Weekly Short Stories Contest and Company! discussion
Games!
>
Haiku
Stunned and smarting fromthat slap, he lay his head in
the welcoming lap
of a bronzed goddess
of scanty clothes, of shapely
legs, of fishnet hose.
She was a cradleendlessly rocking, smelling
of suntan lotion,
he but a freighter
helplessly docking, snared by
her rhythmic motion.
Velma, outraged, did
something shocking. (What it was,
I have no notion.)
Guy, Jim, M, Stephanie, CJ, Belly...wow! The latest run on this thread is a tour de force. Brilliant!
Hello, Ryan! Yes, this has been a great run. M, that was brilliant!Velma's frail conscience
saw the boist'rous rocking pair
and felt her knees quake.
She smelled incense
and eased her clothes to the chair
to give up her stake.
I just read Belly’s “outside the machine.” Oh, my God! All I can say is that it’s a first for the W.S.S. I’ll open a bottle of Grand Marnier.I got a kick out of the Charlie Brown reference in Ellis’s haiku!
For a group rated PG-13, there are some things posted here that put over-eighteen groups to shame.
I’m just now catching up. He sure is! Belly, your “lance a lot” haiku is (unsurprisingly) delightful in all the right ways.
Oh! The humour! EXCELLENT sequence, Robyn, Zack, Belly, Ellis M. RotFL!Having Breakfast in Frog Pajamas
To be cooked and ate
is to live and salivate
as the frog's true mate.
LoL! Zack, M loved these! And excellent Robyn, and welcome to the wild and salty ship's Haiku thread! Very, very funny!an infusion of hard to see tea beggars
Made with minute men,
the handmaid's hand made wart's tea
left a mystery.
She had a cold eye,a hawk nose, but the gams that
filled those fishnet hose
woven (some said) on
the devil’s loom, lured her prey
to her upstairs room.
Yes! You certainly turned the tables with that one. I have a feeling the man in the scenario resembles a certain doctor.
Well done! Zack, M, Al, so funny!With razor and care
nary a hair dare stare down
the mad man with Nair.
Books mentioned in this topic
Mugging the Muse (other topics)The Raj Quartet (other topics)
Marcovaldo (other topics)
Invisible Cities (other topics)
Confessions of a Taoist on Wall Street (other topics)
More...
Authors mentioned in this topic
David Payne (other topics)Thomas Merton (other topics)
Robert Payne (other topics)
Barbara Gowdy (other topics)
David K. Reynolds (other topics)







blinking. “Velma,” he writhed, “it’s
not what you’re thinking!”