Weekly Short Stories Contest and Company! discussion

Yes, but not quite as much when I've finished writing this.

TPBM is looking at a nice sunset.

Actually, it's morning now and I missed the sunrise. :(

TPBM is cold.

Not quite cold, but a bit chillier than the last few days. It's supposed to rain soon.

TPBM had a tasty lunch.

I think veggie lasagna and cookies count as tasty.

TPBM forgot to feed their pet in the past month.

Nope. I don't have a pet.

TPBM has been watching t.v.

A couple of hours ago. Now I'm on the computer.

TPBM is one of those rare humans who doesn't like the Dr. Seuss books.

Sorry Guy, I am a rare human being, but not the sort to hate on Dr. Seuss. Now if you would of said "The Giving Tree" by Shel Silverstein , I would have agreed. That's a children's book I don't just dislike, but despise.

TPBM is the person commenting below me.

how did you guess??

TPBM just woke up

Well, 80 minutes ago. Does that count as 'just'?


TPBM found it hard to imagine that The Giving Tree could be worse than The Giverby Lois Lowry, but was surprised to find that it is.

Yes I can Guy, yes I can. But only marginally.

TPBM lovess song birds, but only during the daylight hours.

No, I like them day and night,dawn and dusk.


TPBM has a deadline of some kind to meet today, and will quite likely fail to meet it.

Yes, but that's what happens when I stay up late and have to get up the next morning even before the roosters.

TBPM has had a near-death experience at least once in their life.

Um, kind of. I did almost drown once.

TPBM is super busy.

That is pretty true. I have been kind of busy lately.

TPBM is going to hang out with friends or people who are like family today.

Yea, that is true, but for only a short period of time.

TPBM finds typing with their thumbs on portable computers to be very annoying.

I do. My thumbs aren't meant to click on 3 mm buttons.

TPBM wishes they were outside enjoying the sunshine.

Not yet, I have dinner and laundry yet before me. When I am done with that then yes I will be most happy to fall into bed.

TPBM eats a ton of hotdogs when summer hits?

Psh, who needs to wait for summer? I'm eating one now!

TBPM has achieved a great accomplishment today.

I didn't fall off the piano bench at Church, always an accomplishment for me :D

TPBM takes online courses?

Yes for planning--ugh. I'm also kinda behind on it... Yeah, I should do that now... Anyways!

TPBM is listening to a fantabulous tune.

Fuck yeah! Please excuse the expletive. even Happy Gilmore dropped an f-bomb and was still rated pg-13.

What a lovely word to match the music (Fantabulous, not the expletive). Rachmaninoff Piano Concerto No. 2 in C Minor just happened to be playing as I read this. Probably going to drop into Tool or something after. But for this instance, Yes. Fantabulous tune.

TPBM had a fantabulous Cinco de Mayo and wished they didn't drink so many margaritas with Caronas floating upside down in them.
my head Hertz.

I don't drink or celebrate Cinco de Mayo so, not really.

TPBM has to talk to their boss today.

Do I? Please, please don't make me! Aw, do I have to? [Hangs head in dejection.]

TPBM had decided at one time to be his/her own boss, but thought better of it because s/he is way too bossy for his/her own good.

Lol. Never. I was a self-employed piano teacher before though.

TPBM is happy to know they are actually hired.

Yes, there is a certain warm feeling of knowing you are good enough at what you do that someone might want to actually hire you for it. (I clean houses.)

TPBM has had whooping cough?

Maybe. If I have I can't remember.

TPBM spent too much time on the treadmill and their legs are now made of jello.

Not today. I spent too much time in front of a computer, and my eyes are wobbly, though.

TPBM is already in bed tonight and won't read this until tomorrow.

Lol. Yup!

TPBM has a lot of writing projects they need to do.

Yes. But I'll work for a living instead.

TPBM has yet to discover what their dream job might be.

Nope, I've already discovered it.

TPBM just realized they have 11 writing projects to complete by the end of next week....

Is that all!

TPBM has sun shining in their face as they work.

No, where I'm living it's evening.

TPBM enjoys bullying others.

Not really though sometimes I like to make fun of my older brother. Does that count?

TPBM thinks this day can't get any less hectic than it already has.

Astonishing today had no hecticness in it.

TPBM keeps getting put on Pg 63. of TPBM thread?

Yes. I think the website can't keep up and so it keeps saying stuff back in March is brand-new.

TPBM loves that they can now just sit back and relax. :)

Ahh I see, thanks

Yes, My day is done. (Other than dishes but I am in denial that they even exists at the moment.)

TPBM really likes bean-dip?

Sure, but it depends on the kind of beans.

TBPM sucks at badminton.

Never played it so I'm sure that's true.

TPBM has a sore throat.

Not me, but a lot of my friends do. Strep is making its rounds.

TPBM hears bells tingling in the wind.

I did earlier, not anymore.

TPBM likes big family parties?

Haha no, but I did for my cheerio's for many a year.

TPBM plays with fire?

Pyromania? Hell yeah. (No pun intended)

TPBM dislikes olives, but loves pickles.

Oh yeah! Pickles......hmmmmm.......Sorry

Um TPBM doesn't have an i-Phone?

-ahem-

TPBM sells illegal things in dark alleys. Like explosive lollipops.

nope, all Android.

TPBM was able to see the solar eclipse today?

No to Zack, and "Only if you're buying" to Gabrielle :D

TPBM has great late night talks?

A sure thing!

TPBM does not like partaking meals with people.

I like!

TPBM is not a Belieber? (Did i spell it right?) :p

I have no idea if that was spelled correctly, but if you had spelled it correctly would you feel any better?

On other words no, I'm not.

TPBM uses a cordless mouse?

No, it doesn't make a difference :)

Yes.

TPBM has tried mixing chocolate drink and coffee?