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    David Sedaris
    “When shit brings you down, just say 'fuck it', and eat yourself some motherfucking candy.”
    David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day

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    David Sedaris
    “This left me alone to solve the coffee problem - a sort of catch-22, as in order to think straight I need caffeine, and in order to make that happen I need to think straight.”
    David Sedaris, When You Are Engulfed in Flames

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    David Sedaris
    “When asked "What do we need to learn this for?" any high-school teacher can confidently answer that, regardless of the subject, the knowledge will come in handy once the student hits middle age and starts working crossword puzzles in order to stave off the terrible loneliness.”
    David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day



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