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    “Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue. In what other profession would you brag about not knowing stuff? “I’m not one of those fancy Harvard heart surgeons. I’m just an unlicensed plumber with a dream and I’d like to cut your chest open.” The crowd cheers.”
    Tina Fey, Bossypants

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    Jodi Lynn Anderson
    “If you have reasons for not coming back, I don’t want to know them. I just want you to come back anyway. Ignorance, see?”
    Jodi Lynn Anderson, Tiger Lily

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    Elbert Hubbard
    “A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.”
    Elbert Hubbard



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