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  • #1
    Bernard M. Baruch
    “Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.”
    Bernard M. Baruch

  • #2
    Dr. Seuss
    “I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living.”
    Dr. Seuss

  • #3
    David Sedaris
    “If you're looking for sympathy you'll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.”
    David Sedaris, Barrel Fever: Stories and Essays

  • #4
    Mae West
    “Too much of a good thing can be wonderful!”
    Mae West

  • #5
    David Sedaris
    “It's just a penis, right? Probably no worse for you than smoking.”
    David Sedaris, When You Are Engulfed in Flames

  • #6
    Nigella Lawson
    “I don't believe you can ever really cook unless you love eating.”
    Nigella Lawson



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