message 3512: by Guy (new)

Guy (egajd) | 11249 comments penny for your thoughts


Bi-sensual man
Was sent on a fool's mission,
To claim his two cents
From a former astronaut
Stuck in his closet.


message 3513: by [deleted user] (new)

He went to the moon
to quiet his thoughts but his
calling haunted him.
He came back armed with a smile
and a mic--a Talk Show host.


message 3514: by M (new)

M | 11617 comments “He went to the moon / to quiet his thoughts . . .” What a beautiful line!


message 3515: by Caitlan (new)

Caitlan (lionesserampant) | 2869 comments *


lost in a crowd of
whitened teeth and faked applause,
he feels as if he
is being pulled down to drown;
choked by the cord of his mic.


message 3516: by Caitlan (new)

Caitlan (lionesserampant) | 2869 comments Thank you, Belly!


message 3517: by Guy (new)

Guy (egajd) | 11249 comments Excellent Leslie! And a delightful continuation, Kat.


in church with a plugged nose

He frowned at his teeth
for being too white and straight.
He is a comic
where being straight and white-bread
is like farting in a church.


message 3518: by M (last edited Jul 11, 2013 06:35AM) (new)

M | 11617 comments This started out as a follow-up of Kat’s and Guy’s, but somewhere along the way it went off the road and got lost in the woods.

Hers the dim, dreamed voice,
a tangle of orchard limbs
in a dusk’s landscape

of umber and sage,
long shadows in the craters
of an autumn moon.


message 3519: by Guy (last edited Jul 11, 2013 06:45AM) (new)

Guy (egajd) | 11249 comments Beautiful imagery, M. Your wish of getting words to evoke visual images is evident in this, which brought me along for a walk with feelings of the bigness of life and the quest for understanding my smallness in it.

This did not feel lost, but more like it is of a soul wandering and wondering at the feeling of being lost in life.

Great start to my day.


message 3520: by M (new)

M | 11617 comments Thank you, Guy! It isn’t easy being a Post-Pre-Raphaelite.


message 3521: by Guy (new)

Guy (egajd) | 11249 comments LOL! Yes.


message 3522: by M (new)

M | 11617 comments Yikes! I’ve mired the haiku thread. I’ll try to pull it out of the bog.


He let loose in church,
wished he were dead, and cursed that
new, “fart-free” white bread.


message 3523: by Guy (new)

Guy (egajd) | 11249 comments LOL!


message 3524: by [deleted user] (new)

Wow, M, #4913 is lovely :)


message 3525: by M (new)

M | 11617 comments Thank you, Leslie!


message 3526: by [deleted user] (new)

Not so nice continuation of Guy's and M's excellent and funny (as usual) haiku.

The choir drowned out the
sound, the man felt relieved; a
mute, his sole witness.


message 3527: by M (new)

M | 11617 comments He knew what was in
store, and rued the day, relief
his one desire.

With a smelly roar
he sailed away, over the
heads of the choir.


message 3528: by Jim (new)

Jim Agustin (jim_pascual_agustin) | 625 comments Horror Haiku 1

grass grips church rubble
decades after the bombs fell
hear the headless choir


message 3529: by M (new)

M | 11617 comments Nothing left but slow
dust motes. The choir’s not hitting
any more wrong notes.


message 3530: by [deleted user] (new)

Hahahahahaha


message 3531: by M (new)

M | 11617 comments (Beautiful haiku in #4923, Jim!)


message 3532: by [deleted user] (new)

I agree and I'm waiting for Horror Haiku 2 :P


message 3533: by Jim (new)

Jim Agustin (jim_pascual_agustin) | 625 comments don't encourage me. you wouldn't like it when i'm encouraged... (har har har ingkwebible hark warning)


message 3534: by [deleted user] (last edited Jul 12, 2013 06:10AM) (new)

The eerie sound heard
through the old church's halls was not
from the headless choir.


message 3535: by [deleted user] (new)

Jim Pascual Agustin wrote: "don't encourage me. you wouldn't like it when i'm encouraged... (har har har ingkwebible hark warning)"

Lol! I am encouraging you!


message 3536: by Jim (new)

Jim Agustin (jim_pascual_agustin) | 625 comments Not-so-Horror Haiku 2

dragonflies hover
stitching ghost notes in mid-air
cracked bell resonates


message 3537: by M (new)

M | 11617 comments Vivid, intuited images! Very nice.


message 3538: by M (last edited Jul 12, 2013 06:23AM) (new)

M | 11617 comments The old cracked bell moaned
a dismal note that called the
sacrificial goat.


message 3539: by Guy (new)

Guy (egajd) | 11249 comments Such an excellent start to my day! OMG, everyone, so good, some real Haiku, and some real laughs. Thank you! Now to work I go.


message 3540: by [deleted user] (new)

It's quite difficult to keep up, sorry for this one :D

The ancient strange sounds
replaced by the weak bleating
of a robot goat.


message 3541: by M (new)

M | 11617 comments He yearned for the grass
of the dell, but his display
was blinking “lo cell.”


message 3542: by M (new)

M | 11617 comments What seam-splitting girl
would take the bait of verse so
dry and latinate?


message 3543: by Guy (new)

Guy (egajd) | 11249 comments membership's perks


who needs good advice
when one's membership is long
on virility.


message 3544: by [deleted user] (last edited Jul 12, 2013 06:53PM) (new)

but the girl wanted
more than rhymes, free verse or bed(?);
a heart, not an app.

Belly, no titles? :)


message 3545: by Guy (last edited Jul 13, 2013 12:26AM) (new)

Guy (egajd) | 11249 comments The following isn't good, but tis an odd play on Leslie's ideas:


versal of fortune

What starts in the bed
as the app of a true heart
will unbeat itself
and be transformed into
regenerate reverses.


message 3546: by Zack (last edited Jul 13, 2013 11:04PM) (new)

Zack Perfect Lovers


together hearts beat
asynchronous patterns in
perfect harmony


message 3547: by M (new)

M | 11617 comments The heart that throbbed by
her in bed had neither legs
nor arms, but a head.


message 3548: by Zack (new)

Zack lol, M!


message 3549: by M (new)

M | 11617 comments I can’t believe I posted that.


message 3550: by Edward (new)

Edward (edwardtheresejr) | 2434 comments Really? I can. Of course, that's not the most flattering thing to revisit a thread to.


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