Olivia Spring > Olivia's Quotes

“I’d be prepared to give up chocolate for a month for one night of passion…Actually, let’s be realistic. Maybe a week. I really like chocolate…”
― Olivia Spring, The Middle-Aged Virgin

“M&S, Lola’s and Hummingbird should offer an emergency 2 a.m. cupcake delivery service for people going through a break-up, because sometimes a girl just needs to bury her face in frosted icing to feel better.”
― Olivia Spring, The Middle-Aged Virgin

“I don’t want to waste my life anymore. I owe it to myself to do more. Not because I’m being greedy, but because I’m alive.”
― Olivia Spring, The Middle-Aged Virgin