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“Time moves slowly, but passes quickly.”
― Alice Walker, The Color Purple

“You really oughta warn a guy when you're going all glamorous on him, so he'd be prepared.”
― Rosamond du Jardin, Wait For Marcy

“I haven't any right to criticize books, and I don't do it except when I hate them. I often want to criticize Jane Austen, but her books madden me so that I can't conceal my frenzy from the reader; and therefore I have to stop every time I begin. Every time I read Pride and Prejudice I want to dig her up and beat her over the skull with her own shin-bone.”
― Mark Twain

“The forest was shrinking but the trees kept voting for the axe, for the axe was clever and convinced the trees that because his handle was made of wood he was one of them.”
― Turkish Proverbs